The Movie
- “Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.”
- “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
- ”Our love is god, let’s go get a slushie.”
- “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
- “Are we going to prom or to hell?”
- “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”
- "Seven schools in seven different states and the only thing different is my locker combination. Our love is God... Let's go get a slushie.
- “God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…”
- “I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”
- “Let’s pretend I blew up the school…all the schools. Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
- Veronica: “You know what I want, babe?” J.D.: “What?” Veronica: “Cool guys like you out of my life.”
- “Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.”
- “The extreme always seems to make an impression.”
- Veronica: “I just killed my best friend.” J.D.: “And your worst enemy.” Veronica: “Same difference.”
- ”Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
- Heather Duke: “Veronica, you look like hell.” Veronica: “Yeah? I just got back.”
- “Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.”
- “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”
- Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” Heather McNamara: “Probably.”
- “Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.”
- “Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.”
- “Jesus God in Heaven, why’d you have to kill such hot snatch?”
- “What’s your damage, Heather?”
- ”I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.”
- ”I love my dead gay son.”
- Heather McNamara: “Suicide is a private thing.” Veronica: “You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on US fucking A Today. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”
- “I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.”
- “What do you think I’m going to do with it, take out her tonsils?”
- “Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?”
- ”I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.”
- JD:”So, you a Heather?” Veronica: “I’m a Veronica...Sawyer.”
- Veronica: “Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?” Heather Duke: “Because I can be.”
- “Ugh, such a pillowcase.”
- ”Heather says to haul ass to the caf pronto.”
- “Tomorrow, I’ll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.”
- “Does it not bother you that everbody in this school thinks that you’re a piranha?”
- “They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.”
- “You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.”
- Heather McNamara: “What are you trying to do, kill me?” Veronica: “What are you trying to do, sleep?”
- “I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.”
- “Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.”
- "How very.”
- “Color me impressed. You... you really fucked me up pretty bad, Veronica. You got power, power I didn’t think you had. The slate is clean.”
