Line #41 Funny/BloodOnTheHandsOfAHealer


1	!!Chapter 1:
2	* [[IronButtMonkey Emu Hojo]] meeting [[FishOutOfWater Selesia Yupitilia]]. It goes about as well as the meeting with the latter in ''[=Re:CREATORS=]'' canon.
3	--> '''Emu:''' So uhh...does coffee sound good for you?
4	* When the MUP arrives at Emu's residence, his first reaction? Him bitching about how Selesia messing up his window and how much it's too late for MUP's welcome speech.
5	** It gets even funnier when [[TheHeavy MUP]] ''[[NotSoAboveItAll goes along with it]]'', resulting in this exchange of WittyBanter:
6	---> '''Emu:''' Y'know, it's too late for any welcoming speeches, young lady. I welcomed her first, and what was that again? 'The Horrific World of the Gods of Pleasure'? Seriously, you really got the knack to have that kind of point of view. Now, where did you get that from? Poem sheet? Library? And don't say that you got the 'pleasure' part from Literature/KamaSutra.\
7	'''Selesia:''' What in the world are you even talking about?\
8	'''MUP:''' Ahahaha! Such a mouthful babble from YOU of all people. You sure had lots of things inside that huge brain of yours, aren't you now...[[WhamLine Emu Hojo?]]\
9	'''Emu:''' Y-you know my name? Oh... don't tell me you were one of the stalkers that my Social Hub warned about!\
10	'''Selesia:''' [[StraightMan Seriously, are you incapable of just paying attention to the matter at hand!?]]\
11	'''MUP:''' Shall I tell your new friend about what you hide in your browser history? Or maybe even...under your bed?\
12	'''Emu:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF WHAT I HAVE!]] [[BlatantLies B-but it's not like I have something that actually important there, I can tell you that much. Hehe...]]
13	* "[[SkewedPriorities Not in my apartment!]]"
14	* There's Emu's first transformation into his Level 1 form in front of the Creations for the very first time. [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe The reaction from Selesia is as expected]].
15	--> '''Selesia:''' Wha-what on earth is that!?\
16	'''Emu:''' I'm Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. Something wrong?\
17	'''Selesia:''' [[LethalJokeCharacter It's your armor! All that spectacle, and you're actually a clown-suit wearer!?]] [[UnderestimatingBadassery How do you even expect to survive in a situation like this!?]]\
18	'''Emu:''' This is not a clown-suit! [[TechnoBabble This is an over-the-top full body armor that can amplify the strength of weaponized games!]] Heck, I dare to say that this is military-grade!\
19	'''Selesia:''' Military grade!? [[CassandraTruth What kind of nonsense is that!?]] How do you even move around with something so...so...[[{{Acrofatic}} so chubby!]]
20	** Meanwhile, MUP is laughing her ass off mid-air at the sight of Level 1.
21	* Then when Emu uses the Mighty Brothers XX Gashat to transform into Level X...
22	--> '''Selesia:''' Ueeehhh? Another clown-suit?\
23	'''Emu:''' UPGRADED clown-suit, thank you very much.
24	!!Chapter 2:
25	* The chapter opens up Emu going to Hiiro's house and explaining the new situation at hand and Hiiro just being [[TheComicallySerious Hiiro]] towards this:
26	--> '''Hiiro:''' Okay, just…what do cosplayers have anything to do with the particular annoyance you are posing today?
27	* The karaage scene from canon is even funnier here: when Meteora asks for money from Emu, the latter just turns to Hiiro, who proceeds to grumble about "handling a bunch of kindergartens".
28	** And then there's this exchange:
29	---> '''Selesia:''' Isn't it too early for cake?\
30	'''Hiiro:''' First of all, I'm paying for all of this, so you don't get to judge my eating habits. Secondly, I have a constant schedule full of patients that need curing, and so requires the right amount of sugar levels for me to keep up. Thirdly, and most importantly...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking it is NEVER too early for cake.]]
31	* [[PluckyGirl Nico's]] first meeting with [[GenkiGirl Magane]] [[HamToHamCombat is GOLDEN]]:
32	--> '''Nico:''' [[IncomingHam I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD PAY FOR IT!]]
33	** And while Nico is apologizing for "her friend's" behavior before dragging her out of the store, Magane has a ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness genuine]]'' "WTF is going on look" the whole time while this is all happening. The shopkeeper's last line simply sells the while thing:
34	---> '''Shopkeeper:''' [[{{Irony}} Young kids, these days…they should all just behave well like that little gamer.]]
35	** When Magane suggests to [[SchmuckBait open the book from the manga she is from]], Nico [[ShutUpHannibal literally throws it at her face.]] Cue EvilLaugh from the former.
36	---> '''Magane:''' Oh, aren't you just ''precious!'' You are going to be SO MUCH fun to play with! What's your name girl-who-I-have-decided-to-make-my-official-playmate?
37	* After finishing off Aranbura with swords, Brave gets the idea of using ''two scalpels at once in the same way for surgery''!
38	!!Chapter 3:
39	* While explaining the current situation to Matsubara, Emu quotes WebVideo/GameTheory. Not a surprise from the resident KingOfGames himself. ''[[TheStoic Hiiro]]'' finishing the quote? Utterly priceless!
40	--> '''Emu:''' Thank you for your corporation. And with the power of human mind, we can create even the most impossible things! To the Creations, WE are their alpha and their omega. Only by the power of human imagination we can defeat the rogue Creations and Bugsters at the same time! Two birds with one stone! Whoop! But hey! That's just a theory! A-"\
41	'''Hiiro:''' Game theory. Yes, yes, we get it, Intern. Your game fanaticism says a lot of you.\
42	'''Emu:''' Aww, but I always wanna say that!
43	* After an extremely tense double-battle, the chapter ends with this gem:
44	--> '''Hiiro:''' You will call me Lord Brave, mongrel.
45	--> '''Taiga:''' Screw you!
46	!!Chapter 4:
47	* Magane nonchalantly admitting she killed her Creator which sends Nico hiding behind Meteora while begging Magane not to talk as if that's what she did in her last holiday.
48	* Emu and Nico getting into a whining/yelling match involving Emu wanting Nico to join them and Nico refusing she's outta here and slamming the door and then later having bad dreams showing it got through to her.

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