- When the apostles speaking in many languages are Mistaken for Junkie, Peter responds:Peter: These men are not drunk; It's only nine in the morning!
- Paul goes on an hours-long Author Tract, during which a young man nods off and falls out of a window (to his death). Paul runs downstairs, resurrects the guy, has a bit of a snack, and goes on talking as if nothing unusual had happened.
- The Greek philosophers misunderstand a secondhand account of Paul's preaching and mistakenly gather that he is preaching about two foreign gods named "Jesus" and "Anastasis" (Resurrection)!
Funny / Acts of the Apostles