- "It's gonna take at least another year to kill all these guys."
- Grandma rocks out.
- Don't worry... I have an iPhone!! Also a Heartwarming Moment due to the man's Tears of Joy.
- Somebody's about to get their ass beat.
- I RESPECT YOUR LIFESTYLE! Again, also Heartwarming.
- A man pwning a homophobe.
- The fact that Ted Bear is alive, has gained the powers of various animals, and now rules over a prison with the cops as his slaves.
Awesome / Cyanide & Happiness