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--> "Allow me to introduce you to Señor Bengt, i found him in the bar down the road. Such a rough and tumble mongoloid who's over the hill and addicted to pills. He's wandered all the way from Vassmolösa, so his buttcheeks are pretty shapeless. But far from being shiftless, his turds are supposed to be incomparably tasteless!"

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--> "Allow me to introduce you to Señor Bengt, i found him in the bar down the road. Such a rough and tumble mongoloid who's over the hill and addicted to pills. He's wandered all the way from Vassmolösa, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassmol%C3%B6sa Vassmolösa,]] so his buttcheeks are pretty shapeless. But far from being shiftless, his turds are supposed to be incomparably tasteless!"
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* BrickJoke: The second and third verse of "Blinka Brun":
--> "Allow me to introduce you to Señor Bengt, i found him in the bar down the road. Such a rough and tumble mongoloid who's over the hill and addicted to pills. He's wandered all the way from Vassmolösa, so his buttcheeks are pretty shapeless. But far from being shiftless, his turds are supposed to be incomparably tasteless!"

And later:

--> "A male alliance
--> A brown romance
--> In a hot flamenco dance
--> A bit of ho a bit of hey
--> Enemas and marital aids,
--> By the way, have you seen Bengt around somewhere?"
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* ButtMonkey: "Look upon Goebbels, look at his gait, the taunting it echoes in Goebbels wake. Look at the retard, laugh at the retard, everyone's stepping on Goebbels!"

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* ButtMonkey: "Look upon Goebbels, [[UsefulNotes/JosephGoebbels Goebbels]], look at his gait, the taunting it echoes in Goebbels wake. Look at the retard, laugh at the retard, everyone's stepping on Goebbels!"
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* BawdySong: All of them.
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There's an argument to be made for Onkel Kånkel being "AcceptableTargets - The Band". They made fun of ''EVERYONE'' but had a certain soft spot for Homosexuals, the mentally and physically handicapped, ThoseWackyNazis (laughing ''with'' them of course!), and Pedophilia. There's a peculiar old-timey charm to most of Onkel Kånkels lyrics, which was deliberate. Another famous trait of Onkel Kånkels lyrics is constant name-dropping of old school Swedish celebrities like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Ljung Martin Jung]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennart_Hyland Lennart Hyland]]. For those unfamiliar, it would be like singing about [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr Rogers]] and Creator/BobHope eating shit and raping children.

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There's an argument to be made for Onkel Kånkel being "AcceptableTargets - The Band". They made fun of ''EVERYONE'' but had a certain soft spot for Homosexuals, the mentally and physically handicapped, ThoseWackyNazis (laughing ''with'' them of course!), and Pedophilia. There's a peculiar old-timey charm to most of Onkel Kånkels lyrics, which was deliberate. Another famous trait of Onkel Kånkels lyrics is constant name-dropping of old school Swedish celebrities like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Ljung Martin Jung]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennart_Hyland Lennart Hyland]]. For those unfamiliar, it would be like singing about [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr Rogers]] and Creator/BobHope eating shit and raping children.
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--> "Hi, we are the pedophiles, we're playing volleyball. We meet the homosexuals, we're in the lead with ass to zero "

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--> "Hi, we are the pedophiles, we're playing volleyball. We meet face the homosexuals, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext we're in the lead with ass to zero zero]] "
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* MusicAtSportingEvents:"The volleyball tournament of the pedophiles"
--> "Hi, we are the pedophiles, we're playing volleyball. We meet the homosexuals, we're in the lead with ass to zero "
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* ScaryMusicianHarmlessMusic: Inverted. Despite making some of the grossest, weirdest and least PC music of all time, Florå was described by his friends as a handsome, physically fit man, who loved animals and was [[ReallyGetsAround quite popular with the ladies.]]

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* ScaryMusicianHarmlessMusic: Inverted. Despite making some of the grossest, weirdest and least PC music of all time, Florå was described by his friends as a kind, handsome, physically fit man, who loved animals and was [[ReallyGetsAround quite popular with the ladies.]]
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* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: The poor kid who bothers his alcoholic dad about getting to "go to the dagcenter" (basically a sort of daycare center for developmentally disabled adults) one too many times in "Dagcenter Dance."

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