History YMMV / KilianExperience

-->...but the point of this video wasn't to improve the quality of video games, it was to make more money. How do other industries do it?\\

--> I stole one two weeks ago, may have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre-Dame_de_Paris_fire flipped over some other candles in the process]], but the fire department got there quick so no worries.

--> I was tired of the sun. Always blocking me while I'm on the computer.\\

-->''"The current town square hosts the best executions of apostates in central Europe"\\

--> '''Kilian''': "That boy is into dead sugar!"
* HilariousInHindsight: During his ''Smash Ultimate'' video, Kilian decides to use [[Creator/TobyFox "Megalovania"]] as the background music when the level 2 Pichu-bot decides to get a second wind and promptly trashes Kilian. About six months later, "Megalovania" would be added to ''Smash''s actual soundtrack.

--> I was tired of the sun. Always blocking me while I'm on the computer.\\
I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry.

-->...but the point of this video wasn't to improve the quality of video games, it was to make more money. How do other industries do it?

--> I stole one two weeks ago, may have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre-Dame_de_Paris_fire flipped over some other candles in the process]], but the fire department got there quick so no worries.
** He went on to post a picture of his Pepsi boiled crab on reddit, where someone asked him "why?". Kilian's response?

-->...but the point of this video wasn't to improve the quality of video games, it was to make more money. How do other industries do it?\\

* GeniusBonus: Kilian loves him some history jokes, including obscure ones.
** In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XzgDZhxRwg Is Waluigi and Peach the Same Character]] [sic], he claims that if the Waluigi-Peach team from VideoGame/MarioParty 5 refered to their status as siblings (ItMakesSenseInContext), it would have said [[RoyalInbreeding "Perfect Couple"]], showing a picture of infamous fictional inbred royal [[Series/GameOfThrones Joffrey Lannister]] and infamous real life inbred royal [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain Charles II of Spain]] to illustrate.

* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Kilian does this for every single character in his videos.

* HilariousInHindsight: During his ''Smash Ultimate'' video, Kilian decides to use [[Creator/TobyFox "Megalovania"]] as the background music when the level 2 Pichu-bot decides to get a second wind and promptly trashes Kilian. About six months later, "Megalovania" would be added to ''Smash''s actual soundtrack.
* TheScrappy:
** Kilian accuses Junkrat of being this.
** He really doesn't like Khadgar, mainly because he can't keep the Dark Portal closed.
** In the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' recap, Kilian notes this to be the case for Kaidan Alenko - so much so that, when it comes to a SadisticChoice between saving him or Ashley, Bioware considers his survival rate to be "in the negative. They expect people who didn't play the game yet to pick Ashley." [[note]] In real life, he's surprisingly not far off; according to Bioware, only 17% of players had a living Kaidan by the third game.[[/note]]
** In Super Mario Bros. 2, Kilian states "Toad is a worthless" and "Mushrooms are for eating".

--> I stole one two weeks ago, may have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre-Dame_de_Paris_fire knocked over some other candles in the process]], but the fire department got there quick so no worries.

** In the ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' recap, Kilian notes this to be the case for Kaidan Alenko - so much so that, when it comes to a SadisticChoice between saving him or Ashley, Bioware considers his survival rate to be "in the negative. They expect people who didn't play the game yet to pick Ashley." [[note]] In real life, he's surprisingly not far off; according to Bioware, only 17% of players had a living Kaidan by the third game.[[/note]]

** In the ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' recap, Kilian notes this to be the case for Kaidan Alenko - so much so that, when it comes to a SadisticChoice between saving him or Ashley, Bioware considers his survival rate to be "in the negative. They expect people who didn't play the game yet to pick Ashley." [[note]] In real life, he's surprisingly not far off; according to Bioware, only 17% of players had a living Kaidan by the third game.[[/note]]

** In the ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' recap, Kilian notes this to be the case for Kaidan Alenko - so much so that, when it comes to a SadisticChoice between saving him or Ashley, Bioware considers his survival rate to be "in the negative. They expect people who didn't play the game yet to pick Ashley."

* TheScrappy: Kilian accuses Junkrat of being this. He also really doesn't like Khadgar, mainly because he can't keep the Dark Portal closed.

** A joke that goes ''this'' close to the line but doesn't actually cross it comes from ''Best Theme Park Ever'', where one of his ideas is a snow-covered electricity-themed park. He speculates on what he would name it[[labelnote*]]White Power[[/labelnote]], but cuts himself off before he finishes.

* FamilyUnfriendlyAesop:
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYpRNgDF2Hw Dumbest Fortnite Battle Royale Player]]."
---> '''Kilian''': "Having empathy for other players? What a loser! So always try your best in a videogame or you will be sucking dick for heroin!"
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8qEStF1H8Y How To Create A Perfect World]]"
---> "It doesn't matter what you do, the universe will whoop your ass."

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