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1	!!Funny moments in ''Fanfic/StarfleetRedone'':
2	* Apparently, the ride from the Grand Ruler's palace to Diamond Village was too long a wait for Lightning Dawn.
3	-->'''Crystal:''' Lightning, that was a ten minute descent! It shouldn't have been ''that'' long of a wait.\
4	'''Lightning:''' Easy for you to say! At least you can fly anywhere you want.
5	* When Lightning and Crystal go to find Garter Variety, they approach a phoenix flower...which immediately com-busts in their faces. [[OhCrap The two proceed to panic]] until Garter shows up.
6	* [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Colin]] discussing [[LukeIMightBeYourFather whether Lightning and the Grand Ruler could be related]].
7	-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Percy]]:''' That theory is about as half-baked as the other two dozen you came up with this week.
8	* [[LargeHam Hocus Pocus]] makes his grand, dramatic entrance to the group. Unfortunately, Lightning and Crystal are the only ones who haven't SeenItAll.
9	* When the Grand Ruler is taking out a group of bandits, he takes them all out until their leader is the only one left. He starts darting around at incredibly fast speeds before darting towards him...to which [[AntiClimax the Grand Ruler just grabs his head, leaving him flailing about]].
10	-->''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech If your mouth didn't give you away, then your lacking the element of surprise would have. Even a newborn foal would have been able to react fast enough.]]''
11	* After the fight against Nadir, Crystal ends up exhausted from using so much magic. After a few hours of rest at Mary Aide's hospital, she's already back to her perky self.
12	--> '''Mary:''' She's been resting in the best bed we could find for her; she should be up and raring to go in a few more minutes.\
13	''Crystal just flies right to Lightning.''\
14	'''Crystal:''' So, when're we ready to go?\
15	'''Mary:''' Make that a few more seconds.
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17	!!Meta:
18	* When Mykan found out about this fic, he made a comment on it, stating, "People like you (Low-lives/mockers of the net) seem to attract me like metal to a magnet. I give you this one warning: don't push your luck." This is in spite of the fact that this is meant to make the characters ''more'' likable. Cute, no?
19	** Legendbringer of [[Fanfic/FallOfStarfleetRebirthOfFriendship [=FoS=] fame]], on the other hand, responded quite favorably. Especially on the subject of [[GenderFlip Percy]].
20	--->"[[TheScrappy Rhymey]], is a mare...Rhymey is a...he's a...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny HAHAHA!!!!]]"

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