1 | * The reason Blank got a price on his head. |
2 | -->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these ''idiots'' were flushing ''game'' with sticks of ''dynamite!'' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]] |
3 | * StrangeMindsThinkAlike: |
4 | -->'''Martin Blank''': It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life.\ |
5 | '''Grocer''': That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life. |
6 | * Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette, as well as smashing the side of the computer with a mallet. |
7 | * Dr. Oatman responding to Martin's last call by smashing the shit out of his answering machine in front of a client. |
8 | * "You can't go home again, Oatman ''[as his former house is now an [[BlandNameProduct Ulti-mart]]]'', but I guess you can shop there..." |
9 | * Marcella's verdict on her own high school reunion: |
10 | -->'''Marcella''': It was just as if everyone had swelled. |
11 | * The distant singing when Martin's nemesis enters the house. |
12 | --> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn! |
13 | ** Grocer's distant monologuing the entire time Martin is [[CasualDangerDialogue calmly conversing with his lady friend]], actually. |
14 | --> '''Grocer''': ...You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA! |
15 | * Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is. |
16 | * "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater." |
17 | * "Popcorn!" ''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)'' |
18 | * Debi shooting blindly at Martin from the tub before she realizes it's him, and Martin proposing. |
19 | ** Made even better with the final lines of the scene: |
20 | --> '''Martin''': I want you to think about this, and you don't have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me? |
21 | --> [''Debi has a shocked look on her face from the proposal. Bart, her father, pops up from behind her in the tub.''] |
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