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** After Nishimura comes by to pick Lara up in a helicopter:
--->'''Lara:''' Thank you, Nishimura-san! I'm very relieved to find you here!
--->'''Nishimura:''' I am relieving myself too.
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--> '''Zip:''' Probably won't be able to hear each other too well when you're underwater though.\\

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--> '''Zip:''' Probably won't be able to hear each other too well when you're underwater underwater, though.\\
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--> '''Alister''': The video is going to make me sick if you keep on swinging, Lara.\\
'''Lara''': Look away from the screen, then.

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--> '''Alister''': '''Alister:''' The video is going to make me sick if you keep on swinging, Lara.\\
'''Lara''': '''Lara:''' Look away from the screen, then.



--> '''Zip''': So the shaman would be Merlin and the staff would be whatever the hell Arthur's sword was called.\\
'''Alister''': It's called coincidence.\\
'''Zip''': Huh. Funny name for a sword.

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--> '''Zip''': '''Zip:''' So the shaman would be Merlin and the staff would be whatever the hell Arthur's sword was called.\\
'''Alister''': '''Alister:''' It's called coincidence.\\
'''Zip''': '''Zip:''' Huh. Funny name for a sword.



-->'''Lara''': It's not a party until something gets broken.

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-->'''Lara''': -->'''Lara:''' It's not a party until something gets broken.



--> '''Zip''': You got your wish; the place is a death trap.\\
'''Lara''': It needed a woman's touch.

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--> '''Zip''': '''Zip:''' You got your wish; the place is a death trap.\\
'''Lara''': '''Lara:''' It needed a woman's touch.



--> '''Lara''': Ah, that's much better.\\
'''Zip''': You know, you scare me.

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--> '''Lara''': '''Lara:''' Ah, that's much better.\\
'''Zip''': '''Zip:''' You know, you scare me.



--> '''Zip''': Hey, now that the power's on, maybe you can go back and pull out Excalibur.\\
'''Alister''': It's not Excalibur! The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur were two different bloody swords. Arthur got Excalibur after the Sword in the Stone broke in his battle with Pellinore. Oh, good grief, nobody gets it straight.\\
'''Zip''': That's because nobody cares.\\
'''Lara''': Boys...\\
'''Zip''': Sorry.

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--> '''Zip''': '''Zip:''' Hey, now that the power's on, maybe you can go back and pull out Excalibur.\\
'''Alister''': '''Alister:''' It's not Excalibur! The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur were two different bloody swords. Arthur got Excalibur after the Sword in the Stone broke in his battle with Pellinore. Oh, good grief, nobody gets it straight.\\
'''Zip''': '''Zip:''' That's because nobody cares.\\
'''Lara''': '''Lara:''' Boys...\\
'''Zip''': '''Zip:''' Sorry.



--> '''Zip''': Probably won't be able to hear each other too well when you're underwater though.\\
'''Lara''': [[DeadpanSnarker There is a God.]]\\
'''Zip''': Hey, I heard that.

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--> '''Zip''': '''Zip:''' Probably won't be able to hear each other too well when you're underwater though.\\
'''Lara''': '''Lara:''' [[DeadpanSnarker There is a God.]]\\
'''Zip''': '''Zip:''' Hey, I heard that.



--> '''Lara''': I ''have'' done this before, you know.

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--> '''Lara''': '''Lara:''' I ''have'' done this before, you know.



--> '''Zip''': This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.

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--> '''Zip''': '''Zip:''' This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.



--> '''Alister''': I can't look anymore.\\
'''Zip''': You say that, but you keep on lookin'.

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--> '''Alister''': '''Alister:''' Good grief, I can't look anymore.\\
'''Zip''':
anymore!\\
'''Zip:'''
You say that, but you keep on lookin'.
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-->'''Zip:''' Nishimura's gonna bill you for that.

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-->'''Zip:''' Nishimura's Nishimura is gonna bill you for that.
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--->'''Takamoto:''' You have disrespected me. You hsve broken into my house... you have killed my men.

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--->'''Takamoto:''' You have disrespected me. You hsve have broken into my house... you have killed my men.

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--> '''Lara''': It's not a party until something gets broken.

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--> '''Lara''': -->'''Zip:''' Nishimura's gonna bill you for that.
-->'''Lara''':
It's not a party until something gets broken.broken.
** Later, when Lara finally reaches Takamoto.
--->'''Takamoto:''' You have disrespected me. You hsve broken into my house... you have killed my men.
--->'''Lara:''' I've simplified your payroll, and now if you don't mind, I'll streamline your inventory.
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'''Alister''': It's not Excailbur! The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur were two different bloody swords. Arthur got Excalibur after the Sword in his battle with Pellinore. Oh, good grief, nobody gets it straight.\\

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'''Alister''': It's not Excailbur! Excalibur! The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur were two different bloody swords. Arthur got Excalibur after the Sword in the Stone broke in his battle with Pellinore. Oh, good grief, nobody gets it straight.\\
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* In Mexico (level 2):
--> '''Zip''': The shaman's staff would be whatever the hell Arthur's sword was called.\\

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* In Mexico Peru (level 2):
--> '''Zip''': The shaman's So the shaman would be Merlin and the staff would be whatever the hell Arthur's sword was called.\\
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--> '''Zip''': This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.

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--> '''Zip''': This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.lives.
** After Lara does some acrobatics over bottomless pits:
--> '''Alister''': I can't look anymore.\\
'''Zip''': You say that, but you keep on lookin'.

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* In level 1:

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* In level 1:Bolivia (level 1):



* In Mexico (level 2):
--> '''Zip''': The shaman's staff would be whatever the hell Arthur's sword was called.\\
'''Alister''': It's called coincidence.\\
'''Zip''': Huh. Funny name for a sword.



* In Ghana (level 4), after shooting a pillar which causes the gears to start moving again:
--> '''Zip''': You got your wish; the place is a death trap.\\
'''Lara''': It needed a woman's touch.
** Later, after the flowing water activates the second gear:
--> '''Lara''': Ah, that's much better.\\
'''Zip''': You know, you scare me.



--> '''Lara''': I ''have'' done this before, you know.

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--> '''Lara''': I ''have'' done this before, you know.know.
** In the ice caves:
--> '''Zip''': This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.
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'''Zip''': Hey, I heard that.

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'''Zip''': Hey, I heard that.that.
* At the beginning of the Nepal level, Alister warns Lara to be careful climbing across the ledges:
--> '''Lara''': I ''have'' done this before, you know.
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--> '''Lara''': It's not a party until something gets broken.

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--> '''Lara''': It's not a party until something gets broken.broken.
* At the start of England (level 6):
--> '''Zip''': Hey, now that the power's on, maybe you can go back and pull out Excalibur.\\
'''Alister''': It's not Excailbur! The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur were two different bloody swords. Arthur got Excalibur after the Sword in his battle with Pellinore. Oh, good grief, nobody gets it straight.\\
'''Zip''': That's because nobody cares.\\
'''Lara''': Boys...\\
'''Zip''': Sorry.
** When Lara is underwater:
--> '''Zip''': Probably won't be able to hear each other too well when you're underwater though.\\
'''Lara''': [[DeadpanSnarker There is a God.]]\\
'''Zip''': Hey, I heard that.
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* In level 1:
--> '''Alister''': The video is going to make me sick if you keep on swinging, Lara.\\
'''Lara''': Look away from the screen, then.
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* In Tokyo (level 3), after Lara blows up a canister which allows her roof access:
--> '''Lara''': It's not a party until something gets broken.

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