1 | * [[BattleaxeNurse Matron]]'s conversation with Dr Kilmore: |
2 | -->'''Matron''': This hospital just isn't big enough for both of us, Dr Kilmore. |
3 | -->'''Dr Kilmore''': Oh, now, come on. You're not all that big, Matron. ({{Beat}}) Oh, yes, I see. |
4 | * The entire HospitalGurneyScene in which Mr. Bigger moans and groans in the ambulance and is then launched out of the back when Henry brings it to a sudden stop. |
5 | * The scenes when Mr. Bigger meets the other patients: |
6 | ** Mr. Roper: |
7 | --->'''Mr. Roper''': What they got you in 'ere for, something nasty? |
8 | --->'''Mr. Bigger''': No, not really. Just a ''pain'' in the back. It's a- ''cor, cor, dear!'' |
9 | --->'''Mr. Roper''': Last bloke in that bed had the same thing. |
10 | --->'''Mr. Bigger''': Did 'e? |
11 | --->'''Mr. Roper''': Right up to the end. |
12 | --->'''Mr. Bigger''': Oh, that's ''cheering''. ({{Beat}}) Ah, I'll say one thing for them - it's a nice warm bed. |
13 | --->'''Mr. Roper''': Should be. They only took him out half an hour ago. |
14 | ** Mr Barron: |
15 | --->'''Mr. Barron''': Is this your first? |
16 | --->'''Mr. Bigger''': [[FlatWhat Pardon?]] |
17 | --->'''Mr. Barron''': Is this your first? |
18 | --->'''Mr. Bigger''': First? First what?! |
19 | --->'''Mr. Barron''': Baby. |
20 | ** Mr. Biddle: |
21 | --->'''Mr. Bigger''': What's your trouble? |
22 | --->'''Mr. Biddle''': Oh, I 'ad my appendix out. |
23 | --->'''Mr. Biddle''': Appendix? Well, what about your leg? |
24 | --->'''Mr. Biddle''': Oh, n, that 'appened when I fell off the operating table! |
25 | * Seeing Mr Barron in prenatal classes with [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight unfazed pregnant women]] doing exercises is a sight that should be seen to be believed. |
26 | * Mr. Bigger getting [[HarmlessElectrocution electrocuted by the x-ray]] and Simmons [[SkewedPriorities caring about the machine instead]]. |
27 | -->'''Simmons''': Oh, dear. There goes another tube. |
28 | * Mr Smith and Dr Tinkle discussing Smith's condition and surgical removal treatment: |
29 | -->'''Mr Smith''': But won't it 'urt? |
30 | -->'''Dr Tinkle''': Yes, it ''will'' hurt, Mr Smith, and I ''want'' it to hurt! Perhaps next time you consider having a ''lump'', you'll think ''twice'' about it. |
31 | * Dr Tinkle after an operation: |
32 | -->'''Dr Tinkle''': Where's my watch? |
33 | -->'''Mr. Hardcastle''': You must've taken it off. |
34 | -->'''Dr Tinkle''': No, no. I distinctly remember having it on when I started to sew that... fellow... [[OhCrap Oh, no]]! An' it was an alarm, too... |
35 | * Mr. Bigger getting [[ShotInTheAss injected in the ass]] when Dr. Kilmore trips over a pillow he threw at him when [[AnnoyingPatient he was being difficult with the staff]]. At least he'll know how much of a pain in the ass he's been with them. |
36 | * Mr. Roper trying to smoke discreetly in bed, and Matron finding smoke billowing out of the covers when she suspiciously raises the bedsheets. |
37 | * Seeing the 6'7 Ken Biddle in a dainty nurse's outfit and tiny high heels, and '''not even getting spotted''' by Sister Hoggett. |
38 | * Mr. Roper and Nurse May's first meeting. She politely introduces herself, causing his [[SomethingElseAlsoRises blood pressure thermometer to explode]]. |
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