Line #13 Quotes/AmusementParkOfDoom


1	->''"Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' Nathaniel Winter. [[Fiction500 Millionaire, mogul]]... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then, there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night -- according to the crew -- coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]]."''
2	-->-- '''Nicholas Winter''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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4	->'''Hailey:''' Hello, you've reached Playland, the perfect place for family fun! How may I help you?\
5	'''Unidentified Male Voice:''' I want my daughter back.\
6	'''Hailey:''' I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid your daughter [[ReforgedIntoAMinion wanted to stay with us]]. You can always visit, though. Just let us know and we'll send you two complementary tickets!
7	-->-- ''Website/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]]
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9	->''Horrorland, Horrorland\
10	Tricks up our sleeve\
11	Many will enter\
12	'''Nobody leaves...'''''
13	-->-- '''Riddle Wall''', ''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''
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15	->''"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney the authorities have been bribed]] we will reopen soon. Thank You."\
16	"Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members -- 0"\
17	"The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."''
18	-->-- '''Signposts outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''
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20	->'''Dr. Starline:''' May I ask a question about your methods, sir?\
21	'''Dr. Eggman:''' You may.\
22	'''Dr. Starline:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why all the theme parks?]]\
23	'''Dr. Eggman:''' I like theme parks.\
24	'''Dr. Starline:''' Yes, but... they aren't remotely practical. All that time, all those resources, could be used more... ergonomically.\
25	'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[VisionaryVillain I don't settle for the world as it is, doctor. I make it what I want it to be]]. If I want my enemies' last moments to be carousel music and the smell of petroleum-based cotton candy, that's what I'll make happen.\
26	'''Dr. Starline:''' Words to live by, sir!
27	-->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome''
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29	->''They warned you, "Stay Away"\
30	We [[HearingVoices whisper]], "Come and play."\
31	Now you're here, then why not stay\
32	At the Darkmoon Faire?\
33	\
34	Though things aren't as they seem.\
35	[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Just ignore those]] [[EyesDoNotBelongThere eyes that gleam]]\
36	Come laugh and '''maybe''' scream\
37	At the Darkmoon Faire…\
38	\
39	You may think you're dreaming.\
40	Flying on our carousel…\
41	[[TemptingFate Surely there's]] nobody scheming\
42	Or putting you under a spell…\
43	'''[[EvilLaugh Hahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]'''\
44	\
45	Shadows dance in bounding leaps!\
46	Waking up the [[EldritchAbomination thing that sleeps!]]\
47	Right behind you something creeps…\
48	And [[JumpScare MOVES]] in the night!\
49	With a dreadful delight at the…\
50	[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dark!\
51	MOON!]]\
52	'''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FAIRE!]] [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHA!]]'''''
53	-->--'''Madness at the Darkmoon Faire''', ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft''

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