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Context Quotes / FakeLongevity

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3	->''"These ''Treasure King'' games are marketed as having lots of items to collect, but they pad the playtime by giving the treasures really low drop rates. The item [Fafnir]'s after now has a one-in-4,096 drop rate... he's been fighting the same enemy over and over for '''forty hours''' now."''
4	-->-- '''Takiya''', ''Manga/MissKobayashisDragonMaid'', Chapter 54
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8	->''If you're listening to this in the jukebox\
9	You activated our trap card\
10	You'll soon fall asleep\
11	Preventing you from closing the game\
12	And thus, the average time played rises\
13	Excellent''
14	-->-- '''Marius Schneider''' singing to the tune of "Make Your Selection, Now" from ''VideoGame/CreepyCastle''
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18	->''"It's like the longest page turn ever. Imagine if you had to walk back and forth across your house three times before you could turn the page on the book you're reading."''
19	-->-- '''Creator/{{Egoraptor}}''' on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime, Sequelitis''
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21	->''"It'll keep you occupied, but then, so will alphabetizing the contents of a tin of baked beans, and that's not a great deal of fun, either."''
22	-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', on ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime''
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26	->''"''Then'' you gotta rob the tax wagons, and I'll give ya a million bucks if you can figure out how ya do ''that'': yup, you FIGHT GUY OF GISBORNE ''[[RecurringBoss AGAIN]]!''"''
27	-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves'' for [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES]]
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29	->''"One of the most challenging [=3D=] platformers ever, with over [[GottaCatchEmAll 13.9 trillion bananas to collect]]. But some ''sick fuck degenerate'' decided to color-code each and every banana to a specific character. That's taking it too far... This game was ''made'' by monkeys."''
30	-->-- '''[[{{LetsPlay/Videogamedunkey}} Dunkey]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziUMJB3id8I on]] ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'', "Remakes and Remasters"
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32	->''"As I said in my ''[[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' review, I've completed every ''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]'' game to date; but to be honest, when I was told to go back to all three areas ''[[RemixedLevel again]]'', and then I had to deal with the horror of collecting '[[FishingMinigame Tadtones]]', I considered [[{{Ragequit}} giving up.]]"''
33	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qAjK7wd5QE Matthewmatosis]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''
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35	->''"Because I'm sure that when he was making this game, he thought that this spinning wheel contraption mechanic was just the most brilliant thing he could ever come up with, and the world just couldn't get enough of it."''
36	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' plays ''Bleached Eyeballs''
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Context Quotes / FakeLongevity