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The Rapture of Being Alive
- Amy asks loaded questions to the landlord in an attempt to figure out where Danny is:Landlord: They folded the place because of a police raid. Someone was running illegal goods out of here.George: Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.Amy: But the son... kind of sucks, right?
Just Not All At the Same Time
- As Isaac and Danny are chasing Danny up the stairs:Paul: I won't be infected by your brokenness anymore!Isaac: What?!Danny: See? That's that white devil talking!
- Isaac sees the name of the seminar Amy is speaking at and reaches a hilariously wrong conclusion:Isaac: "Next Gen, First Class, Future-Proof"... This is the new X-Men!
- When Danny and Isaac are escorted by security for causing a scene, the latter screams out:Isaac: Give me the mic! The Last Stand is the best X-Men! Wolverine cannot be circumcised!
- Bobby and Michael try and fail to scam George into letting them in to his house as plumbers:George: You know, I appreciate all the info, but I'm gonna get a second opinion.Michael: Uh, there's two of us, so... I have an opinion, he's got one. There's two of them there.George: I'm sure. Thank you, guys. Take care.
- Naomi reaches the comically wrong conclusion of Amy cheating on George with Danny, causing Amy to burst out laughing hysterically.
- When George confesses his infidelity to Amy, she's exasperated by the Insistent Terminology he uses:George: I just... got emotionally connected with someone.Amy: Who? Was it someone in your men's group? Oh, my God, was it with that guy, Zane?George: What? No. It was with Mia.Amy: Did you fսck her?George: No. It wasn't physical.Amy: Okay, then what was it?George: We're probably connected in the spiritual realm. Have you ever heard of a divine twin?Amy: No, George, I have never heard of a divine fսcking twin. This isn't Dungeons & Dragons, you don't have to make up lore!
- Especially hilarious given that 'Zane' is the identity Danny took on to get closer to George
- When Danny finds out Edwin had been charging subscriptions as a prank out of jealousy, but is innocent of burning down the house:Danny: Why did you...? That... WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT!
- The investigator assuring Danny that he'd have no problem suing the contractor who did the wiring on his house and led to it burning down, because "an absolute moron installed this."
The Great Fabricator
- Isaac getting exasperated with Jordan and expresses his bewilderment at Amy and Naomi being with her:Isaac: Why do you hang out with her? You know you're Asian, right?
- After Danny helps acquire berries under Amy's guidance, he sarcastically responds to her, offering the berries:Danny: Can I get you anything else? Tea? Dessert?
