Line #171 Funny/Pyrocynical


1	!!In general
2	* Pyro's BerserkButton towards the royalty-free ukulele music that many people on [=YouTube=] use.
3	** Then, someone sent him a video of them strumming a ukulele.
4	* The disturbed sigh of the father of a car enthusiast.
5	* Whenever Music/LinkinPark's "Crawling" is played.
6	* When Pyro laughs at something, which sounds like he's violently gagging.
7	* The sound of Pyro [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walking out of the room]], followed a door slam.
8	* Any time Pyro mocks ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' and ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'', and the users that play them.
9	* The GallowsHumor about murdering and suicide, especially when it comes to Let's Play specials.
10	* The constant abuse of stock sound effects and audio distortion.
11	* Whenever he [[{{Angrish}} finds]] memes that specifically bullies him.
12	* "all in le head"
13
14	!!Specific moments
15	* "Straight-up lava."
16	* During a video about the tension between WebVideo/H3H3Productions and [=SoFlo=] Antonio, Pyro draws attention to [=SoFlo=] saying "Ya boy, Ethan."
17	-->'''Pyrocynical:''' Did anyone else feel a level of cringe?
18	** Then he replays the moment slowed down.
19	* Pyro stating that Olaf from ''{{WesternAnimation/Frozen\|2013}}'' is gay for saying that he enjoys hugs, and calling the snowwoman a slut of allowing Olaf to hug her if he sings the alphabet.
20	* ''CONDOM CHALLENGE''...
21	** When a [=YouTuber=] goes to do the condom challenge, this happens:
22	--->'''Pyrocynical:''' ''[gags]'' The royalty-free ukulele...!! ''[wheezes in the background]''
23	*** Let's not forget:
24	--->'''Pyrocynical:''' I just fucking HATE ''THAT '''UKULELE!!!'''''
25	** The counter Pyro uses for the amount of people that have probably died from doing the challenge, during a montage of filmed people taking part in it.
26	* Pyro's reason for making his VideoGame/{{Hitman}} character strangle a woman in the street.
27	-->'''Pyrocynical:''' Sorry, lady. I have to choke you out. I've seen better facial animation on ''Kinectimals''.
28	** In the same video, the montage of the character (disguised as a vicar) throwing scissors into people's faces.
29	* The [=YouTube=] (most of them children) users that appear in Pyro's videos about the critics.
30	** "[[MemeticMutation Don't call me fat, 'cause you' fat too]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]."
31	* Pyro mocking the overly-long titles that [=SoFlo=] Antonio uses for his videos.
32	* Pyro's university degree, certifying him as "faggot".
33	* The SoundtrackDissonance from the royalty-free music, which Pyro briefly plays over a Hitler rally.
34	* ''MINECRAFT SCHOOL SHOOTING''...
35	** Pyro's mimicry of Comedy Shorts Gamer's intro.
36	--->''"HEY GUYS, COMEDY SHORTS GAMER HERE! (Off-mic) AM I LOUD ENOUGH?!"''
37	** Pyro's comment about the weird appearance of Principal Ethan in the video.
38	--->'''Bertgasm:''' Oh, hi, Principal Ethan... is everything okay?\
39	'''Pyrocynical:''' ''[imitating Principal Ethan]'' "The totally DEAD look in my face shows that everything's okay."
40	** "Bertgasm... '''''[[HehHehYouSaidX LOL!!!]] [[DontExplainTheJoke "ORGASM"!!]]'''''"
41	* {{Music/Jacob Sartorius}}' music promo for Sweatshirt...
42	** When the class laugh at Jacob getting caught by their teacher, Pyro notes on the SpecialEffectsFailure of the scene by zooming in on a bored-looking student sitting behind Jacob in the background, despite the sound effect still playing.
43	** Pyro pointing out the JumpCut of Jacob walking past a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent boy in the school corridors getting bullied by two bigger students]], assuming that it was just put in there to [[ShownTheirWork make the school setting realistic]].
44	* The ''Literature/HarryPotter'' parody video starring Harry and Dobby the house-elf.
45	** "Basically, the ''Harry Potter'' films, if they were made in 1860."
46	** This:
47	--->'''Pyrocynical:''' Can we just give Actor of the Year to Dobby? No-no -- Actor of the Decade!
48	** Pyro noting the people in the background during Harry and Dobby's fight.
49	** "As Harry Potter mourned the loss of his friend Dobby, Hermione phoned up Papa John to get some pizza."
50	** [[SpecialEffectsFailure Dobby himself]].
51	** The bad voice acting of the characters.
52	** "[[SarcasmMode The budget must've been amazing]]. ''[[DeadpanSnarker Easily]]'' 40 [[SpecialEffectsFailure million dollars]]."
53	** The RougeAnglesOfSatin subtitles.
54	--->'''Pyrocynical:''' I've seen better grammar between two VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} mods arguing with each other.
55	* Pyro's BriefAccentImitation during a terrorist prank by teenagers in London.
56	-->'''Pyrocynical:''' Allow it, cous'. Allow the ISIS attacks, cous'. Allow it, cous'. Allow it...
57	* In the sex simulation commercial, Pyro gets annoyed that all the virtual characters are slim and attractive women, snapping that there should be male characters, as well as ''Minecraft'' and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' characters for the horny 12 year old boys.
58	** Also, Pyro noticing how the technicians filmed don't seem to be working in a studio, instead it looks like they're just working in their bedrooms.
59	---> "No mum, I'm making virtual reality sex, it's gonna sell millions!"
60	** "When I pitched the idea to Google, they called me a sex offender and called security."
61	* During his "Buzzfeed has hit a new low" video, he constantly lampshades how the cast refers to men.
62	-->'''Pyrocynical''': "Them. Those men. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis How dare. Those men. With their]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis cock]]''. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And their]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis balls]]''. Sit on a train and open their le -- You're an eight year old boy? You manspread, you ''scum''."
63	* "Hello, internet, and welcome to "Behind the Meme". Today, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm gonna take an M16 out and kill seven people.]]"
64	* His video on glitches in VideoGame/Fallout4.
65	** "I spilled my coffee! THERE IS COFFEE ''EVERYWHERE-''".
66	** "TOUCHING WATER! ''TOUCHING WA-''".
67	** The parts of the video where he's too scared to move because he might crash his game.
68	* From "Thicc Souls":
69	** "I may or may not have alerted every single enemy in VideoGame/DarkSouls3."
70	** Pyro states he's learned a [[PlayerVersusPlayer PvP]] technique called the backstep, tries to demonstrate it, and falls off a cliff.
71	---> '''Pyro:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well it killed something, didn't it?]]
72	At one point, he is summoned by "[[TheUnpronounceable Skull K*ht]]" to help in the boss fight against [[DumbMuscle Lorian]] and [[SquishyWizard Lothric]]. Pyro doesn't join the fight at first, [[TheLoad instead opting to sit out and let his host battle the boss alone]].
73	--->(Skull starts running towards Pyro, who is in the corner of the boss arena)\
74	'''Pyro:''' No, no, you retard, you're gonna bring him over to me!\
75	(Lorian attacks Pyro, forcing him to start fighting)\
76	'''Pyro:''' Look what you done! YOU DONE FUCKED IT-!
77	** Pyro dubs the [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Abyss Watchers]] "Website/YouTube Commentators" [[TakeThat because they're more concerned with fighting each other than the player]]. Then he says that in the second phase, all the Commentators' hate pools into one ultimate Commentator, whose one desire is to kill LetsPlay/PewDiePie.
78	* His collabs with [[https://www.youtube.com/user/SquishySunset/featured Hyojin]], in which they played VideoGame/ClubPenguin and Club Penguin Island:
79	** When signing up a name for his account, Pyro gets suggested with the name "incel831".
80	** "Where is my son."
81	** This:
82	--->'''Captain Rockhopper:''' I'm Captain Rockhopper!\
83	'''Pyro:''' Elusive rock cock.
84	** When Pyro launches himself out from Rockhopper's ship, it cuts into a zoom in to his penguin avatar fying in a monochrome tone and a cutout of {{WesternAnimation/Pingu}} with an upset face, while "Piano Man" by Billy Joel plays, along with this caption:
85	---> "Have you seen this penguin? last seen fucking dying tbh"
86	** Hyojin gets banned for saying that she would like some pussy, prompting Pyro to wail "Oh my God, Hyojin!" in despair.
87	** Hyojin desperately trying and failing to throw snowballs at Pyro.
88	*** And also her terrible puns and [[LamePunReaction Pyro's reaction]] towards them.
89	** "You're roasting me, but you're the one playing Club Penguin!"
90	** TheStinger, where Pyro uninstalls Club Penguin Island set to a Music/KidzBop cover of [[{{Music/Evanescence}} Bring Me to Life]].
91	*** And what was the reason he left and uninstalled the game? Hyojin remarked on how she wanted to make bread out of her [[{{Squick}} vaginal yeast.]]
92	* From his video on VideoGame/DarkSouls Remastered:
93	** His "fight" against Havel:
94	--->'''Pyro:''' This Havel guy, everyone's saying he's hard, he doesn't even care!\
95	(SmashCut to "YOU DIED" and Havel walking away)\
96	'''Pyro:''' [[BreakTheHaughty HE CARED. HE CARED A LOT.]]
97	*** "Ha! Havel the Rock? More like Havel the Dead!"
98	*** "Maneater Mildred? More like... VEGAN!"
99	*** "Sen's Fortress? [[ShapedLikeItself More like Sen's Fortress]]!"
100	** "If you have a sorcery build, you should be put to sleep."
101	** At one point, while traversing Darkroot Garden, he gets invaded by Forest Hunters (or "the fuckin' vegan covenant!"). He tries to join up with them, but isn't allowed to, [[ShootTheShaggyDog so he's forced to fight and dies screaming in rage]].
102	** Pyro's FlatWhat after Ceaseless Discharge insta-kills him with an attack.
103	---> '''Pyro:''' Whort.
104	** After gaining the "[[PlayingWithFire Epic Roast]]" pyromancy, he starts insulting enemies with a text-to-speech device before setting them on fire.
105	---> '''Text-to-Speech Device:''' Hollow? More like loser. You actually make VideoGame/DarkSouls2 [[TakeThat look good]]. The last time sorcery was a viable build was VideoGame/DemonsSouls.
106	* From ''Fat Cry 5''
107	** Pyro's monologue about how overpowered the shovels in the game are, set to opera music.
108	---> '''Pyro:''' May God have mercy on your enemies when you get ahold of the mighty shovel. If [[Literature/MobyDick Captain Ahab had weld a shovel against Moby Dick]], he would have perfectly skewered the beast, while simultaneously piercing the Sun.
109	** "I dealt with ComicBook/CaptainAmerica much like how he died in Infinity War. [[BlatantLies Shot by]] {{ComicBook/Thanos}} [[BlatantLies with a 44-scope Magnum]]."
110	** Pyro tries to talk to an NPC, but the NPC keeps running forwards, stopping his speech. Pyro eventually gets fed up and guns him down.
111	* "JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA MEMES"
112	** The entire sequence of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Kaz Miller's famous "Why are we still here?" speech]] set to various scenes from the Johnny Johnny videos, complete with Johnny getting a Venom Snake makeover.
113	** Pyro lashing out at [=PewDiePie=] for "stealing" content from him.
114	---> '''Pyro:''' Pyrocynical copies [=PewDiePie=]? [[CurseCutShort No, fu-]] (JumpCut) [=PewDiePie=] copies Pyrocynical? WebVideo/GameTheory? ''(Overlapping with Matpat saying his famous catchphrase) But that's just a gammmmeeeeeee... (voice slows down as a clip of Matpat screaming "I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!" plays on the background).''
115	** One of the Johnny Johnny videos has a ShoddyKnockoffProduct version of [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]], of all people, portraying as the father.
116	** Pyro gets bullied again in form of Johnny Johnny memes.
117	---> "I'm not- I'm not-! This is a Johnny Johnny video! Why, does this happens everytime?"
118	** "Are you ''razist?''".
119	** The fact that ''Creator/TommyWiseau'', of all people posted a video edit of Johnny Johnny using scenes from ''Film/TheRoom2003''.
120	** This exchange:
121	--->'''Papa:''' Johnny, Johnny.\
122	'''Johnny:''' ''(Who has been edited to look like he's been playing {{VideoGame/Fortnite}})'' Yes, Papa?\
123	'''Text-to-Speech voice:''' Playing Fortnite?\
124	'''Johnny:''' No papa. ''[[BerserkButton (Pyro's expression changes in an instant)]]''\
125	'''Pyro:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting LIAR!]]''''' If my kid is playing Fortnite, ''(Puts hand on chest)'' [[WouldHurtAChild I would throw him out a window!]] ''Disgusting!''
126	* "DESPACITO MEMES", just "DESPACITO MEMES". Highlights include;
127	** The gang's dissapointment upon finding a [[WebComic/CtrlAltDel Loss.jpg]]-themed Despacito meme.
128	** An offscreen Hyojin throws a pillow at Kwite and Pyro's direction... ''when there's a glass of water on the table'' that would've been spilled had Kwite didn't catch it.
129	--->'''Kingani:''' There's water on the table!\
130	'''Kwite:''' You got f-[[SoundEffectBleep bass]] [[SensoryAbuse boost]]-ing lucky!
131	** "Liberals owned Despacito style"
132	** [[SensoryAbuse The constant clapping and chair-screeching they make throughout the video.]]
133	--->'''[=BluesDank=]:''' We're gonna get f-[[SoundEffectBleep bass boost]]-ing noise complaints from e- ''(cuts off with laughter)''\
134	'''Pyro:''' Yeah, they're gonna think there's a shooting going on on the next house or something. ''(imitating a woman's voice)'' "Hello, police? I hear Despacito and lots of gunfire!"
135	** "It's official; Despacito will be renewed to a second season." ''(Cut to Kwite strangling Henry as he screams in agony, red filter included.)''
136	** The gang came across a ''VideoGame/CounterStrike''-themed meme. Pyro, who claimed to had seen the meme before, said that he had to do a Google search to check if it's true or not. Kingani on the other hand ''launched the actual game up'' to check.
137	*** This is followed by Kwite taking away Henry's beanie, making him scream in agony again.
138	* TIK TOK BAD BOYS
139	** Pyro comparing a video with the hashtag "military" with someone getting a kill in the Rust map in [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2 Modern Warfare 2]]. It gets better when one video shows a guy ''actually'' changes into military attire, which Pyro immediately compares it to someone who spawn camps with the lever-action shotgun in the same game.
140	---> "Pussy! ''Pussy!"''
141	** "Soy! Soy, ''soy, soy,'' '''''soy!"'''''
142	** "It's ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War!]]'' It's all connected, Thanos ''was a bad boy all along!'' I knew it, I knew it!"
143	** "I'm placing a hit on this man: One hundred thousand [[Platform/{{Roblox}} Robux]] ''(followed with a superimposed image of a Roblox head and the [[MemeticMutation "oof!" sound effect]])'' for anyone that [[UnusualEuphemism throws rotten fruit at him!"]]
144	** At one point one of the "bad boys" is revealed [[SamusIsAGirl to actually be a woman]], which Pyro finds amusement in and congratulates her on "promoting equality" by showing women can get in on garbage memes.
145	** During one particular "bad boys" video, Pyro found the guy on the video to be similar to his friend [=Elliot/ElBob=]. He ''immediately'' calls him to point this out.
146	---> '''Elliot:''' I love it, I love Musical.ly, I hate you. ''(hangs up)''
147	* The Dark Side of [=TikTok=]
148	** Pyro insinuating that everyone who is too young to remember watching ''Film/SpyKids'' is an "iPhone user", complete with a "cake" shitpost.
149	*** Even better, before that, one video shows two obese men doing a "nothing to live for" duet, in which Pyro compares them to the Human Thumbs.
150	** "Mr. "Psychokronik"? Mr. ''Soy!''" ''(the word "soy" is superimposed into Psychokronik's handle)''
151	** Pyro's reaction to seeing a middle-aged man doing a ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' dance not once, not twice, but three times:
152	---> "There's at least...''one million'' people on Earth...and so many of these people are just the same guy!"
153	** And then of course you have Pyro [[https://youtu.be/VqLOHT8vMvs?t=738 creating his own response to a "nothing to live for" duet]].
154	* His [[{{Angrish}} increasingly hilarious tantrums]] he throws every time he sees a meme clowning on him in "MOTH LAMP MEMES". One particular reaction is him ''running to his bed and jumping on it like an angry child.''
155	** One Bongo Cat meme has the titular cat [[RunningGag falling off from a wheelchair]]... which promptly sends Pyro into a quiet but meaningful fit.
156	* In "These Youtubers Are "Dying"", Pyro plays an off-key saxophone, squatting on top of his bed during the part where Thomas (one of the hosts of the [=XtremeGamez=] channel) sings a song for his apparently "dying" brother, Johnny.
157	--> "What the hell was that?"
158	* Pyro, along with Dolan Dark and Hyojin (and later Ramsker, Root, and Kwite in the second video) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HILinsd-_hs took a stab]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvVn3HM2pc on commissioning]] Fiverr and Cameo videos, highlights on the first video include:
159	** The gang discovers a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' builder that "would build anything [for them] for under one hour". The gang then ''requested him to build a giant letter L made out of diamond blocks,'' apparently for Pyro so he can send it to [[RunningGag his father, who's in prison.]] The kicker is ''[[SeriousBusiness the builder actually accepted the request and]] [[ExactWords literally made that giant L.]]'' Not only that, but the giant L in question '''''[[https://imgur.com/a/a3Xopu0 is done with great quality, when all that was expected was a 2-block high structure.]]''''' Their reactions are safe to say, priceless.
160	** Making Jesus say the 250k subs copypasta from Pyro's said milestone video.
161	** Requesting Road Rash, a "famous American alcohol biker" who does roasts "from mild to wild", to roast Ninja. Unfortunately, they were disappointed on what the roast [[BigStupidDooDooHead was like]] later on.
162	** Second video's highlights include:
163	*** Pyro mistaking Bijuu Mike[[note]]You may know him from his ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'' playthroughs[[/note]] for WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}} because of his green hair.
164	*** Pyro insisting that every [=YouTuber=] he commissions has to do a "fat dab".
165	*** The four came across Music/SouljaBoy on Cameo. They were all excited to commission him, only to find out he was unavailable because (according to Pyro) he was busy in Dubai. Cut to a clip of him in said location, but with his voice distorted.
166	* Pyro [[https://youtu.be/SzT2fBVJdrs?t=245 struggling to watch]] Creator/JustinRoiland, Logic and Ninja stream ''VideoGame/Fallout76'':
167	---> "This is painful to watch. My wife left me, and that was more entertaining than this."
168	* After months of trying to get his attention, Pyro ''finally managed to convince Music/KanyeWest [[https://twitter.com/PyrocynicalTV/status/1059103377441914880 to follow him on Twitter]]''. And the first thing he asked him afterwards?
169	---> "play fortnite with me kanye"
170	* His recent ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' review gave us WebVideo/JonTron vibes, and is loaded with moments to boot.
171	** Pyro waking up declaring it's December 25th, while his alarm clock displays [[ScheduleSlip January 26th.]]
172	** Apparently Pyro's dad [[RunningGag broke out from prison,]] illegally.
173	** During one match, Pyro (playing as Ness) starts spamming PK Fire on Ramsker, increasing his percentage to [[AccidentalInnuendo 69 percent.]][[note]][[FreezeFrameBonus With a transparent "nice" to boot]][[/note]]
174	** One skit has the Isabelle amiibo confronting Pyro in the middle of a forest. He tried shooting her with no avail, and then tried to fire a bazooka at her, which failed because he was "too weak", much to his dismay. His final solution? Summon [[VideoGame/DarkSouls a Solaire amiibo]] as his "Final Smash".
175	* Pyro's recent Instagram [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BuLw7jRnbjq/ photo]] is him ''[[CreepyCrossdresser with eyeliner.]]''
176	* Pyro's entire video reacting to 250k subs memes in an attempt to lay it to rest. This does not work.
177	** Highlights include the IRL meme mashup of the wheelchair cat, Bully Hunters, and 250k meme, as well as the guy who sampled both the wheelchair cat and Pyro's laugh to remake the music track[[note]]OMFG - Hello[[/note]] from the 250k video.
178	** When Pyro asks for 250k memes on Twitter... his fans instead sent him Thanos memes.
179	** One particular meme his fans sent is Fiverr Jesus reciting the copypasta, which is the ''exact'' video Pyro commissioned from him during his antics on Fiverr.
180	---> '''Pyro:''' ''(Solemnly)'' I don't want do fucking [=YouTube=] anymore, man. I can- I could be working a 9-5 at a [=McDonalds=]... And I would be satisfying more people than what I'm doing now... [[MoodWhiplash This is so sad!]]
181	* "losers read [=r/indianpeoplefacebook=]"
182	** "Hi. On way. Am lost." ''(Image shows the Uber driver icon being in the middle of the ocean)'' "How did this happen, Dinesh?"
183	** The five came across an image about a man "losing his best friend", captioned only with "follow". Dolan Dark uses this advantage to promote his Twitter, which Pyro promptly makes fun of.
184	** Pyro persuading the others to read a meme ''one letter each.'' Surely enough, he tells them to stop before even finishing a single word.
185	** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Abdul Kalam coming in clutch stopping an argument between a feuding Indian and a Brit.]]
186	** Pyro kicking Ramskerr out from the call because [[ItMakesSenseInContext he read a Steam user's profile description.]]
187	--->'''Dolan:''' This is like Hunger Games.\
188	'''Pyro:''' I mean, [[{{Dissimile}} it's like Hunger Games except they come back after fifteen seconds]], so it's not really Hunger Games, chief.
189	*** Earlier before that, he kicked out Hyojin [[TemptingFate after she mocked Pyro that five people would be too much for the video.]]
190	** "Hot Indian Dad and Uncle."

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