Funny / Bumper Wars

• The first line of the game:
  Zeddite: Science is right. The universe is filled with chaos. Dancing, whistling, public displays of air guitar...
• The fact that the Zeddites based their torture devices off of amusement park rides simply because, on the sign for the one they visited, the 'm' in 'amusement' was burned out, so they assumed it was 'abusement' (which isn't even a real word).
• The Zeddite's comments to you when you lose, when you win, and before each battle. Some great examples:
  • "You crumble under pressure like a desiccated insect! Begone!"
  • "Buh-bye!"
  • "Next!"
  • "How dare you defy the Zeddites by... living??"
  • "Lose, meat puppet! I mean it this time!"
  • "You win. And your prize? (in a different voice) More bone-pounding punishment!"
  • "We hope you enjoyed your stay with us... tell a friend! (evil laugh)"
  • "I hate you. Did I mention that? Move along."