- Written By: ThomasPOV: MichaelDeaths: Noah (1)
Thomas complains about people hacking into his account, saying that they're as bad as the people who hacked his first account (assuming they're separate people), Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden. He goes on another spiel about how schools teach evil things, such as liberalism, science and social studies.
Jerry goes to a class on how to plant poisonous plants. In keeping with his secondary objective to not learn anything, he poisons those plants. He goes into a lengthy and nonsensical explanation about how, since he used chemistry to make the poison (which he learned in a science class that he wants banned), and used it to protect the Christians, he's following God's laws. He then goes on a tangent about how destroying the atheists- particularly those like Idiosy and Brasta Septim, who insult his stories- is necessary to protect the Christians.
Michael's infiltration turns up some more tidbits of information. At potions class, he learns Hogwarts is making "boobs", but doesn't know why. He talks to Ginny and learns that "Rom" is her sister. Disregarding the mistake that reverses Ron's gender, and the fact that Ginny is a very rare Weasley daughter, Michael should know that Ron and Ginny are siblings since at least Chapter 7, when Ebony mentioned that their having sex would be Brother-Sister Incest. Finally, Dumbledore is apparently covering for Harry, including letting him leave campus, which Michael assumes is so that he can kill innocent Christians.
Dumbledore holds a school assembly to announce that he has caught a student praying to both God and Satan (the latter is presumably why the Prayer Warriors think it's OK to kill him, and the former is just in as an excuse to have Dumbledore execute him). Dumbledore executes the student, whose name is Noah. This would come off as a Moral Event Horizon crossing for Dumbldore, but the author wants us to approve, because he claims Noah hacked his account.
Next up is "Dark Arts Practise"; it's unclear whether the author forgot the "Defense Against The" part, or chose not to include it to imply that Hogwarts students are learning evil magic. Once again, Michael pretends not to learn a "death spiel" to kill innocent Christians, while keeping his desire to "publish" his classmates to himself. He returns to his room, says a prayer, and goes to bed.
Next Installment: Draco and Ebony fall in love; which may sound familiar.
