Line #39 Quotes/CaptainObviousReveal


1	->'''Ben:''' But for next time, we've got ComicBook/GreenArrow vs...\
2	'''Chad:''' If you wanna find out just over to our social me--oh who am I kidding, it's ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}. You know it's Hawkeye. If it weren't Hawkeye, that would just be ridiculous.
3	-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''
4
5	->''"[[SarcasmMode Holy shit, I think Marty might be the killer]]!"''
6	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BrandonsCultMovieReviews Brandon]]''' each time some obvious foreshadowing is thrown in his review of ''Film/SlaughterHigh''
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8	->'''Yami''': ATLANTIS! It makes perfect sense!\
9	'''Kaiba''': Wait, didn't we know about Atlantis this whole time? Isn't that why you guys wanted to check out the museum in the first place? How is this new information in ''any way?''\
10	'''Yami''': Kaiba, sometimes I just like to blow off steam by reacting to obvious statements that everyone already knew about as though they were massive plot twists. Why don't you give it a whirl?\
11	'''Kaiba''': Ok, I guess it could be fun. Hang on... that insignia on the carvings... it's the same insignia used by the secret Illuminati style organization that bought out my company!\
12	'''Yami''': I thought Dartz was the one who did that...\
13	'''Kaiba''': And now I'm going to reveal who is in charge of that organization!\
14	'''Yami''': I mean it's obviously going to be Dartz.\
15	'''Kaiba''': Oh no! Yugi! The man in charge of the organization that has taken over my company...'''IT'S DARTZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A TWIST THIS IS!'''\
16	(Beat)\
17	'''Kaiba''': Too much?\
18	'''Yami''': ''Way'' too much.
19	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' - Episode 78
20
21	->'''Chester A. Bum''': So everybody in the movie is like "Who could the big bad wolf be?" And the movie's like...\
22	'''The Movie (mimicked by Bum)''': ''(mysteriously)'' Maybe it's the grandmother...\
23	'''Chester A. Bum''': So obviously it's not the grandmother. And then the movie's like...\
24	'''The Movie''': Maybe it's the boyfriend...\
25	'''Chester A. Bum''': So obviously it's not the boyfriend. And then the movie's like...\
26	'''The Movie''': It could be anybody except the one person we haven't said it could be yet...\
27	'''Chester A. Bum''': '''THAT'S THE WEREWOLF!'''\
28	'''The Movie''': Oh, poo, how'd you guess?
29	-->-- '''WebVideo/BumReviews''', ''Film/RedRidingHood''
30
31	->''([[MultipleGunShotDeath Eric shoots Hannibal a dozen times]], [[OverlyLongGag reloads]], and [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill shoots him a dozen more]])''\
32	'''Eric:''' [[ParodiedTrope Who killed Hannibal?]]
33	-->-- ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''
34
35	->'''Harrison:''' My name... is... [[spoiler:Khan]]\
36	'''Jeremy:''' Surprise! But, only if you're four.
37	-->-- '''WebVideo/CinemaSins''', ''Everything Wrong with'' Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness
38
39	->''"[The Engineer] has clearly been taken over by the intelligence behind those robots - AKA [[Characters/SupermanBrainiacCharacter Brainiac]]. Look, I get that they were trying to go for a big reveal, but ''that's Brainiac’s symbol!'' By this point in Franchise/TheDCU, ComicBook/{{New 52}} or not, the three circles connected like that are Brainiac's symbol! It’s like sticking a bat-logo on everything and then being shocked that Franchise/{{Batman}} is behind it!"''
40	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' in his ''ComicBook/TheNew52FuturesEnd'' review.
41
42	->''"My God... that dinosaur that looks like a raptor, acts like a raptor, sounds like a raptor and moves like a raptor... ''I think it's part raptor!''"''
43	-->-- The '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''''s take on the "twist" in ''Film/JurassicWorld''
44
45	->''"[[DullSurprise Oh. What a big surprise.]] I can't believe it's DIO. Again. Oh no what a big shock. Impossible. How could this happen?"''
46	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel]]''' on the reveal in ''VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven''
47
48	->'''[[Characters/SupermanLexLuthor Lex Luthor]]:''' Hello, my dear.\
49	'''[[Characters/SupermanLoisLane Lois Lane]]:''' Aha! I knew it! Through my journalistic skills, I figured out it was you, thus completing my essential role to this film.\
50	'''Lex:''' Oh, you figured out that Lex Luthor was the bad guy, huh? Real brainscratcher there. Nobody else would've figured that one out. ''[Lois's smile starts to fade]'' You really solidified yourself as a necessity there. You know what I was doing while you were figuring out that incredible info? Figured out who Superman was, figured out who Batman was, and I planned two kidnappings to take place on the night that he was planning to finish him off. ''[He looks behind him and the Bat Signal comes on]'' See? See? There you go. And you know what the best part is? I did all of that off-screen! So even ''I'' don't know how I did all this impossible shit!\
51	'''Lois:''' Um...\
52	''[Lex puts on a '''[[ComicBook/TheJoker very]]''' familiar jacket.]''\
53	'''Lex:''' Phew, is it chilly up here or is that just the cold uselessness of your character?
54	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', "Batman v. Superman"
55
56	->'''Brother:''' Aw, I knew that guy was the crook a half hour ago!\
57	'''Sister:''' Me too!\
58	'''Detective on TV:''' Do you recognize this man?\
59	'''Brother:''' It's the Hot Dog Bear!\
60	'''Woman on TV:''' Why, isn't that the Hot Dog Bear?\
61	''[Brother groans]''
62	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBerenstainBears'', "Too Much TV"
63
64	->''"I remember being confused by Lysandre in ''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY X/Y]]'' because I didn't realize him being a villain was supposed to be a secret. Like I legit didn't understand the game wanted me to think he wasn't the leader of Team Flare."''
65	-->-- Comment on '''WebVideo/ProZD'''[='=]s video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you]]"
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67	->''"This movie does everything in its power to make you think that the villain is [Krei], who I'm just gonna call [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 Mark Beaks]]. Wait, didn't I already do that joke? Anyway, turns out it's [Professor Callaghan]. Who could have seen this coming? Me."''
68	-->-- '''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions''' regarding the reveal of Yokai in ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6''
69
70	->''"The Obvious Villain was a villain!"''
71	-->--''WebVideo/KilianExperience''
72
73	->'''Mabel''': He had a twin brother all along? ''That's'' the big twist we were waiting for?\
74	'''Grenda:''' What a ripoff!\
75	'''Soos:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I predicted that, like, a year ago.]]
76	-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons," in response to the ShowWithinAShow ''Ducktective''
77
78	->''"In a climactic showdown, the evil gang leader grandly reveals that he didn't like Jake's dad much. ({{beat}}) ''That[='=]s the mystery?'' I assumed that much when he sent 11,000 murderers dressed like Music/GunsNRoses backup drummers!"''
79	-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', on ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''
80
81	->''The only shocking thing about this story's twist''\
82	''Is [[SuddenlyShouting PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST!]]''
83	-->-- '''Music/RedHook''', "Low Budget Horror"
84
85	->[''After Judge Doom was run over by a steamroller, [[ToonPhysics only to get up in a flattened form]]'']\
86	'''Eddie Valiant:''' Holy smokes, he's a toon!\
87	'''Judge Doom:''' Surprised?\
88	'''Eddie Valiant:''' Not really. That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon!
89	-->--''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''
90
91	->''"For the years and years leading up to ''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSecurityBreach Security Breach]]'', the developers would egg fans on by saying "Who is this Vanny character?" It's Vanessa. "She's stalking the Pizzaplex, who could it be?" It could be Vanessa, because it is. "Who knows who this madman could be?" We could, if you told us it was Vanessa, because it is."''
92	-->-- '''WebVideo/BumblesMcFumbles''', ''[[https://youtu.be/a-DbEybuqns?si=O7dQQJY22s7eDLiK Jack Complains About The FNAF Storyline]]''
93
94	-> ''"It's pot! ...IT'S POT! The missing ingredient is pot! Spoilers, the secret ingredient is going to be pot! In this movie [[StonerFlick that revolves entirely around pot]], in which two characters literally are pot, yes! The science project will be rescued with pot! Sorry for giving that away, [[SarcasmMode it's gonna be mind-blowing when you found out.]]"''
95	-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' in his review of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUy735iXit8 Mac and Devin go to High School]].
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97	->''"And... the Arkham Knight. [[Characters/BatmanJasonTodd A young-sounding man in a red suit, who clearly has a long past with Bruce Wayne]]. And if you can't guess who that is before the game tells you, welcome to your first Batman story!"''
98	-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' on ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''
99
100	->''"And, to the surprise of nobody, our conclusions were false."''
101	-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lisa Loud]]''' on ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/jamie260397/art/Loud-House-Scaring-is-Caring-673822580 Scaring is Caring]]'', ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', Episode 37

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