Well, it's time to go to The World That Never Was... I'll stick with Sora first, this time.
Wait, The World That Never Was is in the realm in-between! Duh! Anyway, Sora woke up, I guess? Then why did he need to dive into this world?
Anyway, XIGBAR. >:[ And he's still call Sora Roxas! What the heck?!
And what the heck is even going on? Xigbar is pretty much gloating like a Bond villain! But Xigbar does make a good point about Sora still being in his dream clothes... OH. That must be why Yen Sid made different clothes for them! To help them realize if they're awake or asleep!
NO Sora, don't fall asleep! D:
And Sora's... back on the island? With adult Xehanort?
WAIT THERE'S ACTUAL TIME TRAVEL INVOLVED?
FUCK
NO
FUCK THIS
NO
NO
JUST
WHY.
I like time travel, but here?????????? REALLY????? How the hell did Ansem travel back in time?!?!?!
"To move through time, you must leave your body behind."
I JUST
GRAAHALKGASLKGJKSLAFSMFDLSKAMFLSAKFLKSA
FUCK YOU
NO
THAT'S THE WORST PLOT TWIST EVER
THAT'S TERRIBLE. I AM ACTUALLY GRIMACING FROM HOW TERRIBLE THIS IS.
"That is what sent all these events in motion."
NO
MAKE IT STOP
KAIRI! You did appear in this game! In a flashback, but who cares! :D
On a separate note, I like how this entire sequence of events is from Sora's point of view.
...And here is the falling Soras scene. Without context or with context, it's still fucking weird.
And my drop is over?
...OKAY THEN LET'S MOVE ON
Riku, your section better actually make sense! Time travel, ugh... I'm still in shock about that.
And why aren't there Nobodies as monsters? That would make more sense! Well, I like the Reality Shift in this world. Sora joins me (sort of)! It reminds me of KHII!
Ooooh, Riku gets Doubleflight! Sweet! And Double Slicer! Finally, I can use this move outside of COM!
...FUCK THIS AREA. I've died so many times, and because the place is so fucking huge, I can't even have any progress saved! You know what? Fuck this! I'm not going to defeat every single Dream Eater! I'm not going out of my way to get treasure! I'm just going straight for the end of this area! (so long Double Slicer ;_;)
Okay, here we are... and Sora's asleep! Shit. Guess I have to defeatn this... anti-Black Coat Nightmare? Uh. Well I won't get to fight him because I fell asleep. :/
Whoa, Sora's in his KHII clothes! :O
NAMINE
WAIT
XION WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
After fighting my over to her...
ROXAS!?!?
OMG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS CONVERSATION FOR SO LONG AAAAAAAH
"you deserve as much as I do to be your own person"
I just
yes
This is making up for the stupid time travel stuff please continue.
And... Roxas is giving Sora his memories? And Sora realizes how much Roxas's existance sucks.
Onward! And hey! Sora sees Riku and Kairi. But I already know from Riku that this is an illusion. OF TERRA AND AQUA?? WHAAAAA?
And they see Ven? Awww...
This is really sad, Sora's trapped in the memories of all the hearts inside him.
XIGBAR YOU ASSHOLE. So I guess Sora's in a second sleep? A Dream Within a Dream? Alrighty then. And dammit! Sora you've got to stop listening to your heart!
So the Orginization had hearts all along? Sure, more easy to accept than TIME TRAVEL.
WAIT XEMNAS'S ULTIMATE PLAN WAS TO TURN EVERYONE INTO XEHANORT?!?! OH DAMN THAT'S EVIL. WHAT? XIGBAR'S ALREADY HALF XEHANORT I AM ACTUALLY SCARED SHITLESS RIGHT NOW
Oh come on, like Sora would side with you guys! You are going DOWN. OH WHAT AN AWESOME CALLBACK TO THE FRIENDS ARE MY POWER LINE I'M GOING TO CRY EVEN KAIRI HAS HER KEYBLADE I'M SO HAPPY
And hey! I get to fight Xemnas! Finally. Oh wait fuck he's got levitating buildings. But hey, I won pretty easily!
...NO SORA DON'T GIVE INTO THE DARKNESS! Or the dream world. Whatever. BUT STILL!
...wait the BAD GUYS MADE THE CLOTHES?!?! GODDAMMIT.
No, please don't turn Sora into a Xehanort... :(
...Okay, I guess the time travel isn't SO BAD if he's going to forget it. I guess.
Nooooooooooo, now he's sleeping like Ven. D':
Ven, save him...
No... he's asleep in Ven's armor...
and now I'm back to Riku
no
no
Sora. :'(
Goddammit. I'm actually crying right now I can't fight the boss right now.
Okay I beat him. I took the boss out with Firaga.
Riku, don't bother. Your words won't reach Sora.
Yeah, Ansem. Probably gonna fight him.
...Oh Riku got trapped by the darkness too. Wait no, Riku is in Sora's dream... which means he can rescue Sora!!!! Wait, he's a Dream Eater. Okay, well, I mean there was a data Riku that was literally the journal, so I guess this isn't weird?
NOOOOO Riku don't give in to the darkness again! There are better solutions for you! Yeah, talk down to Ansem! Tell that SOB what's up!
(at this point I'm literally just typing my reactions as they occur.)
Alright! Boss time! How many times have I even fought this guy...
...GODDAMMIT I CAN'T USE BLOCK
until the middle of the fight
but goddammit the end is the same as the beginning! Well I beat it.
...Oh shit. Never mind. He's gone One-Winged Angel on me. At least I have an easy target this time.
Fuck this is hard. I have gotten to the point where my hands are getting all sweaty and shaky. I would quit for now... but I haven't saved since before Sora's fight with xemnas. It must be done.
...
i did it
my hands are literally shaking
holy fuck
yeah Riku
stand up to the bully
so what now?
Hmm...
you mean
I still have to go through this world for Riku?
Fuck this. I'm done for tonight.
(jk I'm going to see if there's a boss ahead)
And guess what? :D
The Drop Gauge is finally gone!!
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