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B129: Jasper-Declan MacDermott
B129: Jasper-Declan MacDermott
Designated Weapon: Remington XP-100 (.221 Fireball) [x8 rounds]
Conclusion: Well, there's some potential here, but I really don't see it adding up to much. B129 will get hurt, likely sooner than later, and at that point he's doomed. The gun'll help for a while, but come on. Eight shots? He'll have to be very lucky or very good to make it past the first few days. Then again, maybe he'll prove me wrong. The creative thinkers are always so unpredictable, and so... amusing.
B130: George Leidman
B130: George Stanley Leidman
Designated Weapon: Replica East German marks (bills + coins) in a black leather wallet
Conclusion: How long will it take B130 to figure out he got screwed on the weapon assignments? That hero complex, combined with the lack of any worthwhile tools, will make this an uphill battle for B131, but who knows? If he can get his hands on something helpful, maybe he can make something of himself. I don't don't know why, but I have a good feeling about this one...
B131: Tom Guthrie
B131: Thomas Andrew "Tom" Guthrie
Designated Weapon: Estoc
Conclusion: Hmm... I don't really see B131 amounting to much in this game. Swords aren't easy to use, and nearsightedness can be killer. Worse, though, he's already unpopular. People everyone hates before the game tend to go pretty quickly. At least it'll give him some motivation. B131, they are all out to get you. Better get them first.
B132: Jay Holland
B132: Jay Holland
Designated Weapon: Model 14 Nambu (8mm) [x2 clips (8 round capacity)]
Conclusion: Hmm... It's a longshot, but B132 could provide us with some entertainment. He's calm, but it's always the cool, nice ones who do the worst things. It's too bad he's unmotivated, but the fear of death can give anyone a bit of a jumpstart, and really, how much effort does it take to pull a trigger a couple of times?
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.
B133: Nick LeMonde
B133: Nick LeMonde
Designated Weapon: Hunga Munga
Conclusion: Hunga Munga. I love saying that. Hunga Munga, Hunga Munga, Hunga Munga. Unfortunately, wonderful name or not, I don't see clumsy B133 making it very far with such a unique weapon. If he'd pulled a gun, he might have had a shot, but, c'est la vie. Or, in this case, c'est la morte.
B134: Jimmy Brennan
B134: Jimmy Brennan
Designated Weapon: Can of Moxie
Conclusion: Heh... you sure you can handle that, shrimpy? That soda isn't like other stuff you've ever drunk before. It's made for REAL men, so it's a shame they really don't make it much anymore. More of an acquired taste, really. I'd advise you to drink more, except that it's going to be the last thing you EVER drink!
- Miles Gloriosus: He is exceptionally boastful about how tough he is, even though most fights he is in see him swiftly defeated and crying over his injuries.
B135: Lucas Lupradio
B135: Lucas Lupradio
Designated Weapon: Sodegarami
Conclusion: Hmm... This one could go either way. If he decides to play, I can see him going places, but I find him unlikely to make that decision. In a group, I just don't think he'll be able to carry things. Sooner or later he'll be betrayed by someone he rubs the wrong way, and unless he's very lucky, that'll be it for B135.
B136: Jackson Ockley
B136: Jackson Ockley
Designated Weapon: One ounce Marijuana
Conclusion: Jackson apparently has a smoking habit, so maybe he'll be happy with some weed! Sure, it's not cigarettes, but... Desperate times call for desperate measures? Anyway, I cannot foresee Jackson making it very far.. unless he bargains for his life with the promise of marijuana..
- Eye Scream: He is Ilario Fiametta's first victim - Ilario accidentally shoots him in the eye without realizing the lipstick he was given was a concealed single shot gun.
B137: Roland Harte
B137: Roland Harte
Designated Weapon: Kris
Conclusion: Hmm... I see great potential here. If he snaps at the right time, he could make it. I'm not sure, but I can see him making it very far indeed. Unless some resentful girl shoots him in the back first. That would be quite a pitty.
B138: Garrett Hunter
B138: Garrett Hunter
Designated Weapon: Kendo Stick
Conclusion: The first rule of SOTF is: Don't be an idiot. The second rule of SOTF is: Don't be an idiot. The third rule of SOTF is: Don't try to ruin the system. I look forward to blowing your collar if you screw around, B138. Oh, and if you recreated Fight Club after reading it, you missed the entire point. I bet you're the sort to wear Che Guevara t-shirts from Hot Topic.
- An Arm and a Leg: Gets shot in his right leg on Day 4. He never takes care of it, and by the time he gets medical care, it's infected to the point where it has to be amputated.
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.
B139: Örn Ayers
B139: Örn “Dutchy” Ayers
Designated Weapon: Harpoon
Conclusion: Sigh. Yet another wimpy pacifist. At least he run. Maybe he'll make for an entertaining chase. Either way, hesitation is death, and I see no other possible outcome for B139.
B140: Cisco Vasquez
B140: Cisco Vasquez
Designated Weapon: A "Carol Channing Sings Children's Songs" Vinyl, First Edition
Conclusion: Well well well... Maybe his masochistic tendencies will let him actually enjoy being stuck with a worthless weapon. I'd write him off, but unpredictability has carried the day more than a few times, and it could do so again. No matter what, I'm sure we'll get some good footage out of him.
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.
B141: Saul Fetteralf
B141: Saul Fetteralf
Designated Weapon: Magic 8-ball
Conclusion: Does B141 have a snowball's chance in hell of making it in this game? Don't count on it. Will he die amusingly? Signs point to yes.
B142: Harun Kemal
B142: Harun Kemal
Designated Weapon: Sword Revolver [7mm x6]
Conclusion: Well, the ridiculous weapon aside, I have a good feeling about B142. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something says he'll be worth our time. Maybe not a top contender, but definitely one to watch. Then again, maybe not. He has so many weaknesses, but there's just... something about him.
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.
B143: Augustus MacDougal
B143: Augustus "Dougal" MacDougal
Designated Weapon: A pair of vintage wooden skis
Conclusion:Hahaha... Well, good thing B143's a cynic, since that means his weapon will at least validate his worldview. Try to say you don't care while you're being gunned down, B143. Go on. I dare you.
B144: Rashid Hassan
B144: Rashid Hassan
Designated Weapon: A bottle of iodine tablets
Conclusion: Well, at least B144 won't die of thirst or water-born disease. That's something, right? I mean, sure, a real weapon would have been nice, but... oh, who am I kidding? B144's going to have it rough. A bad temper combined with nothing to back it up means he's not long for this game. Still, he seems like an amusing enough sort, so maybe he'll get some sympathy from the viewers. That'll make his inevitable demise all the sweeter.
B145: Garry Villette
B145: Garry "Garou" Villette
Designated Weapon: Ji
Conclusion: Vampires are so V3, right B145? It's all about the werewolves now. Well, at least it's not ninjas again. And hey, he has a melee weapon, so maybe he can do some tearing and feasting on flesh or something. At least give us some howls.
B146: Marco Stonecastle
B146: Marco Stonecastle
Designated Weapon: Candelabra
Conclusion: Hmm... With a better weapon, maybe we'd have something, but I just don't see it. Then again, he may be able to overpower someone. I'd also love to see a kill with that candle-holder. It's so delightfully Clue.
B147: Staffan Kronwall
B147: Staffan Kronwall
Designated Weapon: Trench coat
Conclusion: Well, despite pulling a joke weapon, I think B147 will be one to watch. He's got an ally in his brother, if they can meet up, and he's in good enough shape to present a serious threat. He's also got a lot of motivation to live through this. The only real question is, will he be able to bring himself to play or not? Oh, and what happens if he and his brother make it to the end, of course. Not that would be something to see.
B148: Daisuke Nagazawa
B148: Daisuke Nagazawa
Designated Weapon: Jericho 941F (.45 ACP) [x2 magazines (8 round capacity)]
Conclusion: Hmm... I see this one as a potential competitor, but somehow I just don't see him going far. There's just something about him that's off. Maybe I'm wrong, but I bet he has a soft streak. Or maybe it's just the flowers.
B149: Trent Hunter
B149: Trent Hunter
Designated Weapon: Edible mens' underwear (six pack, grape and raspberry)
Conclusion: Well, I see a lot of hero potential on this one. It's too bad so many people will have an axe to grind with him. That is, it's too bad for him; for our viewers it'll be a total blast. And of course, there's always the chance he'll relapse... There are so many possibilities, and somehow I don't think he'll be an early out, even with his weapon pull.
B150: Harold Fisher
B150: Harold Reynold Fisher
Designated Weapon: Glock 17 (9mm) [4x clips (10 round capacity)]
Conclusion: AHA! Now here's a keeper. If B150 watches his back and doesn't trust anybody, then I can see him going far. I'll be keeping a close and interested eye on Mr. Fisher.
B151: Albert Lions
B151: Albert "Al" Lions
Designated Weapon: TOZ-194 (x14 shells provided)
Conclusion: Another one to watch. I don't think he'll last that long, but he at least has the potential to take a few people with him. That inability to stay serious can also make for some darn good viewing. Let's hope he knows how to stage a show.
B152: Keith Christoph
B152: Keith Christoph
Designated Weapon: Blank marriage license forms from the state of Nevada
Conclusion: There shouldn't be any white weddings on THIS island! Then again, who knows, maybe that'd be good for ratings... but still, somebody would have to WANT to marry the kid. Sorry, B152, but you're better suited to melodramatic teen wangst. Stick to that, maybe take out your frustration on a few other kids. Give them paper cuts or something.
B153: Steve Barnes
B153: Steve Barnes
Designated Weapon: A false mustache kit (Includes six black cardboard handlebar mustaches & six Popsicle sticks)
Conclusion: Well, here's another waste of space. If he won't take the initiative, someone else will, and his appearance may just convince them to use excessive force. This guy would have been doomed even if he had pulled a worthwhile weapon. With what he got, well, B153 may end up nothing more than the punchline of a joke himself.
B154: Johnny McDowell
B154: Johnathan “Johnny” McDowell
Designated Weapon: Ornate music box with dancing ballerina
Conclusion: Well, this one might've been able to go somewhere, but without any weapons to back it up, I find it unlikely. Also, blowing people off while they're talking can lead to some bad situations. I wonder, will you pay attention during the briefing, B154?
