1 | -->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "So you're looking for a fuckin' blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!" '' |
2 | -->'''''Rocky:''' "What'd you start us for, mate? Chillax. '' |
3 | -->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "I'll fuckin biff ya, mate!" '' |
4 | -->'''''Habib:''' "What did I do? '' |
5 | -->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause ''we'' own the FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!" '' |
6 | -->'''''Habib:''' "Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is, like, hard to understand. '' |
7 | -->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!" ''' |
8 | -->'''''Rocky:''' "I think he said, 'Who wants to start a WAR!!!!'" '' |
9 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Beach Pizza'.''' |
10 | |
11 | |
12 | -->'''''Murray:''' "All right, who's the fuck-wit with the fireworks?!" '' |
13 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "Habib?!" '' |
14 | -->'''''Habib:''' (raising [[ImplausibleDeniability soot-stained hands]]) "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not involved. I swear to God, I'm innocent." '' |
15 | -->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro! He doesn't like crackers!" '' |
16 | -->'''''Habib:''' "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to God." '' |
17 | -->'''''Rocky:''' "The only cracker in here is Officer Jacks Crackers!" ''' |
18 | -->'''''Habib:''' "What? What'd you say?" '' |
19 | -->'''''Murray:''' "Fuck off out of my face, halal breath, or I'll come down on you like September 11!" '' |
20 | -->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah? And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!" '' |
21 | -->'''''Habib:''' "Speak louder, uleh. |
22 | -->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT]]!!!" '' |
23 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Cracker Pizza'.''' |
24 | |
25 | |
26 | -->'''''PM John Howard:''' "Bloody Wog Hoons." '' |
27 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode Cracker Pizza. ''' |
28 | |
29 | |
30 | -->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please climb the rope, I need help!" '' |
31 | -->'''''Pauly:''' "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two stories!" '' |
32 | -->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please, I'm disabled!" ''' |
33 | -->'''''Pauly:''' "Yeah, if I climb this rope, I'll fall off! I'm gonna be disabled too! I'll join your club!" '' |
34 | -->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please, I'll give you a reward!" '' |
35 | -->'''''Pauly:''' "Reward? How much?!" '' |
36 | -->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "I'll give you a thousand!" '' |
37 | -->'''''Pauly:''' "Oh, for a thousand bucks, I'll do it!" '' |
38 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Politically Incorrect Pizza'. ''' |
39 | |
40 | |
41 | -->'''''Dr. Freeman:''' "Get that fuckin' Pizza!" '' |
42 | -->'''''DJBJ:''' (Screams) Ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin' Doodle! (Whines) |
43 | -->'''''Register:''' "How long do I have to wait?" '' |
44 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Doctor Pizza'. ''' |
45 | |
46 | |
47 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "Fat Pizza Pizzas! They're big and they're cheesy". '' |
48 | -->'''''Ronnie [=McDoggle=]:''' "Yeah, it's Ronnie [=McDoggle=] here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR! WHERE IS IT!" '' |
49 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Freaky Pizza'. ''' |
50 | |
51 | |
52 | -->'''''Habib:''' "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh? All of them?" '' |
53 | -->'''''Davo:''' (coughs) "I thought they were lollies". '' |
54 | -->'''''Habib:''' "I can't believe it." '' |
55 | -->'''''Davo:''' "F**kin' starting to feel weird, mate." '' |
56 | -->'''''Habib:''' "All those pills are full strength, uleh loc. Every single one is, like, stronger." '' |
57 | -->'''''Davo:''' "I'm feeling (deeper voice) GOOD!" (opens eyes) '' |
58 | -->''''' (cuts to game) |
59 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "No!" "No!" '' |
60 | -->'''''Habib:''' "Oh Mah God!" "Oh Mah God!" '' |
61 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "No!" |
62 | -->'''''(Cuts to Davo) |
63 | -->''''' (Davo laughs) |
64 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "Move him over there with the other bodies." |
65 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.''' |
66 | |
67 | |
68 | -->'''''Davo:''' "Hey junkie! Take that, you dog!" (farts) '' |
69 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. '' |
70 | |
71 | |
72 | -->'''''Jim Smith:''' "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks." '' |
73 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "You'll only get one". '' |
74 | -->'''''Jim Smith:''' "This sign says it's all you can eat." '' |
75 | -->'''''Bobo:''' "Read the fine print". '' |
76 | -->''(Jim reads the fine print) '' |
77 | -->'''''Jim Smith:''' "What a rip off." '' |
78 | -->'''''Jane Smith:''' "Where's the alcohol, mate?" '' |
79 | -->'''''Large Lady:''' "We should be pissed by now." '' |
80 | -->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" '' |
81 | -->'''''Fan Lady:''' "And it's so hot in here! Why don't you have fuckin' Air conditioning?!" '' |
82 | -->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" '' |
83 | -->'''''Stomach Rumbling Guy:''' "And on the phone, you tell you had this big screen TV? '' |
84 | -->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" '' |
85 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. ''' |
86 | |
87 | |
88 | -->'''''Pauly:''' "Alcohol's not a drug, you stooge". '' |
89 | -->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. ''' |
90 | |
91 | -->'''''Leonard the Nut:''' "Bobo! (farts) I poo poo in my pants!". '' |
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