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-->From earlier in the conversation, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop.

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-->From * From earlier in the conversation, card game, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop.
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-->From earlier in the conversation, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop.
-->'''Jake:'' Should've been a fireman.
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-->'''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!

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-->'''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!
Motherfuckin' crack, nigga!
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy Jimmy crack corn"!corn! ''(counts the rocks)'' One, two, three, four, five, six... oh, you're federally fucked now.

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'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''
'''Jake:''' (OhCrap)

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'''Sniper:''' -->'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''
'''Jake:''' (OhCrap)
TIME!'''
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-->'''Alonzo:''' Wanna collect the evidence?\\
-->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\
* Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three GangBangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn:
-->'''Moreno:''' Hey, pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!\\
'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''\\

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-->'''Alonzo:''' Wanna collect the evidence?\\
evidence?
-->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
man!
-->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\
nigga!]]
* Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three GangBangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn:
turn.
-->'''Moreno:''' Hey, pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!\\
in!
'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''\\TIME!'''
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-->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?\\

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-->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?\\that?
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-->'''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\

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-->'''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!\\
NIGGA!
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\corn"!
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'''Blue:''' Crack?! (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''turns away and wheels off'')\\
** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks.\\

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'''Blue:''' Crack?! (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''turns away and wheels off'')\\
off'')
** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks.\\
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* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer played by Music/SnoopDogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately:

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* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer played by Music/SnoopDogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately:immediately.



** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks:

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** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks:rocks.\\
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'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?\\
'''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!\\
'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\

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'''Alonzo:''' -->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?\\
'''Blue:''' -->'''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!\\
'''Alonzo:''' -->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\



'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\

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'''Jake:''' -->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
'''Alonzo:''' -->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\

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* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with a drug-dealer on a wheelchair played by Music/SnoopDogg, Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately:
-->'''Drug dealer:''' What you need, homie?\\

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* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer on a wheelchair played by Music/SnoopDogg, Music/SnoopDogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately:
-->'''Drug dealer:''' -->'''Blue:''' What you need, homie?\\



'''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns away and wheels off'')\\

** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation of him accusing him of selling crack. Snoop's character insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get Snoop's character to throw up the crack rocks:
-->(Drug dealer throws up the crack rocks)\\

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'''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? '''Blue:''' Crack?! (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns (''turns away and wheels off'')\\

off'')\\
** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation of him on him, accusing him of selling crack. Snoop's character Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get Snoop's character him to throw up the crack rocks:
-->(Drug dealer throws up the crack rocks)\\
rocks:



'''Drug dealer:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!\\

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'''Drug dealer:''' '''Blue:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, NIGGA!\\









-->'''Moreno:''' Hey pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!\\

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-->'''Moreno:''' Hey Hey, pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!\\



-->'''Alonzo''': Ooh, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!

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-->'''Alonzo''': Ooh, Rrrrgh, you motherfucker! motherfucker!
-->'''Jake''': The next one will kill you.
-->'''Alonzo''':
You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
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'''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Looks like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns away and wheels off'')\\

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'''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Looks Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns away and wheels off'')\\



'''Drug dealer:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, MAN!\\

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'''Drug dealer:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, MAN!\\NIGGA!\\
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-->'''Jake:''' Crack. I got 20 bucks-\\
-->'''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Looks like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns away and wheels off'')\\

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-->'''Jake:''' '''Jake:''' Crack. I got 20 bucks-\\
-->'''Drug '''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Looks like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns away and wheels off'')\\off'')\\



-->(Drug dealer throws up the crack rocks)
-->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?\\
-->'''Drug dealer:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, MAN!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\

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-->(Drug dealer throws up the crack rocks)
-->'''Alonzo:'''
rocks)\\
'''Alonzo:'''
Now, what is that?\\
-->'''Drug '''Drug dealer:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, MAN!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' '''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\corn"!\\



-->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\

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-->'''Jake:''' '''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' '''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\nigga!]]\\
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* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with a drug-dealer on a wheelchair played by Music/SnoopDogg, Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately:
-->'''Drug dealer:''' What you need, homie?\\
-->'''Jake:''' Crack. I got 20 bucks-\\
-->'''Drug dealer:''' Crack!? (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Looks like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''Turns away and wheels off'')\\
** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation of him accusing him of selling crack. Snoop's character insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get Snoop's character to throw up the crack rocks:
-->(Drug dealer throws up the crack rocks)
-->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?\\
-->'''Drug dealer:''' MOTHERFUCKING CRACK, MAN!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, "Jimmy crack corn"!\\
** After Alonzo gets out who the dealers working for (Sandman), he and Jake release their perp and move towards his home:
-->'''Alonzo:''' Wanna collect the evidence?\\
-->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!\\
-->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]\\
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!!Movie:



-->'''Alonzo''': Ooh, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!

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-->'''Alonzo''': Ooh, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!ass!

!!TV Show:

* From "Quid Pro Quo", Rourke turns the table on an ex-DirtyCop in the services of an AmoralAttorney by using the Turner Telephone against him as he cranks it up while pretending to make calls in a bit of BlackComedy.
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* Jake is left alone with a group of Alonzo's informants, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn:

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* Alonzo leaves Jake is left alone with a group of Alonzo's informants, three GangBangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn:

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* '''Moreno:''' "Hey pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!"
** '''Sniper:''' "''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''"
** '''Jake:''' (OhCrap)

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* '''Moreno:''' "Hey Jake is left alone with a group of Alonzo's informants, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn:
-->'''Moreno:''' Hey
pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!"
**
in!\\
'''Sniper:''' "''Oh ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''"
**
TIME!'''\\
'''Jake:''' (OhCrap)
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* Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]].

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* Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]].up]].
-->'''Alonzo''': Ooh, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
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** '''Jake:''' (OhCrap)

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** '''Jake:''' (OhCrap)(OhCrap)
* Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]].
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* '''Moreno:''' "Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!"

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* '''Moreno:''' "Hey pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in? in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!"
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* '''Moreno:''' "Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!"
**'''Sniper:''' "''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''"
**'''Jake:''' (OhCrap)

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