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->''They warned you, "Stay Away"\\
We [[HearingVoices whisper]], "Come and play."\\
Now you're here, then why not stay\\
At the Darkmoon Faire?\\
\\
Though things aren't as they seem.\\
[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Just ignore those]] [[EyesDoNotBelongThere eyes that gleam]]\\
Come laugh and '''maybe''' scream\\
At the Darkmoon Faire…\\
\\
You may think you're dreaming.\\
Flying on our carousel…\\
[[TemptingFate Surely there's]] nobody scheming\\
Or putting you under a spell…\\
'''[[EvilLaugh Hahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]'''\\
\\
Shadows dance in bounding leaps!\\
Waking up the [[EldritchAbomination thing that sleeps!]]\\
Right behind you something creeps…\\
And [[JumpScare MOVES]] in the night!\\
With a dreadful delight at the…\\
[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dark!\\
MOON!]]\\
'''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FAIRE!]] [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHA!]]'''''
-->--'''Madness at the Darkmoon Faire''', ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft''
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-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]]

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-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', ''Website/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]]
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-->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome'' #4

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-->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome'' #4Syndrome''

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->Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' [[Fiction500 Nathaniel Winter]]. Millionaire, mogul... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night - according to the crew - coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]].
-->--'''Nicholas Winter,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Hailey:''' Hello, you've reached Playland, the perfect place for family fun! How may I help you?
->'''Unidentified Male Voice:''' I want my daughter back.
->'''Hailey:''' I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid your daughter [[ReforgedIntoAMinion wanted to stay with us]]. You can always visit, though. Just let us know and we'll send you two complementary tickets!
-->--[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]], ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

->Horrorland, Horrorland
->Tricks up our sleeve
->Many will enter
->''Nobody leaves...''
-->'''Riddle Wall,''' ''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''

->"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney the authorities have been bribed]] we will reopen soon. Thank You."\\
"Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members - 0"\\
"The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."
-->--'''Signposts outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''

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->Who ->''"Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' Nathaniel Winter. [[Fiction500 Nathaniel Winter]]. Millionaire, mogul...mogul]]... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then then, there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night - -- according to the crew - -- coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]].
-->--'''Nicholas Winter,'''
down]]."''
-->-- '''Nicholas Winter''',
''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Hailey:''' Hello, you've reached Playland, the perfect place for family fun! How may I help you?
->'''Unidentified
you?\\
'''Unidentified
Male Voice:''' I want my daughter back.
->'''Hailey:'''
back.\\
'''Hailey:'''
I'm sorry sorry, sir, but I'm afraid your daughter [[ReforgedIntoAMinion wanted to stay with us]]. You can always visit, though. Just let us know and we'll send you two complementary tickets!
-->--[[http://scp-wiki.-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]], ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

->Horrorland, Horrorland
->Tricks
SCP-1357]]

->''Horrorland, Horrorland\\
Tricks
up our sleeve
->Many
sleeve\\
Many
will enter
->''Nobody
enter\\
'''Nobody
leaves...''
-->'''Riddle Wall,'''
'''''
-->-- '''Riddle Wall''',
''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''

->"The ->''"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney the authorities have been bribed]] we will reopen soon. Thank You."\\
"Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members - -- 0"\\
"The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."
-->--'''Signposts
"''
-->-- '''Signposts
outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''



'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[VisionaryVillain I don't settle for the world as it is, doctor. I make it what I want it to be.]] If I want my enemies' last moments to be carousel music and the smell of petroleum-based cotton candy, that's what I'll make happen.\\

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'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[VisionaryVillain I don't settle for the world as it is, doctor. I make it what I want it to be.]] be]]. If I want my enemies' last moments to be carousel music and the smell of petroleum-based cotton candy, that's what I'll make happen.\\



-->--''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome'' #4

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-->--''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', -->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome'' #4#4
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-->--'''Signposts outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''

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-->--'''Signposts outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''

->'''Dr. Starline:''' May I ask a question about your methods, sir?\\
'''Dr. Eggman:''' You may.\\
'''Dr. Starline:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why all the theme parks?]]\\
'''Dr. Eggman:''' I like theme parks.\\
'''Dr. Starline:''' Yes, but... they aren't remotely practical. All that time, all those resources, could be used more... ergonomically.\\
'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[VisionaryVillain I don't settle for the world as it is, doctor. I make it what I want it to be.]] If I want my enemies' last moments to be carousel music and the smell of petroleum-based cotton candy, that's what I'll make happen.\\
'''Dr. Starline:''' Words to live by, sir!
-->--''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome'' #4
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->'''Unidentified Male Voice:''' [[AdultFear I want my daughter back]].

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->'''Unidentified Male Voice:''' [[AdultFear I want my daughter back]].back.
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->"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once the authorities have been bribed we will reopen soon. Thank You."
->"Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members - 0"
->"The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."

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->"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney the authorities have been bribed bribed]] we will reopen soon. Thank You."
->"Anyone
"\\
"Anyone
who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members - 0"
->"The
0"\\
"The
management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."
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->Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' [[Fiction500 Nathaniel Winter]]. Millionaire, mogul... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night - according to the crew - coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[RealityEnsues Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]].

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->Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' [[Fiction500 Nathaniel Winter]]. Millionaire, mogul... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night - according to the crew - coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]].
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-->'''Riddle Wall,''' ''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''

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-->'''Riddle Wall,''' ''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''

->"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once the authorities have been bribed we will reopen soon. Thank You."
->"Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members - 0"
->"The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."
-->--'''Signposts outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''
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-->--[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]], ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

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-->--[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]], ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

->Horrorland, Horrorland
->Tricks up our sleeve
->Many will enter
->''Nobody leaves...''
-->'''Riddle Wall,''' ''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland''
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->Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' [[Fiction500 Nathaniel Winter]]. Millionaire, mogul... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night - according to the crew - coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[RealityEnsues Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]].
-->--'''Nicholas Winter,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Hailey:''' Hello, you've reached Playland, the perfect place for family fun! How may I help you?
->'''Unidentified Male Voice:''' [[AdultFear I want my daughter back]].
->'''Hailey:''' I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid your daughter [[ReforgedIntoAMinion wanted to stay with us]]. You can always visit, though. Just let us know and we'll send you two complementary tickets!
-->--[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]], ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

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