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In the event that you just clicked this more or less at random and have pretty much no idea what this is, allow me to explain:

Fallout: Equestria is a fanfiction, a crossover between the Fallout series of video games and the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It may be the single most popular fanfiction in the entire fandom of the latter. The story is 45 chapters long plus an epilogue and an afterwards, clocks in at a word count higher than War and Peace (unless I'm mistaken one tragically misguided fan put the story on Wikipedia's "list of the longest books ever" page. Obviously it was removed), and has a large fanbase of its own, spawning fan art, fan adaptations, music, and even fanfiction of its own.

Fans have praised it for worldbuilding: the story actually does not go for the usual "character from video game meets ponies" premise a lot of lazy crossovers opt for, and instead works it into the backstory how we get from the universe in the show to the post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland that we recognize from the Fallout games. Or I would recognize it if I'd played the games. As it is, I am waiting for a sale on Steam or GOG. The main characters of the story are all original characters, and they have been praised as "OC ponies done right" and "the best OC ponies in the fandom." In any case, the protagonist Littlepip is fairly instantly recognizable to many in the fandom, whether or not they've read the story. The story's length also qualifies it as something of an "epic." In any case, it has had praise heaped on it and is considered by many to be the best fanfic in the FiM fandom.

At this point, I have cleared chapter 13. I do not think the story deserves the praise it receives. I view it as horrendously overrated. As I go through the story, I will detail my problems with the story, along with general mockery.

The general Fallout: Equestria thread did not approve of my incessant riffing on the story and suggested I take it to a liveblog. Well, that's what I'll do.

A note that for the parts I have already read (the first thirteen chapters), I will be largely dealing from memory. As such, they will most likely not be as detailed as when I return to the stuff I haven't read. In any case, let's get started. Hopefully this isn't redundant as Perpetual Lurker is also doing a liveblog.

EDIT: It seems my complaining cannot be confined to a single fanfic. As such, I have decided to turn this into a multi-story liveblog!

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Unknownlight Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 20th 2013 at 4:01:31 PM
Argh...this was...just painful. Particularly the Sorting Hat scene (that chapter should've just been called "The Hat"). Methods of Rationality also has a the-protagonist-is-super-special scene with the Sorting Hat, but its version of the scene was hilarious so I can't bring myself to care.

I also take back that stuff about Rose reminding me of Violet. Now Rose just reminds me of a bitch. Do we ever meet this "Sensei" of hers?

I wonder what would've happened if this series continued all the way to Deathly Hallows? That book had a chapter called "The Forest Again", which is quite possibly the blandest title I've ever read. I'm not sure how to make it worse.
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 20th 2013 at 4:47:25 PM
Nope. This sensei never actually shows up.

And it's also worth mentioning how out-of-place it is. This martial arts stuff is all based on eastern philosophy, isn't it? It kinda just sticks out in a setting that's based on popular western depictions of magic and sorcery.

Not like the author delves all that much into eastern philosophy in any sort of meaningful depth, though.
Beacon80 Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 31st 2014 at 1:14:14 PM
Ugh, I forgot about the levitating. Yes, in a world where magic is a tightly kept secret, even muggle meditation can make you levitate. And why does she care if she levitates? Hermione's already asked her what she was doing. If meditation causes uncontrollable levitation in this world, Hermione probably already knows about that.

Something that always bugs me in female!Harry stories is that she's still getting Dudley's hand-me-downs. Do these people really think Petunia would let a girl in her care be seen wearing boys' clothes? Sure, the clothes would be from second-hand stores, but they'd fit better than anything Harry got.
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