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3	* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer played by Music/SnoopDogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately.
4	-->'''Blue:''' What you need, homie?\
5	'''Jake:''' Crack. I got 20 bucks-\
6	'''Blue:''' Crack?! (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''turns away and wheels off'')
7	** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks.
8	-->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?
9	-->'''Blue:''' Motherfuckin' crack, nigga!
10	-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, Jimmy crack corn! ''(counts the rocks)'' One, two, three, four, five, six... oh, you're federally fucked now.
11	** After Alonzo gets out who the dealers working for (Sandman), he and Jake release their perp and move towards his home:
12	-->'''Alonzo:''' Wanna collect the evidence?
13	-->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!
14	-->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]
15	* Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three GangBangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn.
16	-->'''Moreno:''' Hey, pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!
17	-->'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''
18	* From earlier in the card game, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop.
19	-->'''Jake:'' Should've been a fireman.
20	* Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]].
21	-->'''Alonzo''': Rrrrgh, you motherfucker!
22	-->'''Jake''': The next one will kill you.
23	-->'''Alonzo''': You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
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