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Male Students
B052: Carlon Wheeler
B052: Carlon Wheeler
B053: Michael Whaley
B053: Michael "Mike" Whaley
B054: Oscar Trig
B054: Oscar Trig
B055: Timothy Abrams
B055: Timothy Abrams
B056: Kyran Dean
B056: Kyran Dean
Designated Weapon: Carpenter's Hatchet
Conclusion: You know, I don't see him lasting, but B056 sounds like a decent enough guy, and not the sort who gets murdered for making a bad call on the first day. In fact, his attitude reminds me more than a little of one of our most famous alumni, B077. Who knows? Maybe he'll have what it takes after all. - Christina Stockton
B057: Sven Olsen
B057: Sven Matthew Olsen
B059: David Zimmer
B059: David Zimmer
B060: Matthew Young
B060: Matthew Young
B061: Dan Liu
B061: Dan Liu
B062: Garrett Wilde
B062: Garrett Wilde
B063: Cooper Komorowski
B063: Cooper Komorowski
B064: Ian Valmont
B064: Ian Valmont
B065: Edgar Tolstoff
B065: Edgar Tolstoff
B066: Chase Rodriguez
B066: Chase Emile Rodriguez
Designated Weapon: Silver pill box containing 3 cyanide
Conclusion: Hmm, so many write-offs this game. Except those guys always somehow get really far... You know what, I've got this all figured out now. A hundred bucks on a top ten finish. Any takers? - Andrew Denning
B067: Brandon Baxter
B067: Brandon Baxter
B068: Joseph Chaplin
B068: Joseph Chaplin
B069: Ilya Volkov
B069: Ilya Petrovich Volkov
B070: Joey Grey
B070: Joey Grey
B071: Aria Samuels
B071: Aria Samuels
B072: Cyrus White
B072: Cyrus White
B073: James Wade
B073: James Wade
B074: Daniel Whitten
B074: Daniel Whitten
Designated Weapon: Officially Licensed Indiana Jones Replica Whip
Conclusion: Thinking positively. He's now got something longer and thinner than him, right? - Abby Soto
B075: Kyle Fitzpatrick
B075: Kyle Fitzpatrick
B076: Hansel Williams
B076: Hansel Williams
Designated Weapon: FAMAS
Conclusion: Wow. Just wow. Is the cowboy here for real? I like a good ol' Duke VHS as much as the next moderate western movie enthusiast, but I feel bad if parents are actually raising their kids on nothing but. Kinda reminds me why this organization exists. Whoops, I'm rambling... aaaaaanywho, I'm pretty sure John Wayne didn't have a gun like THIS. Ride 'em, cowboy. - Dennis Lourvey
"I'm alive. You're not. That's the only definition of "better" that matters."
B078: Miles Strickland
B078: Miles Strickland
B079: Maximilian Sawyer
B079: Maximilian "Max" Sawyer
Designated Weapon: Exploding Cigar
Conclusion: Whenever this job becomes difficult, I'll take solace in the fact that it removes a few assholes like this guy from the world. Unless every player on the island values money more than life, this wanker won't stand much of a chance. - Penny Sullivan
Female Students
G051: Stacey Mordetsky
G051: Stacey Mordetsky
G052: Michelle Wexler
G052: Michelle Wexler
Designated Weapon: Super Soaker Hydro Cannon
Conclusion: Interesting. Interesting. Being a swimmer and a Sea Scout, this one obviously has an affinity for water. Then she got a water cannon, which is pretty useless. I'm not sure if this is irony or some kind of divine intervention. Can't wait to see how this plays out. - Shamino Warhen
G053: Karen Idel
G053: Karen Idel
G054: Eliza Patton
G054: Eliza Patton
G055: Leona Van Kamp
G055: Leona Van Kamp
G056: Alda Abbate
G056: Alda Abbate
G057: Cammy Davidson
G057: Camilla "Cammy" Davidson
G058: Jenna Rhodes
G058: Jenna Rhodes
G060: Mirabella Strong
G060: Mirabella Avis “Bella” Strong
Designated Weapon: 3 Wood
Conclusion: I'm going to putt G060 into one of two categories. Either she drives her way past that anxiety and slices through the competition, or she falls foul of her own hazards and the hole thing crumples. Ace or bogey, G060? - Jim Greynolds
G061: Kathryn Nguyen
G061: Kathryn Nguyen
G062: Rebecca Everett
Rebecca "Becca" Everett
G063: Natali Greer
G063: Natali Greer
G064: Alice Gilman
G064: Alice Gilman
G065: Katarina Konipaski
G065: Katarina "K.K." Konipaski
G066: Alex King
G066: Alex King
G067: Carmina Maliksi
G067: Carmina Maliksi
G068: Stephanie Chan
G068: Yuan Stephanie Chan
G069: Lauren Rowe
G069: Lauren Rowe
G070: Katy Warren
G070: Katherine "Katy" Warren
G071: Sunny Lee
G071: Sunshine "Sunny" Cho Lee
Designated Weapon: Riot Shield
Conclusion: I just had the funniest image. Like, so, she gets on the stage, right? And she tells a joke sooooo bad, she has to use that riot shield to block the tomatoes! Ha! Comedy gold, right? But no, seriously, think less tomatoes and more bullets. - Dennis Lourvey
G072: Ami Flynn
G072: Ami Flynn
G073: Kaitlyn Williamson
G073: Kaitlyn Williamson
G074: Brianna Battaglia
G074: Brianna Battaglia
G075: Tessa Blackridge
G075: Tessa Blackridge
