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1	* In Bolivia (level 1):
2	--> '''Alister:''' The video is going to make me sick if you keep on swinging, Lara.\
3	'''Lara:''' Look away from the screen, then.
4	* In Peru (level 2):
5	--> '''Zip:''' So the shaman would be Merlin and the staff would be whatever the hell Arthur's sword was called.\
6	'''Alister:''' It's called coincidence.\
7	'''Zip:''' Huh. Funny name for a sword.
8	* In Tokyo (level 3), after Lara blows up a canister which allows her roof access:
9	-->'''Zip:''' Nishimura is gonna bill you for that.
10	-->'''Lara:''' It's not a party until something gets broken.
11	** Later, when Lara finally reaches Takamoto.
12	--->'''Takamoto:''' You have disrespected me. You have broken into my house... you have killed my men.
13	--->'''Lara:''' I've simplified your payroll, and now if you don't mind, I'll streamline your inventory.
14	** After Nishimura comes by to pick Lara up in a helicopter:
15	--->'''Lara:''' Thank you, Nishimura-san! I'm very relieved to find you here!
16	--->'''Nishimura:''' I am relieving myself too.
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18	* In Ghana (level 4), after shooting a pillar which causes the gears to start moving again:
19	--> '''Zip:''' You got your wish; the place is a death trap.\
20	'''Lara:''' It needed a woman's touch.
21	** Later, after the flowing water activates the second gear:
22	--> '''Lara:''' Ah, that's much better.\
23	'''Zip:''' You know, you scare me.
24	* At the start of England (level 6):
25	--> '''Zip:''' Hey, now that the power's on, maybe you can go back and pull out Excalibur.\
26	'''Alister:''' It's not Excalibur! The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur were two different bloody swords. Arthur got Excalibur after the Sword in the Stone broke in his battle with Pellinore. Oh, good grief, nobody gets it straight.\
27	'''Zip:''' That's because nobody cares.\
28	'''Lara:''' Boys...\
29	'''Zip:''' Sorry.
30	** When Lara is underwater:
31	--> '''Zip:''' Probably won't be able to hear each other too well when you're underwater, though.\
32	'''Lara:''' [[DeadpanSnarker There is a God.]]\
33	'''Zip:''' Hey, I heard that.
34	* At the beginning of the Nepal level, Alister warns Lara to be careful climbing across the ledges:
35	--> '''Lara:''' I ''have'' done this before, you know.
36	** In the ice caves:
37	--> '''Zip:''' This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.
38	** After Lara does some acrobatics over bottomless pits:
39	--> '''Alister:''' Good grief, I can't look anymore!\

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