Apsodifugy is the story of a man who lived in a beet. This story was created because I had 19 minutes and 30 seconds to edit this and I couldn't think of anything else.
Michael lives in a beet. One day he gets sick of living in his beet. So he decides to sell his house (beet), but an evil, morbidly obese realtor named Ecap is trying to stop him for a currently unknown reason. It will be known when I make up the rest of this story.