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1	-> ''Now if you don't mind I'm somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.''
2	-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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4	-> ''Foolish girl! I am a druid, I have special features that are more powerful than your entire class!''
5	-->-- '''Leeky Windstaff''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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7	-> ''When the new classes (such as "Magic User" and eventually "Thief" and "Cleric") were introduced, they were intended to be ''better'' than the Fighting Men. And, well, they totally were...The basic setup of the game has changed a lot, but Fighters have changed only a little. In a very real way, the Player's Handbook hands us Fighting Men who would be better suited to appear in groups of 3 per player than to stand alone. And really, that has got to stop.''
8	-->-- '''Frank''' and '''K''', ''[[http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Races_of_War_%283.5e_Sourcebook%29 Races of War (3.5e Sourcebook)]]''
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10	->'''[[TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} Jaela Daran]]:''' That is... impossible! How could you have done that!?
11	->'''Erandis d'Vol''': By being a Level 15 wizard.
12	->'''Jaela Daran:''' I... cannot argue against this answer...
13	-->--[[http://eberroncomic.blogspot.com/2010/04/jaelas-troubles-28.html Strip #28]], ''Jaela's Troubles''
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15	-> O, what a world of profit and delight,
16	-> Of power, of honour, of omnipotence,
17	-> Is promis'd to [[BadassBookworm the studious artisan!...]]
18	-> A sound magician is [[AGodAmI a mighty god.]]
19	-->-- ''[[Theatre/DoctorFaustus Faustus]]''
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21	->"It's well known that TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons was made by people who were mad at being beaten up by jocks in school, so made a game where being a jock is punished by being boring and only able to [[AttackAttackAttack fight harder]] when they get higher up in level, whereas all the 'nerd' types get to bend reality and do the actual work. And we all know most of the [[DarthWiki/RuinedForever rage]] about 4E is just because Wizards decided to put a stop to groups that were nothing but clerics, druids and magicians so tried to make people pick a fighter for a reason."
22	-->-- Satirical take on ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''.
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24	->''Your wizard is like [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Magikarp]], except instead of [[MagikarpPower Gyarados]] it evolves into [[OlympusMons Mewtwo.]]''
25	-->--'''[=DivineDragoonKain=]''', User on Website/GameFAQs Pen and Paper RPG board
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27	->''the key to success in life is to work hard, set goals, and have access to a powerful magic spellbook''
28	-->--''Wolfpupy''
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30	->'''Mike Krahulik[=/=]Jim Darkmagic:''' The ground in front of him splits open, fire spills out of it, and a giant magma hand reaches out. It slams against the ground and pulls up a beast made of lava and rock, who stands beside Jim. And Jim just points at the hydra.\
31	'''Scott Kurtz[=/=]Binwin Bronzebottom:''' Wait, what level are you? Because I have, like, a hammer...
32	-->--''WebVideo/AcquisitionsIncorporated''
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34	->'''Creator/MarishaRay:''' Can I take this bonus action to turn into a earth elemental and slide to the edge of the cliff?
35	->'''Creator/MatthewMercer:''' Because you have unlimited beast shapes.
36	->'''Marisha Ray:''' [[LevelCap Level 20]] druids.
37	->'''Matthew Mercer:''' Ah, fucking druids.
38	->'''Creator/SamRiegel:''' They're the worst.
39	->'''Creator/LauraBailey:''' Level 20 druids can do anything--
40	->'''Sam Riegel:''' Forever.
41	->'''Laura Bailey:''' Level 20 ranger-rogue-- [[spoiler: Drowns. Super easy.]]
42	-->--WebVideo/CriticalRole,
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44	->'''Cleric:''' Oh, we're four rounds into the fight! Did you attack a few times? Oh ho, [[SarcasmMode good for you]]! Because ''I'm'' [[DamageOverTime passively generating 3d8 + 20 damage]], all with an action left over to do this. ''(He claps his hands, bringing a nearby dead man back to life)''\
45	'''Formerly Dead Man:''' I'm alive!\
46	'''Cleric:''' ''And'', I have a [[SpontaneousWeaponCreation little cartoon hammer]]. ''BOOP!'' ''(he uses said hammer to kill the man he just raised)''
47	-->--''WebAnimation/AnimatedSpellbook: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf3FIZt_gDU Healer Feat]]''
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