Line #38 Funny/ToyStory1


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4	[[caption-width-right:350:"Look! I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!"]]
5	* Mr. Potato Head's EstablishingCharacterMoment; During Andy's playtime, he stuck "One-Eyed Bart" in a jail that was actually baby Molly's crib while she was in it. Molly proceeded to toss Mr. Potato Head all over the place, scattering his pieces. Once Woody gave the all clear sign, Potato Head had ''this'' to say:
6	-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Ages 3 and up"! It's on my box, "Ages 3 and ''up''!" I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
7	** Every other line of Mr. Potato Head qualifies. "[[IdiotBall Did you all take stupid pills this morning?]]"
8	*** Ditto for Hamm.
9	---->'''Rex:''' ''(panicked)'' Any dinosaur-shaped ones?!\
10	'''Hamm:''' Oh for crying out loud, they're all in ''boxes'', you idiot!
11	* This exchange right after the toys come to life:
12	-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' ''[is turned away from the camera]'' Hey, Hamm, look! ''[turns around, revealing that he has rearranged his face]'' I'm [[Creator/PabloPicasso Picasso]]!\
13	'''Hamm:''' Eh, I don't get it. ''[walks away]''\
14	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' ''[at Hamm]'' You uncultured [[{{Pun}} swine]]!
15	** "What are ''you'' lookin' at, [[ActorAllusion ya hockey puck]]?" Camera turns to... a hockey puck, with arms and legs (but no eyes), which just shrugs.[[note]]Creator/DonRickles, who plays Potato Head, would often insult audience members in his stand-up act by calling them "hockey puck."[[/note]]
16	* Slinky's reaction when Woody says there were bad news due to Andy's birthday party.
17	-->'''Slinky:''' '''[[NoIndoorVoice BAD NEWS?!]]'''\
18	''(Woody has to shut Slinky's muzzle [[YouJustHadToSayIt as every other toy looks at Slinky]])''
19	** Woody tells Slinky to gather the toys for a staff meeting and be happy. As he leaves, he repeats the "be happy" part, cue Slinky fake laughing.
20	* Rex's EstablishingCharacterMoment, first appearing to be the usual scary T-Rex as [[JumpScare he jumps out of nowhere and roars in Woody's face]]... [[VocalDissonance and then starts talking in]] Creator/WallaceShawn's [[VocalDissonance high-pitched voice]].
21	-->'''Woody:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Yeah, how you doing, Rex?]]\
22	'''Rex:''' Were you scared? Tell me honestly.\
23	'''Woody:''' I was close to being scared that time.\
24	'''Rex:''' Oh, I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
25	* At the staff meeting, between plot-relevant talk about the move and Andy's birthday party, Woody [[NoodleIncident thanks Mr Spell for the Plastic Corrosion Awareness meeting from the previous Tuesday night]].
26	* Mr. Potato Head quietly removing his mouth and [[StealthPun repeatedly putting it on his backside while Slinky is defending Woody]], getting a laugh from Mr. Spell.[[note]]If you don't get it, Potato Head is calling Slinky a kiss-ass.[[/note]]
27	* During the sequence when the toys are watching kids enter Andy's house with presents, Rex laments, "They're getting bigger!" Slinky draws attention to one kid with a "nice little one" - at which point the boy turns around, revealing the "little" box is actually several feet long. Cue the blinds shaking as the toys freak out.
28	** If you listen closely during the shot while Woody {{Facepalm}}s, you can hear Mr. Spell say, "Spell 'Trashcan'"!
29	* After panicking about being replaced by his birthday presents, the toys all get increasingly offended by the [[BoringButPractical lackluster practical]] ones he receives with no sign of a replaceable toy until Andy's mom brings out the surprise present.
30	-->'''Green Army Soldier:''' It's a lunchbox. We got a lunchbox here.\
31	'''Woody:''' A lunch box?\
32	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Lunchbox?\
33	'''Slinky:''' [[DeadpanSnarker For lunch.]] ''(laughs at his own joke)''\
34	'''Green Army Soldier:''' Okay, second present, it appears to be... okay, it's bed sheets.\
35	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Who invited THAT kid?]]
36	** It becomes HilariousInHindsight when you realize that later in the film, Andy has switched his bed sheets to Buzz Lightyear themed ones. Maybe the kid's present wasn't so lackluster after all.
37	* Mr. Potato Head [[ThisIsGonnaSuck solemnly making the sign of the cross]] when Andy is unboxing Buzz Lightyear.
38	* The first time Woody comes over to greet Buzz Lightyear in person lands him his EstablishingCharacterMoment that set the course of the film in motion:
39	-->'''Buzz:''' No readout yet if the air is breathable, [[TemptingFate and there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.]]\
40	'''Woody:''' ''[[BigEntrance Helle-o-o-ow!]]''\
41	'''Buzz:''' HOLD-IDD!!!!\
42	'''Woody:''' AAAAAHHHHH!!!! [Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody] Whoa! He-Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.\
43	'''Buzz:''' [sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.\
44	'''Woody:''' Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.\
45	'''Buzz:''' I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?\
46	'''Woody:''' Well, let's see, we got double-A's.
47	** Following that, Buzz introduces himself to the rest of Andy's Toys:
48	--->'''Buzz:''' I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace!\
49	'''Rex:''' [Walks over to shake his hand] Oh I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
50	* This exchange:
51	-->'''Woody:''' Look, we're all ''very'' impressed with Andy's new toy…\
52	'''Buzz:''' "Toy"?\
53	'''Woody:''' T-O-Y! ''Toy!''\
54	'''Buzz:''' Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".\
55	'''Woody:''' The word ''I'm'' searching for, I can't say, [[NotInFrontOfTheKid because there's preschool toys present]].\
56	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Gettin' kinda tense, aren't you?
57	* "Okay then, [[ParentalBonus Mr. LightBeer]], prove it!"
58	** Later in the film, Woody calls him "Light-Snack".
59	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rIWEgmmQk "Look! I'm Woody/a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"]]
60	** The [[VideoGame/DisneysAnimatedStorybook Animated StoryBook]] continues this with a spaceman version. "Look! I'm a spaceman! Greetings, greetings, greetings!"
61	** Best of all, it's a ShoutOut to a ''[[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Far Side]]'' strip!
62	* Buzz's complete freakout when his helmet is open, while Woody just waits for him to finish. Until Buzz realizes that the air isn't toxic, and snaps at Woody for nearly endangering his life.
63	-->'''Buzz:''' ...the air isn't- toxic. ''(points at Woody, accusingly)'' How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on a uncharted planet?! [[ExplosiveDecompression My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!]] ''(Buzz calmly closes his helmet as if nothing had happened)''
64	** Even better, that joke was improvised. Woody was originally supposed to look around concerned, but the bored-looking layout version sent John Lasseter into a hysterical fit and [[ThrowItIn the joke was changed accordingly]].
65	** Woody laughing at Buzz's delusions.
66	--->'''Woody:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe actually]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe think you're]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe THE]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Buzz Lightyear?]] ''(losing it)'' Oh, all this time, I thought it was an act! (to the toys) [[SarcasmMode Hey guys, look! It's the]] ''[[SarcasmMode real]]'' [[SarcasmMode Buzz Lightyear!]]\
67	'''Buzz:''' You're mocking me, aren't you?\
68	'''Woody:''' Oh, no no no no no -- [[LookBehindYou BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!]]\
69	'''Buzz:''' Where?! ''(Woody starts laughing hysterically and drops to the floor while Buzz turns to give him a DeathGlare)''
70	** This scene also plays out in the Toy Story the Musical show on the Disney Cruise Line. The way it's staged, Andy's other toys are there to witness it, and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent they also look where Woody is pointing]].
71	* Buzz tries to get a look at Sid from Andy's window.
72	-->'''Buzz:''' Sure is a hairy fella.\
73	'''Woody:''' No no, that's Scud, you idiot! ''That'' is Sid.\
74	'''Buzz:''' You mean that happy child?\
75	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' That ain't no ''happy'' child!
76	* When Woody overhears Andy's mom telling him he's allowed to bring one toy with him on their outing to Pizza Planet, he picks up a Magic 8-Ball and asks it if Andy will take him to Pizza Planet. The answer he gets?
77	-->''[[SnarkyInanimateObject DON'T COUNT ON IT.]]''
78	** It gets even funnier when you know that it's one of the 20 answers on a real life Magic 8-Ball.
79	* Rex's response when Slinky asks him if he believes Woody is innocent:
80	-->'''Rex:''' Oh yea-n...I don't like confrontations!
81	** Even [[WordOfGod Lasseter and co.]] agree this is Rex's funniest line on the DVD commentary.
82	** Gets a sort of BrickJoke, when the toys find out Woody is innocent and Buzz is okay, Rex moans that [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone he now has guilt]] for his part in turning on Woody.
83	* It's easy to miss, but when the other toys are confronting Woody about knocking Buzz out the window, Hamm calls dibs on Woody's hat.
84	* Buzz explains to Woody that revenge is something that isn't encouraged on his planet, which Woody thinks is good... [[ExactWords then clarifies that they're not on his planet]], pulling his face to his helmet, to which Woody responds with an OhCrap face and saying a LittleNo. And it's right after Woody was happy to see Buzz is alright and is confident that Buzz will tell the other toys it was a freak accident. Cue Buzz tackling him out of the car onto the pavement!
85	** Parts of the ensuing brawl are rather comically handled due to their toy nature, particularly when they try sucker punching each other (Woody's head just spins around, making him dizzy, while Buzz's just makes squeaky noises).
86	** Woody attempts a BadassBoast as he drops the charade and admits to hating Buzz Lightyear.
87	---> '''Woody:''' ''[[BringIt Okay! Come on!]]'' '''[[LetsGetDangerous You want a piece of me?]]'''
88	** Woody opens Buzz' helmet to start whaling on him, but then Buzz [[{{Fingore}} slams his helmet on Woody's fingers]], causing Woody to howl [[NarmCharm in a hilariously undignified way.]] He retaliates by hitting Buzz's buttons with his free hand, making his voice box say [[BrokenRecord "Buzz— Buzz— Buzz]] Lightyear to the rescue!"
89	** And of course, the entire fight is essentially a cowboy who hardly has done much physical activity with his life as toy leader going against a space ranger who (in his memory) has actual combat training and, in his hard plastic suit, is wearing the toy equivalent of full body armor. The only time Woody was able to get a clean hit in the fight is when he forcefully [[AttackItsWeakpoint opens his helmet and punching him in the face]] (Which is implied to be made of the material commonly used for squeaker toys, hence the squeaky noise that occurs when his head is inflicted by some form of blunt-force trauma), every other moment of the fight is just short of a full on CurbStompBattle in favor of Buzz.
90	* Buzz earnestly explains to Woody his role in saving Earth, basically as R2-D2 in ''Film/ANewHope''. His voice and the music build dramatically, then... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLWd8tzQhc0 well, watch! no words can truly describe it.]]
91	-->'''Buzz:''' According to my navi-computer, the--\
92	'''Woody:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] Just ''shut up'', you idiot!\
93	'''Buzz:''' Sheriff, {{this is no time to panic}}.\
94	'''Woody:''' This is the ''perfect'' time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days and [[NeverMyFault it's all your fault!]]\
95	'''Buzz:''' My—''My'' fault?! [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot If you hadn't pushed me out the window in the first place—]]\
96	'''Woody:''' Oooaugh ''yeah''!? Well, if ''you'', hadn't shown up in [[YourLittleDismissiveDiminutive your stupid little cardboard spaceship]] and taken away everything that was important to me...\
97	'''Buzz:''' [[SkewedPriorities Don't talk to me about importance!]] Because of '''you''', [[CannotTellFictionFromReality the security of the entire universe is in jeopardy]]!\
98	'''Woody:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] What are you talking about?!\
99	'''[[ComicallySerious Buzz]]:''' ''[glances up at the moon]'' [[DaydreamBeliever Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveal his weapon's only weaknesses.]] ''[turns back to Woody, who is reacting [[JawDrop as one]] [[StunnedSilence would expect]]]'' And ''you'', my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!\
100	''[beat]''\
101	'''Woody:''' ''[[[SanitySlippage flips out]]]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]] [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech A!!!]] [[RageBreakingPoint TOYYYYYYY!!!]]''''' You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're... augh, you're an action figure! You are ''a child's...plaything!!''\
102	''[beat]''\
103	'''Buzz:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.]] ''[flashes a Vulcan salute]''\
104	'''Woody:''' Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! ''[[[CopycatMockery mockingly, under his breath]]]'' "Rendezvous with Star Command."
105	** Double-funny for doing the [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan salute]] along with "Farewell".
106	** Made even funnier by Woody maintaining a look throughout Buzz's story that just screams "Are you ''listening'' to yourself right now?!" until he finally snaps.
107	** Woody also makes some hilarious gestures as he's talking, such as the way he forms a box with his hands when he says "stupid little cardboard spaceship" or his desperate grabbing motions to a baffled Buzz when he says "You are a child's plaything!"
108	* The scene where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHLp_LuMWs0 Buzz and Woody stow away on the Pizza Planet truck.]]
109	-->'''Woody:''' Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.\
110	'''Buzz:''' Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.\
111	'''Woody:''' ''(loud whisper)'' Yeah, but... Buzz? Buzz! ''(Buzz gets in the cockpit as the delivery guy in the truck and a man in the gas station talk)'' Buzz! ''(the truck turns its engine on, and Woody gets inside the truck's cargo bay, then observes as Buzz, safe and covered and behind a pile of empty pizza deliveries, fastens his seat belt)'' "[[DeadpanSnarker Safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay.]]" [[TemptingFate What an idiot!]]\
112	''(the truck starts up at top speed, [[ButtMonkey causing Woody to bounce around the cargo bay and get crushed by a toolbox on the way to Pizza Planet]])''
113	** Even funnier is that when Woody gets into the back of the Pizza Planet truck, the back door hits him right in his behind, causing him to fall in.
114	* Woody tries to get Buzz to follow him back to Andy's by convincing him that he's found a "spaceship" to take him home:
115	-->'''Woody:''' It's a special spaceship! I just saw it!\
116	'''Buzz:''' ''[excited]'' You mean it has hyperdrive?\
117	'''Woody:''' Hyper''active'' hyperdrive! And astro...uh...''turf''!
118	* "I don't believe that man's ''ever'' been to medical school." [[CaptainObvious You think?]]
119	* The scene where Woody and Buzz meet Sid's toys, while disturbing, also has some comedic moments to balance it out:
120	** Woody [[ImprovisedWeapon grabs the nearest weapon off the ground]] to defend himself. He brandishes a dinky little pencil before switching to a flashlight.
121	** One of the toys Woody bears witness to is a fishing pole attached to a long pair of feminine legs. [[VisualPun A hooker]], if you may.
122	** Another toy that appears beside Woody is a musical roller with one long, spindly arm on its right and a human doll head attached on top. The musical roller turns its head towards the cowboy and casually turns off the flashlight he was holding. Woody flips out. He doesn't so much climb up the bed as he flies upwards by flailing with his limbs alone and then scrambles onto Buzz while sputtering a combination of the space ranger's name and fear-stricken gibberish.
123	** Woody's reaction to Buzz setting his laser from "stun" to "kill": [[SarcasmMode "Great, great, yeah, and if anyone attacks us]] [[DeadpanSnarker we can blink 'em to death."]]
124	* After Sid throws Woody around, pretending to interrogate him and then using a SolarPoweredMagnifyingGlass on him before running downstairs, Woody immediately gets up, screams in pain and dunks his head in an old cereal bowl. Buzz then comes out (with plungers on his face and butt, [[NoodleIncident for some reason]]) and, still thinking it was all real, congratulates Woody, stating that a lesser man would've broken under such harsh torture.
125	* When Woody grabs Buzz and repeatedly pushes a button that makes his arm go up and down.
126	-->'''Woody:''' Use your karate chop action!\
127	'''Buzz:''' Hey, hey, how are you doing that!?
128	* While seeing it [[TomatoInTheMirror causes Buzz's]] HeroicBSOD, the Buzz Lightyear toy commercial is an otherwise hysterical parody of the kinds of TotallyRadical, [[TestosteronePoisoning hyper masculine]] [[RidiculouslyLoudCommercial assault on the senses]] that was mid-90s toy commercials, helped in no small part by having the [[NoIndoorVoice famously loud]] [[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Jillette]] play the announcer who could give Creator/BillyMays a run for his money.
129	-->'''[[LargeHam Announcer]]:''' '''''"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO, NOW THE WORLD'S GREATEST TOY!!"'''''
130	** And then there's the little "[[CrossesTheLineTwice NOT A FLYING TOY]]" disclaimer at the end.
131	** Followed by the incredibly lackluster "Available at all Al's Toy Barns at the tri-county area."
132	* "Don't you get it?! You see the hat?! I am ''Mrs. Nesbitt!''" Somehow, Woody matter-of-factly [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan smacking Buzz to his senses]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice with his own dismembered arm]] makes it even funnier. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5m33zK6ZlA Watch!]]
133	** Then there's the squeaky noise Buzz's head makes...
134	** This gem:
135	--->'''Buzz:''' One minute, you're defending the whole galaxy!... and then ''suddenly'', you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with...[''gestures towards Hannah's beheaded dolls, courtesy of Sid''] [[BlackComedy ...Marie Antonette]] and her little sister.
136	** Buzz, looking all calm, says Woody's right and walks off to get it together, then:
137	--->'''Buzz:''' I-I-I-, I'm sorry. You're right, I'm just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this... [[SuddenlyShouting OH, I'M A SHAM!]]\
138	'''Woody:''' Shhhh! Quiet, Buzz!\
139	'''Buzz:''' Look at me, I can't even fly out of a window! But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron was a bit much [...] Years of academy training, ''WASTED!''
140	** Then, we get this great little bit of BlackComedy when Woody, while trying to get Andy's toys to help them back over through the adjacent bedroom windows, turns to see Buzz sitting on the floor, clearly not in a great mood, swinging his own arm through the air making airplane noises, then crashing it into the ground.
141	* Mr. Potato Head and Hamm playing ''TabletopGame/{{Battleship}}'' ([[BrickJoke one of the presents Andy got at the start of the movie]]), especially when you notice Potato has called every spot on Hamm's grid ''except the ones where his ships are.''
142	** And Hamm has done exactly the opposite, having not missed once. Considering that out of the 100 squares on a typical Battleship grid, 17 of them will be occupied by ships and 83 aren't, it's anyone's guess how they managed that.
143	*** If you look closely, Potato Head made an infamous noob move and set up his ships side-by-side, making it too easy for Hamm to guess where his ships are.
144	** [[ParentalBonus It gets funnier when you realize that they're playing]] ''[[StripPoker STRIP]] Battleship''. Although how Hamm's supposed to strip would be FridgeLogic if he ever lost...
145	*** Well, there's his cork...
146	* Woody miming friendship with Buzz's arm.
147	** And before that, we get this inevitable {{pun}}:
148	-->'''Woody:''' Buzz, could you get over here and give me a hand?\
149	'''Buzz:''' ''[[[VisualPun throws his arm at Woody]]]''\
150	'''Woody:''' Aha... that's very funny, Buzz. ''[[HaHaHaNo This is serious!]]''
151	** Before ''that'', when Woody tries to prove to everyone that Buzz is alive and tells Buzz to come show himself, Buzz pulls the sticker from his wrist communicating arm, crumples it and throws it away in disgust.
152	** Then when he's trying to keep it up with the other toys across the way:
153	--->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Wait just a minute, what are you trying to pull?!\
154	'''Woody:''' Nothing! ''[accidentally shows Buzz's disconnected arm, the other toys scream in terror]''
155	** He then belatedly attempts to hide it behind his back.
156	** The sight causes Rex to [[VomitDiscretionShot throw up]] ([[RuleOfFunny somehow]]).
157	** Hamm reacts as though he saw someone eat out of the garbage, rather than what appears to be a murder.
158	-->'''Hamm:''' Oh, that is disgusting!\
159	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' ''(appalled)'' Murderer!\
160	'''Woody:''' No! [[RapidFireNo No no no no no]]-\
161	'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Save it for the jury. I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, you creep.
162	* Rex and Mr. Potato Head end up sharing a box for the move:
163	-->'''Potato Head:''' How did I get stuck with ''you'' as a moving buddy?\
164	'''Rex:''' (completely sincere) Everyone else was picked.
165	* During Woody's encouragement to snap Buzz out of his depression after the realization he's not a space ranger...
166	--> '''Woody:''' Your helmet does that--[[BuffySpeak that WOOSH thing]]!
167	* In a meta ActorAllusion way, [[Creator/TimAllen Buzz]] dropping a [[Series/HomeImprovement Binford]] toolbox on [[Creator/TomHanks Woody]].
168	** [[OhCrap Woody's]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction]] to said toolbox is funny as well.
169	* Sid sleep-talking: "I wanna ride the pony."
170	* Scud is just sitting at the porch super content while taking a nap in the sunlight. Even funnier when you realize that most dogs might have just run away upon getting outside. It watches in curiosity as Woody and Buzz chase after the moving van in broad daylight. Considering that animals in this universe have some extra intelligence it likely put two and two together when it realized how it got trapped outside. The [[ImpliedDeathThreat snarl of determination helps considerably in making this hilarious.]]
171	* The toys have a MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment after they throw Woody off the moving truck but Rex takes it a step further. Rex, in particular, gets a CallBack to his earlier line about not liking confrontation.
172	-->'''Rex:''' Great! Now I have guilt.
173	** Slinky attempts to stretch out and use his body to help the pair, but he loses his grip on the ramp, towing Woody, Buzz and RC behind him. Cue a long, overdramatic scream from him as he stretches out before we cut to the inside of the car, with the infant Molly seeing the toys dragged behind in the side mirror of the car, with [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Hakuna Matata]] playing. Molly giggles at the sight.
174	* After RC's batteries die, Buzz and Woody remember the rocket and match. Woody lights the match, and immediately a car drives by, causing the match to go out before the rocket is lit. All Woody can do is let out several [[BigNo Big "NO"!s]].
175	* As Woody ignites the rocket on Buzz's back (using Buzz's helmet to reflect the sun onto the wick) in a last-ditch effort to catch up to the moving van, [[LateToTheRealization Woody realizes too late]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough that he may have just doomed them both]]. What really makes it is that as Woody realizes this, Buzz gets a really deadpan expression on his face that just screams "[[NowYouTellMe Oh, NOW he gets it!]]".
176	-->'''Woody:''' Wait a minute! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!]] (WHOOOSH)
177	** Woody's FlappingCheeks as the rocket blasts them towards the truck is inarguably one of the funniest examples of this trope ever committed to celluloid.
178	** Right after that, the toys at the moving truck realize Woody and Buzz are coming up fast. Woody accidentally lets go of RC, who dives in towards the truck like a missile. All toys go to take cover, except one, who gets hit by the "RC Missile". The victim? '''[[{{Jerkass}} Mr. Potato Head]].''' Cue an OhCrap face(with his pupils shrinking to pinpoints) as he's about to get hit. One has to wonder if Woody [[LaserGuidedKarma secretly did it on purpose as an act of revenge]]. Even Potato Head not flinching upon seeing Buzz holding on to Woody with his arm fixed looks like [[JerkassRealization a blank admission that he accused Woody of a broken-limb accident]] [[FailedASpotCheck that should have]] [[BoomerangBigot been obvious to]] ''[[PullingThemselvesTogether him]]'' [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot much earlier]]!
179	* At the end, when the army guys announce the arrival of Mrs. Potato Head, Mr. Potato Head remarks, "Gee, I'd better shave!"...and just plucks off his mustache and tosses it offscreen.
180	** This is also a [[Heartwarming/ToyStory heartwarming moment]] when one remembers at the start of the movie, Mr. Potato Head was heard openly praying for one of Andy's birthday presents to be his DistaffCounterpart.
181	* The very end when Buzz asks Woody if he's worried about the Christmas presents Andy will get:
182	-->'''Woody:''' ''[laughs]'' [[TemptingFate Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?]]\
183	''The shot slowly zooms out to the exterior of the house.''\
184	'''Andy:''' Oh, what is it? What is it? ''(barking is heard)'' Wow! A puppy!\
185	''The shot quickly zooms back in on Woody and Buzz, who [[OhCrapSmile smile weakly at each other]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck and chuckle]].''
186	* While the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxJpGI8SWc Black Friday Cut]] on the whole is [[TooBleakStoppedCaring pretty awful]], it has at least a couple of funny moments.
187	** We learn what Sarge was actually going to say to Woody before being cut off in the final cut of the film.
188	--->'''Sarge:''' Cowboy! Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to ''wear a ten gallon hat on your pint sized head!''
189	** The ending of the cut scene is as [[BlackComedy funny in a dark sort of way]] as it is [[LaserGuidedKarma cathartic]] to this earlier version of Woody, as he turned out to be an unlikeable {{Jerkass}} who deliberately threw Buzz out the window with no remorse, resulting in the rest of Andy’s toys turning on him.
190	-->'''Slinky:''' ''(as Andy's toys are about to throw Woody off the bed)'' Stop! Don't throw him off the bed!\
191	'''Woody:''' [[HopeSpot Yeah!]]\
192	'''Slinky:''' ''(opens the blinds)'' [[BaitAndSwitch THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW]], [[TheDogBitesBack LIKE HE DID TO BUZZ!]]
193	* The deleted scene "Sid’s Comeuppance". It’s basically an alternate take of the toys scaring Sid straight where Woody [[RefugeInAudacity doesn’t even bother with the masquerade]]. Watch it [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WsrnbMy_7nM here]] for the full effect.
194	-->'''Woody:''' (high-pitched) [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Geppetto, look! I'm a real boy!]]
195	** In [[https://youtu.be/MW7AUl8sEkA?si=0vutUTQAVGJnWZYR&t=668 another deleted scene]], Woody starts to tell Buzz that there's a problem Buzz needs to solve, as part of a ploy to trick Buzz into spending the night in Molly's crib. Before Woody can fully explain, Buzz looks out the window, sees that it's the middle of the night, and comes to the inexplicable conclusion that the problem is that the Sun has been stolen. Buzz proceeds to launch into an utterly priceless hysterical tirade:
196	--->'''Buzz''': '''THE SUN! THE SUN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!! [[MotorMouth CHILDREN CAN'T PLAY YOU'LL NEVER GET UP IN THE MORNING NO MORE BREAKFAST!!]] THE SUN IS GONE-'''\
197	'''Woody''': (''thoroughly put out'') BUZZ!! '''BUZZ!!''' The sun being gone is not the problem! Buzz, it's '''NIGHTTIME!!'''\
198	'''Buzz''': (''{{beat}}'') ...I see.

Context Funny / ToyStory1