Funny / Date Night

• The whole chase scene with the cabbie.
• "Would you please, for the love of god, put on a fucking shirt?!"
• Phil and Claire pole dancing. Just...Phil and Claire pole dancing!
  • “Sex robots!”
• "Would you like to receive a collect call from- oh god this phone smells like urine!!"
• In the outtakes, at the end: "I have to go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror."
• Phil and Claire guessing the story of a nearby couple on a date and giving them dialogue.
  • "I have to go home now and fart in a shoebox."
  • “She’s getting drunk enough for what’s gonna happen later. He’s gonna call her by his mom’s name.”
• Phil and Claire pretending to be hipsters to get back into Claw, returning the staff’s snooty attitude.
• "Zip your vagina!"
• "Shit my... pants, we forgot the gay couple dinner!"
• Phil pretending to be Holbrooke answering the buzzer at his apartment. "I'm havin' sex!"
  • Holbrooke’s response: “Is that me or Fat Albert?”