As a Life Simulation Game with a few twists, BitLife is not short of moments that can make you at least give a chuckle.
Events
- Being mauled to death by animals surely is not the best way to die. However, one particular SOS event has a gorilla attacking someone, and if you fail to save the person, the game explicitly states that the gorilla kills you by decapitating you with a gorilla punch, out of all the ways a gorilla can kill you. There is even an achievement that requires you to die this way to get!
- In a mafia, one of the events is to (try to) talk to a random Italian guy, with all of the options being in Italian with no translations. One answer in particular have the guy give you a pool noodle and a slice of pizza.
- Also in a mob, you can go to a shopping spree and purchase a whole bunch of food to help you suppress your guilt, if you feel that you ever have any.
- Your parents can argue with you if you decide to post for topless or nude magazines.
- If choosing to cremate a deceased family member's body and sprinkle the ash somewhere, some of the possible locations are over the character's enemy, or even in a blunt, before smoking it! Many other possible locations are no less funny and can be quite unconventional too.
Journals
- When starting a new generation, your character can be born in various ways, including but not limited to being adopted by a foreign family (the game will still treat you as their biological parents somehow), having your parents conceived at unusual places like an amusement park, or sometimes without an explanation at all, but something like "I'm a bastard".
