1 | [[AC:Fan Works]] |
2 | ->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's [[{{Nosebleed}} nose to bleed]] and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.'' |
3 | -->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace'' |
4 | |
5 | ->''"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon [[PantsPositiveSafety tucked into his trousers]].'' |
6 | -->-- ''Giggles Bags the Borg'' |
7 | |
8 | ->''"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.'' |
9 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24107860 No Ordinary Spoof]]'' |
10 | |
11 | ->''[[RedShirt Bugthodder]] dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.'' |
12 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25798636 Starship Hooters 3: Undresser]]'' |
13 | |
14 | ->There was something..... powerful..... about standing on this tank, the big shaft sticking out from between my legs, the world's biggest cock just waiting to blast motherfuckers off they feet. |
15 | -->--''Fanfic/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreasGroveStreet4Life'' |
16 | |
17 | [[AC:Film]] |
18 | ->''"Oh, my child -- you've not met war. Think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his [[ManInAKilt skirt flying up in the air]], and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!"'' |
19 | -->-- '''Khasi of Kalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber'' |
20 | |
21 | ->''"Return fire! We'll see who has the longest cannon here!"'' |
22 | -->-- '''Airlord Karak''', ''Airlords of Airia'' |
23 | |
24 | [[AC:Literature]] |
25 | ->''"We all know what a big, giant sword you have, I'm sure. No need to wave it in our faces yet again."'' |
26 | -->-- '''Ser Justin Massey''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' |
27 | |
28 | ->[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit ''Frank Exchange of Views'' was waiting for her.\ |
29 | Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"\ |
30 | "That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems." |
31 | -->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by Creator/IainMBanks. |
32 | |
33 | ->She glanced at his sword.\ |
34 | "I'm a [[SwordAndSorcerer Warder]] now." He shrugged. "Might as well look like one, eh?"\ |
35 | He could [[WeaponizedTeleportation cut a Trolloc in half]] with a gateway at three hundred paces, and [[LavaAddsAwesome summon fire]] from inside Dragonmount itself, and he still wanted to carry a sword. It was, she decided, a male thing. |
36 | -->-- ''A Memory of Light'', ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'' |
37 | |
38 | [[AC:Live-Action TV]] |
39 | ->''"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!"'' |
40 | -->-- '''Tom Paris''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Blood Fever" |
41 | |
42 | ->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. ''[exit with DramaticGunCock]''\ |
43 | '''Amy:''' So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick. |
44 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" |
45 | |
46 | ->'''Frasier:''' The less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better.\ |
47 | '''Niles:''' Oh, you Freudians! Sometimes a ramrod is just a... oh hell, even I can't make that one fly. |
48 | -->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'' |
49 | |
50 | [[AC:Music]] |
51 | ->''"And you might think I'm weak without a sword\ |
52 | But if I had one it'd be bigger than yours"'' |
53 | -->-- "Kings and Queens", ''Music/AvaMax'' |
54 | |
55 | [[AC:Video Games]] |
56 | ->''"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."'' |
57 | -->-- '''Revolver Ocelot''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' |
58 | |
59 | [[AC:Web Original]] |
60 | ->'''Alucard''': Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that ''beast'' of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!\ |
61 | ''[Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson]''\ |
62 | '''Alucard''': Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina. |
63 | -->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
64 | |
65 | ->''"'''[-MAKE PENIS INTO ROBOT!-]'''"'' |
66 | -->-- '''Anonymous Heretek,''' ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' |
67 | |
68 | ->''[[PantsPositiveSafety Putting it down your pants]] [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius.'' |
69 | -->-- '''Ben Thompson''', talking about the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/500magnum.html S&W .500 Magnum]]. |
70 | |
71 | [[AC:Western Animation]] |
72 | ->''"Steve, shooting a gun is [[JustLikeMakingLove just like being intimate with a woman]]. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."'' |
73 | -->-- '''Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls" |
74 |
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