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1->''"GÖB GÖB alla slan!"''
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6Onkel Kånkel and His Kånkelbär [[note]]Uncle Dingleberry and his Dingleberries[[/note]] is an infamous Swedish music project which existed between 1979 and 2009. How to describe it... well, think of an up to eleven mix between the lyrics of Music/TheMentors, Music/AnalCunt, Music/GGAllin and Music/FrankZappa at his most juvenile, with a musical backdrop rooted in the most poorly produced, lo-fi, dank-ass PunkRock you can think of, but occasionally branching out into (equally poor) attempts at everything from HipHop to {{Disco}} to [[CountryMusic Country.]] Last but not least, filter all of this through a rosy-cheeked [[TheForties 1940's]] aesthetic. Does this sound good? Well, then check into your nearest BedlamHouse for your injections, right away.
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8They made fun of ''EVERYONE'' but had a certain soft spot for Homosexuals, the mentally and physically handicapped, ThoseWackyNazis (laughing ''with'' them of course!), and Pedophilia. There's a peculiar old-timey charm to most of Onkel Kånkels lyrics, which was deliberate. Another famous trait of Onkel Kånkels lyrics is constant name-dropping of old school Swedish celebrities like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Ljung Martin Jung]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennart_Hyland Lennart Hyland]]. For those unfamiliar, it would be like singing about [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr Rogers]] and Creator/BobHope eating shit and raping children.
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10The person behind all of this insanity was a man named '''Håkan Florå'''. He pulled off the impressive feat of not blowing his cover for the entire time that the band was active. There were rumors and "opens secrets" that Håkan and Onkel were one and the same, but mostly he stayed anonymous up until his death of a heart attack in 2009. Onkel Kånkel made two live appearances, one in 1993 where they were joined on stage by a developmentally disabled man who told jokes and danced, and another one in 2002.
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12Famous fans include Oscar Dronjak of Music/{{Hammerfall}}, Peter Tätgren of Music/{{Hypocrisy}} and Ebbot Lundgren of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soundtrack_of_Our_Lives The Soundtrack of Our Lives]]. Famous members include Tobias Forge of Music/{{Ghost}} who played bass under the 2002 tour.
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14!!Ljufa troper:
15* TheAlcoholic: "Shut up bitch, ''WHERE'S THE BOOZE?!"''
16** Florå himself, unfortunately.
17* BawdySong: All of them.
18* ButtMonkey: "Look upon [[UsefulNotes/JosephGoebbels Goebbels]], look at his gait, the taunting it echoes in Goebbels wake. Look at the retard, laugh at the retard, everyone's stepping on Goebbels!"
19* BrickJoke: The second and third verse of "Blinka Brun":
20--> "Allow me to introduce you to Señor Bengt, i found him in the bar down the road. Such a rough and tumble mongoloid who's over the hill and addicted to pills. He's wandered all the way from [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassmol%C3%B6sa Vassmolösa,]] so his buttcheeks are pretty shapeless. But far from being shiftless, his turds are supposed to be incomparably tasteless!"
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22And later:
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24--> "A male alliance
25--> A brown romance
26--> In a hot flamenco dance
27--> A bit of ho a bit of hey
28--> Enemas and marital aids,
29--> By the way, have you seen Bengt around somewhere?"
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31* IAmTheBand: Håkan Florå ''was'' Onkel Kånkel. The two times he played live, he was backed by muscicians from a plethora of Swedish Punk and Metal bands like Insision, just to name one.
32* ILoveTheDead: "(G)rave Party" in the least subtle way possible.
33* LastNoteNightmare: "The ballsack's hanging out".
34* MusicAtSportingEvents:"The volleyball tournament of the pedophiles"
35--> "Hi, we are the pedophiles, we're playing volleyball. We face the homosexuals, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext we're in the lead with ass to zero]] "
36* ScaryMusicianHarmlessMusic: Inverted. Despite making some of the grossest, weirdest and least PC music of all time, Florå was described by his friends as a kind, handsome, physically fit man, who loved animals and was [[ReallyGetsAround quite popular with the ladies.]]
37* HistoricalInJoke: In the above mentioned "(G)rave Party", two necrophiles are digging up the corpses of various celebrities in order to molest them, when one of them discovers this:
38-->"Look who I discovered and he's all chilly! [[BlackComedy Son of a gun,]] if it isn't [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Olof_Palme Olof Palme!"]]
39* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: The poor kid who bothers his alcoholic dad about getting to "go to the dagcenter" (basically a sort of daycare center for developmentally disabled adults) one too many times in "Dagcenter Dance."
40* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: The song "Shrunken man-dick of steel" about an 85-year old man raping a drunken 9-year old girl (all played for laughs and not portraying her as a victim) led to calls from MoralGuardians to ban the sell of Onkel Kånkel records. They failed.
41* VikingFuneral: The narrator in (G)rave Party doesn't like them.
42-->''The numbers I have sex with used to be greater\
43Why don't they just ban cremation?\
44Imagine all the shags, not stuffed down in bags\
45Such a lack is whack, for a true necro mack!''
46* ThoseWackyNazis: "Schnitzel-Fritz", "Nazi dick in the Führers anus", "Retard-Goebbels" etc, etc.

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