After spinning all the options around in his head for a while he decides Candy is the ideal mate! After all what is Feebil if a spy/famous TV actor? She sounds like she'd love the life of hard drinking, constant death, and all the cutthroat entertainment competition! Doesn't that sound like fun kids?
First things first though. One Mr. Gastro must break up with his dearest Ms. Roomies. That shouldn't be too tough.
"Feebil WILL always love me or he'll never work in this town again!" She says as she rocks back and forth with a very "welcoming" smile in her eyes.
Soon enough he starts another party inviting all of the girls. None of these girls would ever marry Feebil for shallow reasons! NO WAY! You just need to be a TV Star to be financially secure apparently. Feebil surprisingly believes this and has no problem catering to that expectation. I guess this is the only way to be socially mobile in Simitania anyway so kudos to him...I guess.
The party goes nice and smoothly with Feebil until he tries seducing the lady. "Hey baby, want to be Chained to Fate with me?" Surprisingly something that sounds like a very very odd threat or really kinky doesn't immediately get the adoration of the adrenaline junkie. Before he can get a single word to try get her to agree of make her think of him as less weird he falls asleep right on the spot!
After making a couple drawings on his face including one of a heart, she dashes off along with the rest of her sisters. While Feebil finds himself strangely comfortable on the shag carpeting.
As our dear Mr. Gastro awakes he notices the heart tattoo and conveniently ignores all the obscene things written on his face. "This must be love!" He tells himself as he gets up and decides not to wash the grafitti off his face. One writing on his face from a girl and than he decides he is never going to wash his face again!
Fortunately for the him the TV show cannot exactly write him out so they make him take a shower before going to work. Claiming they have a scene where he gets out of the pool and needs him to look reasonably wet. Feebil of course believes this completely...
Getting out of the shower exactly as the limo comes, he quickly gets changed into his usual "casual wear" and goes away. Thinking all day of how he can win over the heart of the dear Candy.
Without a second thought they Feebil goes and throws every possible party. After all if Candy likes parties than she'll want him after she sees how he isn't exactly "Feebil" at partying! Although it actually doesn't work the first time they become pretty close really fast to the detriment of his other relationships.
"When will Feebil learn he can never escape from me!"
Despite Betty's spiraling descent into madness and the gaining distance from his friends after about three days he manages to score with Candy!
Before they can head into the bedroom a huge green crystal rises above them! With no control over his body Feebil breaks out a huge diamond ring and proposes to Candy! Candy accepts despite only knowing Feebil for a few days. At that exact moment they strip and change into their tux and dress, and go off in a limo to their new pad! Our dear friend Mr. Gastro is finally starting to realize something is a bit off here. Faster than you can say shotgun wedding there they are looking at their new home and beginning to decide where to put furniture!
Mommy dearest managed to make it here. Oh joy. She bids them a farewell and shows them the new house they moved into. Apparently Feebil's got all sorts of great new stuff like a hot tub, flat screen tv, heart-shaped vibrating bed and so much more! Looks like his salary has got him some neat stuff...is what I would say if he bought any of this. Nobody donated it either so it is kinda strange. Anyway Feebil prepares to enjoy married life. Somehow Betty being none the wiser.
A new update later today.
