Line #45 Quotes/Heathers


1	The Movie
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3	* “Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.”
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5	* “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
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7	* ”Our love is god, let’s go get a slushie.”
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9	* “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
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11	* “Are we going to prom or to hell?”
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13	* “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”
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15	* "Seven schools in seven different states and the only thing different is my locker combination. Our love is God... Let's go get a slushie.
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17	* “God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…”
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19	* “I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”
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21	* “Let’s pretend I blew up the school…all the schools. Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
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23	* Veronica: “You know what I want, babe?” J.D.: “What?” Veronica: “Cool guys like you out of my life.”
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25	* “Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.”
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27	* “The extreme always seems to make an impression.”
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29	* Veronica: “I just killed my best friend.” J.D.: “And your worst enemy.” Veronica: “Same difference.”
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31	* ”Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
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33	* Heather Duke: “Veronica, you look like hell.” Veronica: “Yeah? I just got back.”
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35	* “Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.”
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37	* “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”
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39	* Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” Heather [=McNamara=]: “Probably.”
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41	* “Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.”
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43	* “Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.”
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45	* “Jesus God in Heaven, why’d you have to kill such hot snatch?”
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47	* “What’s your damage, Heather?”
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49	* ”I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.”
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51	* ”I love my dead gay son.”
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53	* Heather [=McNamara=]: “Suicide is a private thing.” Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”
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55	* “I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.”
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57	* “What do you think I’m going to do with it, take out her tonsils?”
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59	* “Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?”
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61	* ”I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.”
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63	* JD:”So, you a Heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer.”
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65	* Veronica: “Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?” Heather Duke: “Because I can be.”
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67	* “Ugh, such a pillowcase.”
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69	* ”Heather says to haul ass to the caf pronto.”
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71	* “Tomorrow, I’ll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.”
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73	* “Does it not bother you that everbody in this school thinks that you’re a piranha?”
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75	* “They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.”
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77	* “You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.”
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79	* Heather [=McNamara=]: “What are you trying to do, kill me?” Veronica: “What are you trying to do, sleep?”
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81	* “I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.”
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83	* “Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.”
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85	* "How very.”
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Context Quotes / Heathers