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3 | * After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer played by Music/SnoopDogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately. |
4 | -->'''Blue:''' What you need, homie?\ |
5 | '''Jake:''' Crack. I got 20 bucks-\ |
6 | '''Blue:''' Crack?! (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''turns away and wheels off'') |
7 | ** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks. |
8 | -->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that? |
9 | -->'''Blue:''' Motherfuckin' crack, nigga! |
10 | -->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, Jimmy crack corn! ''(counts the rocks)'' One, two, three, four, five, six... oh, you're federally fucked now. |
11 | ** After Alonzo gets out who the dealers working for (Sandman), he and Jake release their perp and move towards his home: |
12 | -->'''Alonzo:''' Wanna collect the evidence? |
13 | -->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man! |
14 | -->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]] |
15 | * Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three GangBangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn. |
16 | -->'''Moreno:''' Hey, pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in! |
17 | -->'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!''' |
18 | * From earlier in the card game, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop. |
19 | -->'''Jake:'' Should've been a fireman. |
20 | * Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]]. |
21 | -->'''Alonzo''': Rrrrgh, you motherfucker! |
22 | -->'''Jake''': The next one will kill you. |
23 | -->'''Alonzo''': You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass! |
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