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1	!!Examples for the web series include:
2	* Poor, poor Rebecca.
3	-->'''Paul:''' Hey, Rebecca, how'd it go in there? What's his mood like?\
4	'''Rebecca:''' ''[turns and shows her tear-stained face before running off sobbing]''\
5	'''Paul & Artemis:''' ''[cringe]''
6	* Odie Doty's entire introductory scene, particularly his cartoonish dash at the end.
7	* Ags running through the woods to fax the Connor Creek Welcome Packet to Artie and Paul.
8	-->'''Ags:''' Time me, time me! I can go fast! Just time me, alright? It's 30 seconds, I'll do it.\
9	''[beat]''\
10	'''Paul:''' God bless her.
11	* The reveal of the mayor in Episode 4.
12	-->'''Artemis:''' You elected a ''dog'' as your ''mayor?''\
13	'''Odie:''' It started out as a pretty funny joke, but then we took it too far.
14	* Artemis describing Twitter to Desmond as a "tiny sentence journal".
15	* Quinn anytime he gets insulted or excited about his cooking.
16	* Dr. Henry's methods of treating Paul, which include spitting sterilizing alcohol on his wound.
17	-->'''Artemis:''' ''[takes lollipop from Paul]'' I don't think we should be ingesting anything that comes from that man.
18	* Artemis and Madison throwing their drinks in Silas's face after he insults them.
19	** Even better when you realize they're played by [[Creator/MaryKateWiles Lydia]] [[WebVideo/TheLizzieBennetDiaries Bennet]] and [[WebVideo/EmmaApproved Emma Woodhouse]], respectively.
20	* Quinn's response to [[StockPhrases "The customer is always right"]]:
21	-->'''Quinn:''' They ought to write that on my tombstone, because it's going to kill me.
22	* The town council's minute-long freakout in reaction to [[spoiler:Barney Fletcher]]'s death in Episode 7.
23	* [[spoiler:"The hooey... was true-y."]]
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25	!!Examples for the podcast include:
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27	* Artemis on Paul's knowledge of pop culture:
28	-->'''Artemis:''' You never talk so elegantly as when you discuss things that don't matter at all.
29	* Ryan Reynolds sent 18 voicemails, 4 letters, 9 faxes, 3 packages, and one... Edible Arrangement.
30	* The recap of Artie and Paul's road trip in Chapter 1, which includes multiple replays of ''Film/AmericanPie'', multiple nonsense games, and Artemis threatening to kill Paul.
31	-->'''Paul:''' Here's another one. Boink, Marry, Kill: Film/{{the Babadook}}, the fish monster from ''Film/TheShapeOfWater'', or [[Podcast/{{Serial}} Sarah Koenig]].\
32	'''Aartemis:''' I'm going to kill ''you'' if you don't cut this out and Sarah Koenig will investigate your murder and exonerate me.
33	* Paul referencing ''Film/PokemonDetectivePikachu'' in relation to finding Creator/RyanReynolds.
34	* This exchange:
35	-->'''Artemis:''' Well, that guy was a tool.
36	-->'''Paul:''' And you ''nailed'' him, amiright?
37	* The entire election in Chapter 5 -- between the 3:45 wakeup, caucusing over inane voting methods, the Mayor's "speeches", and the antics of the townsfolk, it's completely nuts in the best way.
38	** For example, this exchange:
39	--->'''Olivia:''' The Conservatitve Conservation Party of Connor Creek casts its 14 delegates to Blue Ink.\
40	'''Vern:''' The Liberal Use of Federal Filibuster Party of Connor Creek casts its 16 delegates to Blue Ink.\
41	'''Barney:''' The Eggceptional Independent Party of Connor Creek casts its 1 delegate to Black Ink.\
42	'''Vern:''' Barney. C'mon.\
43	'''Barney:''' I'm ''within my rights''.
44	** In connection with the elections, there is the Next Week on Wayward Guide from Chapter 4.
45	--->'''Donny Meadows:''' Uhm, for marital status are we putting current status or like ideal status? ''[huffs; to self]'' I don't wanna close myself off to potential partners, ''[loudly]'' I'm just gonna fill out two cards!

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