Funny / Get a Clue

• Lexy's unashamed attitude when she's able to get Jack to help her. Totally smug, yet still funny.
  Jack: Oh, man. How can someone so selfish make me feel so guilty?
  Lexy: (smug) It's a gift.
• The comparison Jen makes when she has to explain to Lexy that Jack likes her.
  Jen: (to Lexy) Get a clue. He likes you. That's why he treats you like a reject from the outlet mall.
• Jack comparing Lexy's journalistic style to that of a gossip columnist.
  Jack: Yeah. Hedda Hopper had nothing on you.
  Lexy: Hedda who?
  Jack: You call yourself a writer. You should know. She was the most famous gossip columnist ever.
  Lexy: I am not a gossip columnist. I give advice. The article in the Daily Examiner is a human-interest piece.
  Jack: Right. Sure, it is.
• Jen's utter refusal to go anywhere near Brooklyn.
  Jen: Brooklyn? I am not schlepping out to Brooklyn.
  Lexy: Jennifer, a good spy does not question her assignment.
  Jen: So, what? I'm not a good spy. I'll live.