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** "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"

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** "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"jejunum?"
* Jackie's corn dog promotion, especially considering that he's well aware he doesn't even have corn dogs.
-->'''Jackie:''' Goddamn it, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!
-->'''Pat:''' Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs for all these people!

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] Cornelius calls Lou a jive turkey, which Jackie tries to walk back... by insisting that Cornelius called Lou a ''cocksucker'' instead.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] Cornelius calls Lou a jive turkey, which Jackie tries to walk back... by insisting that Cornelius called Lou a ''cocksucker'' instead. Things only escalate from there.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHulRDk__ko "I wish you were still a washing machine!"]]
** "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"
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-->'''Lou Redwood:''' ...And one lucky fan will go home with the game ball.

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-->'''Lou Redwood:''' ...-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' ...And one lucky fan will go home with the game ball.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] "Cocksucker" is apparently a milder insult than "jive turkey."

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] "Cocksucker" is apparently Cornelius calls Lou a milder insult than "jive turkey."jive turkey, which Jackie tries to walk back... by insisting that Cornelius called Lou a ''cocksucker'' instead.

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* The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
-->'''Pat:''' ''(refereeing)'' Foul!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? [[BlatantLies I didn't even touch him]]!
-->'''Pat:''' I know what I saw. Foul!

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYzAEjXyCMs The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. game.]] It all starts with Father Pat accusing Jackie kicking an opponent.
of traveling.
-->'''Pat:''' ''(refereeing)'' Foul!
''*refereeing*'' Traveling!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? [[BlatantLies I didn't even touch him]]!
No, no, no, no! One and a half step!
-->'''Pat:''' I know what I saw. Foul!C'mon, Jackie, you walked.



-->'''Pat:''' ''(blows whistle again)'' You're out!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? What'd I say?

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-->'''Pat:''' ''(blows ''*blows whistle again)'' again*'' You're out!
gone, Jackie Moon!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? What'd What did I say?say?!



-->'''Jackie:''' What's the big deal? What's the problem?
-->'''Pat:''' Don't make me call your mother.
-->'''Jackie:''' Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven.
-->'''''(dead silence)'''''
-->''' Lou Redwood:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.

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-->'''Jackie:''' What's ''*grabs the big deal? What's ball from Pat and punts it into the problem?
-->'''Pat:''' Don't make me call your mother.
stands*''
-->'''Lou Redwood:''' ...And one lucky fan will go home with the game ball.
-->'''Jackie:''' Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
That's your head next time.
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe You're a big baby, Jackie.
-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' Jackie Moon and the referee really going at it here.
-->'''Jackie:''' I didn't say anything!
-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
-->'''Jackie:''' I barely raised my voice!
-->'''Pat:''' I should call your mother!
-->'''Jackie:''' You'll need a phone to Heaven to do that!
-->'''Pat:''' Maybe
your mom didn't go to Heaven.
-->'''''(dead silence)'''''
-->''' Lou Redwood:'''
-->'''''*dismayed murmuring from the announcers*'''''
-->'''Dick Pepperfield:'''
And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.people.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfqG3OtUuc SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] "Cocksucker" is apparently a milder insult than "jive turkey."
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
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-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.

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-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe you your mom didn't go to Heaven.



-->'''Announcer:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.

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-->'''Announcer:''' -->''' Lou Redwood:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.
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-->'''Announcer:''' And it a appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people.

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-->'''Announcer:''' And it a appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by Father Pat, ''Father Pat'', of all people.
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
-->'''Pat:''' ''(refereeing)'' Foul!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? [[BlatantLies I didn't even touch him]]!
-->'''Pat:''' I know what I saw. Foul!
-->'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[DisproportionateRetribution I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]!
-->'''Pat:''' ''(blows whistle again)'' You're out!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? What'd I say?
-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
-->'''Jackie:''' What's the big deal? What's the problem?
-->'''Pat:''' Don't make me call your mother.
-->'''Jackie:''' Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.
-->'''''(dead silence)'''''
-->'''Announcer:''' And it a appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people.

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