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1	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYzAEjXyCMs The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game.]] It all starts with Father Pat accusing Jackie of traveling.
2	-->'''Pat:''' ''refereeing'' Traveling!
3	-->'''Jackie:''' No, no, no, no! One and a half step!
4	-->'''Pat:''' C'mon, Jackie, you walked.
5	-->'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[DisproportionateRetribution I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]!
6	-->'''Pat:''' ''blows whistle again'' You're gone, Jackie Moon!
7	-->'''Jackie:''' What did I say?!
8	-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
9	-->'''Jackie:''' ''grabs the ball from Pat and punts it into the stands''
10	-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' ...And one lucky fan will go home with the game ball.
11	-->'''Jackie:''' That's your head next time.
12	-->'''Pat:''' You're a big baby, Jackie.
13	-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' Jackie Moon and the referee really going at it here.
14	-->'''Jackie:''' I didn't say anything!
15	-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
16	-->'''Jackie:''' I barely raised my voice!
17	-->'''Pat:''' I should call your mother!
18	-->'''Jackie:''' You'll need a phone to Heaven to do that!
19	-->'''Pat:''' Maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven.
20	-->'''''dismayed murmuring from the announcers'''''
21	-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.
22	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfqG3OtUuc SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!]]
23	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] Cornelius calls Lou a jive turkey, which Jackie tries to walk back... by insisting that Cornelius called Lou a ''cocksucker'' instead. Things only escalate from there.
24	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHulRDk__ko "I wish you were still a washing machine!"]]
25	** "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"
26	* Jackie's corn dog promotion, especially considering that he's well aware he doesn't even have corn dogs.
27	-->'''Jackie:''' Goddamn it, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!

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