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* ”How very.”

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* ”How "How very.”
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* Heather Mcnamara: “What are you trying to do, kill me?” Veronica: “What are you trying to do, sleep?”

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* Heather Mcnamara: [=McNamara=]: “What are you trying to do, kill me?” Veronica: “What are you trying to do, sleep?”
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* "Seven schools in seven different states and the only thing different is my locker combination. Our love is God... Let's go get a slushie.

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* ”How very.”

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* ”How very.

* “Color me impressed. You... you really fucked me up pretty bad, Veronica. You got power, power I didn’t think you had. The slate is clean.

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* The extreme always seems to make an impression.”

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* The “The extreme always seems to make an impression.”



* What’s your damage, Heather?”

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* What’s “What’s your damage, Heather?”



* “I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”

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* “I say we just grow up, be adults adults, and die.”



* JD:”So, you a heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer.”

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* JD:”So, you a heather?” Heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer.”


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* “Does it not bother you that everbody in this school thinks that you’re a piranha?”


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* “You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.”

* Heather Mcnamara: “What are you trying to do, kill me?” Veronica: “What are you trying to do, sleep?”
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* ”I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being”

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* ”I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being”
being.”
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* Heather McNamara: “Suicide is a private thing.” Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”

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* Heather McNamara: [=McNamara=]: “Suicide is a private thing.” Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”



* JD:”So, you a heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer”

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* JD:”So, you a heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer”
Sawyer.”



* ”Heather says to haul ass to the caf pronto”

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* ”Heather says to haul ass to the caf pronto”
pronto.”
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* “Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count”

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* “Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count”
count.”



* ”Our love is god, let’s go get a slushie”

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* ”Our love is god, let’s go get a slushie”
slushie.”



* Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” Heather McNamara: “Probably.”

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* Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” Heather McNamara: [=McNamara=]: “Probably.”



* Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.”

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* Dear “Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.”

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* Veronica: “You know what I want, babe?”
J.D.: “What?”
Veronica: “Cool guys like you out of my life.”

* Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.”

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* Veronica: “You know what I want, babe?”
babe?” J.D.: “What?”
“What?” Veronica: “Cool guys like you out of my life.”

* Grow “Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.”



* Veronica: “I just killed my best friend.”
J.D.: “And your worst enemy.”
Veronica: “Same difference.”

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* Veronica: “I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: “And your worst enemy.” Veronica: “Same difference.
Veronica: “Same difference.”



* Heather Duke: “Veronica, you look like hell.”
Veronica: “Yeah? I just got back.”

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* Heather Duke: “Veronica, you look like hell.” Veronica: “Yeah? I just got back.
Veronica: “Yeah? I just got back.”



* Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”
Heather McNamara: “Probably.”

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* Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”
you?” Heather McNamara: “Probably.”



* Heather McNamara: “Suicide is a private thing.”
Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”

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* Heather McNamara: “Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”



* JD:”So, you a heather?”
Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer”

* Veronica: “Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
Heather Duke: “Because I can be.”

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* JD:”So, you a heather?”
heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer”

* Veronica: “Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
mega-bitch?” Heather Duke: “Because I can be.”
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*“Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count”

*“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”

*”Our love is god, let’s go get a slushie”

*“If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”

*“Are we going to prom or to hell?”

*“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”

*“God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…”

*“I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”

*“Let’s pretend I blew up the school…all the schools. Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”

*Veronica: “You know what I want, babe?”
J.D.: “What?”
Veronica: “Cool guys like you out of my life.”

*Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.”

*The extreme always seems to make an impression.”

*Veronica: “I just killed my best friend.”
J.D.: “And your worst enemy.”
Veronica: “Same difference.”

*”Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”

*Heather Duke: “Veronica, you look like hell.”
Veronica: “Yeah? I just got back.”

*“Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.”

*“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”

*Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”
Heather McNamara: “Probably.”

*“Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.”

*“Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.”

*“Jesus God in Heaven, why’d you have to kill such hot snatch?”

*What’s your damage, Heather?”

*”I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.”

*”I love my dead gay son.”

*Heather McNamara: “Suicide is a private thing.”
Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”

*“I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”

*“What do you think I’m going to do with it, take out her tonsils?”

*“Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?”

*”I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being”

* JD:”So, you a heather?”
Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer”

*Veronica: “Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
Heather Duke: “Because I can be.”

*“Ugh, such a pillowcase.”

*”Heather says to haul ass to the caf pronto”

*“Tomorrow, I’ll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.”

*“They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.”

*“I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.”

*Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.”

*”How very.”

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