History YMMV / Deadpool

* SeasonalRot: Since 2013, I'd finally hit a high point in my life. Everyone's favorite horror icon Dracula tried hiring me to locate and bring him the casket of Shiklah, the succubus Queen of Monsters, because he wanted to marry her and As of 2017, those money-grubbing, mouth-breathing, SJW-loving motherfuckers at Marvel, namely that inbred mouth-breather Axel Alonso, like they always do when they run out of ideas, utterly fucked me over by not only destroying my marriage with my hot-AF succubus wife Shiklah by having her choose motherfucking ''DRACULA'', ''even after she chose me because the guy's quite obviously a evil jackass bent on ruling the world with monsters'', but Alonso, in [[SarcasmMode his almighty wisdom]], I've lose pretty much any goodwill I built up with the Avengers or X-Men because apparently Red Skull used the Tesseract, which somehow became sentient and became a goddess in the form of a little girl, Kobik, to warp reality and transformed ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' of all people into a fucking ''NAZI'', and he ended up leading HYDRA in this elaborate plan to take over America and the world like always, but unlike ol' skullhead, actually ended up pulling it off, not only stirring the pot in another fucking Civil War which got that fascist Supergirl-wannabe ComicBook/CarolDanvers to straight up kill ComicBook/IronMan, so pretty much everyone hates her and she's not sorry, [[ComicBook/SecretEmpire and where I come in is that since nobody knew about Cap's unfortunately betrayal, he tricks me into killing good old Phil Coulson! Yeah, the snarky SHIELD agent EVERYONE, including moi, loved and adored. So, with the superhero community fucked up, Evil!Cap makes his move to conquer the world, and because he had me wrapped around his finger, I got on a team with a phony team of psycho Avengers loyal to HYDRA, and because I'm gullible as shit, I went along with it all, and even though things got better because the ''REAL'' Cap came back]], [[NothingIsTheSameAnymore shit was FUBAR]], [[HypeBacklash and the fans are]] ''[[HypeBacklash pissed]]''. So, my entire journey to become a hero is rendered pretty much null-and-void because I've lost all respect by the heroes and I'm on the run, bitter, pissed off, and no longer care about helping people. And eventually, my memories of everything post-1990s are ''completely erased'', so, I'm pretty much back to being an AntiHero. [[Tearjerker Whoopty-motherfucking-do, Marvel! Thanks for nothing...]]

** In ''Uncanny X-Force'' #4, [[spoiler: Fantomex shot Kid!Apocalypse in the head. [[{{HSQ}} Whoa]]. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Even I couldn't talk after that]]]].

* MostAnnoyingSound: Look, Arclight, Blockbuster, I get it, the player isn't good enough to beat you. SHUT. UP.

* SeasonalRot: Since 2013, I'd finally hit a high point in my life. Everyone's favorite horror icon Dracula tried hiring me to locate and bring him the casket of Shiklah, the succubus Queen of Monsters, because he wanted to marry her and As of 2017, those money-grubbing, mouth-breathing, SJW-loving motherfuckers at Marvel, namely that inbred mouth-breather Axel Alonso, like they always do when they run out of ideas, utterly fucked me over by not only destroying my marriage with my hot-AF succubus wife Shiklah by having her choose motherfucking ''DRACULA'', ''even after she chose me because the guy's quite obviously a evil jackass bent on ruling the world with monsters'', but Alonso, in [[SarcasmMode his almighty wisdom]], I've lose pretty much any goodwill I built up with the Avengers or X-Men because apparently Red Skull used the Tesseract, which somehow became sentient and became a goddess in the form of a little girl, Kobik, to warp reality and transformed ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' of all people into a fucking ''NAZI'', and he ended up leading HYDRA in this elaborate plan to take over America and the world like always, but unlike ol' skullhead, actually ended up pulling it off, not only stirring the pot in another fucking Civil War which got that fascist Supergirl-wannabe ComicBook/CarolDanvers to straight up kill ComicBook/IronMan, so pretty much everyone hates her and she's not sorry, [[ComicBook/SecretEmpire and where I come in is that since nobody knew about Cap's unfortunately betrayal, he tricks me into killing good old Phil Coulson! Yeah, the snarky SHIELD agent EVERYONE, including moi, loved and adored. So, with the superhero community fucked up, Evil!Cap makes his move to conquer the world, and because he had me wrapped around his finger, I got on a team with a phony team of psycho Avengers loyal to HYDRA, and because I'm gullible as shit, I went along with it all, and even though things got better because the ''REAL'' Cap came back]], [[NothingIsTheSameAnymoreshit shit was FUBAR]], [[HypeBacklash and the fans are]] ''[[HypeBacklash pissed]]''. So, my entire journey to become a hero is rendered pretty much null-and-void because I've lost all respect by the heroes and I'm on the run, bitter, pissed off, and no longer care about helping people. And eventually, my memories of everything post-1990s are ''completely erased'', so, I'm pretty much back to being an AntiHero. [[Tearjerker Whoopty-motherfucking-do, Marvel! Thanks for nothing...]]

* SeasonalRot: Since 2013, I'd finally hit a high point in my life. Everyone's favorite horror icon Dracula tried hiring me to locate and bring him the casket of Shiklah, the succubus Queen of Monsters, because he wanted to marry her and As of 2017, those money-grubbing, mouth-breathing, SJW-loving motherfuckers at Marvel, namely that inbred mouth-breather Axel Alonso, like they always do when they run out of ideas, utterly fucked me over by not only destroying my marriage with my hot-AF succubus wife Shiklah by having her choose motherfucking ''DRACULA'', ''even after she chose me because the guy's quite obviously a evil jackass bent on ruling the world with monsters'', but Alonso, in [[SarcasmMode his almighty wisdom]], I've lose pretty much any goodwill I built up with the Avengers or X-Men because apparently Red Skull used the Tesseract, which somehow became sentient and became a goddess in the form of a little girl, Kobik, to warp reality and transformed ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' of all people into a fucking ''NAZI'', and he ended up leading HYDRA in this elaborate plan to take over America and the world like always, but unlike ol' skullhead, actually ended up pulling it off, not only stirring the pot in another fucking Civil War which got that fascist Supergirl-wannabe ComicBook/CarolDanvers to straight up kill ComicBook/IronMan, so pretty much everyone hates her and she's not sorry, [[ComicBook/SecretEmpireand where I come in is that since nobody knew about Cap's unfortunately betrayal, he tricks me into killing good old ComicBook/PhilCoulson! Yeah, the snarky SHIELD agent EVERYONE, including moi, loved and adored. So, with the superhero community fucked up, Evil!Cap makes his move to conquer the world, and because he had me wrapped around his finger, I got on a team with a phony team of psycho Avengers loyal to HYDRA, and because I have [[HorribleJudgementOfCharacter unfortunately ''terrible'' judgement]], I went along with it all, and even though things got better because the ''REAL'' Cap came back, [[NothingIsTheSameAnymoreshit shit was FUBAR]], [[HypeBacklash and the fans are]] ''[[HypeBacklash pissed]]''. So, my entire journey to become a hero is rendered pretty much null-and-void because I've lost all respect by the heroes and I'm on the run, bitter, pissed off, and no longer care about helping people. And eventually, my memories of everything post-1990s are ''completely erased'', so, I'm pretty much back to being an AntiHero. [[Tearjerker Whoopty-motherfucking-do, Marvel! Thanks for nothing...]]

** It seems after ComicBook/SecretWars2015 I suddenly became popular InUniverse for some reason to the point I'm the one '''FUNDING''' the ComicBook/UncannyAvengers and have Merch!

* CrazyAwesome: That's me. A big sexy hunk of Crazy Awesome.

** Oh, Bullseye, that lovable psycho! He and I hang out together, you know! Okay, I'm not exactly approving of how he kills a bunch of people for no real reason and never even spends the money he makes, or how he makes it his mission in life to murder everyone [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} Ol' Hornhead]] cares about. Or the time he hooked up with Norman Osborn and was a total liability to that whole Dark Avengers thing because of his total inability not to murder people at the drop of a hat! And he tries to kill me! Me of all people! Just cause he can! So... Why do I hang out with him again...?

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better though than his take on ComicBook/Venom.

** Bullseye hero-worships me to the point where it starts smelling rather HoYay-ish in ''ComicBook/DarkReign'', going so far as to imagine me as something of his savior from the teachers and kids he hated in school. He [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming cried]] when we said goodbye! Heck, back in Joe Kelly's run, he mentioned he liked me because I make him laugh. I'm probably the nearest thing he has to a friend... when we aren't trying to kill each other. Which I usually don't take seriously; I don't know about him. [[http://alternatedoom.livejournal.com/30763.html Really!]]

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/Venom Venom]].

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/Venom| Venom]].

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on ComicBook/VenomMarvelComics, though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on ComicBook/Venom, though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on ComicBook/VenomMarvel, though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on Venom, though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on ''ComicBook/Venom'', though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on ComicBook/Venom, though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on [[Comicbook/Venom]], though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on [[ComicBook/Venom Venom]], though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on [[ ComicBook/Venom Venom]], though.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on [[ComicBook/Venom]].

* MyRealDaddy: Is Joe Kelly. Thanks for nothing, [[Creator/RobLiefeld Rob]]. Okay, maybe thanks for all those [[NinetiesAntiHero sweet, delicious pouches]], but that's it! Oh and quick shout-out to Gerry Duggan. Old Wario there helped a lot of people take me seriously from time to time rather than just me being the silly joke man.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book. Thanks, Danny, ya overrated chucklefuck. Better than his take on ComicBook/Venom.
* TakeThatScrappy: In ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'' I got to stab that asshole [[InNameOnly Ultimate Universe version of me]] to death. Also, I ganked my even more murderous counterpart who killed off an alternate version of the Marvel Universe. Believe me, that wheezing bag of ass really fucking deserved it.

* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book.
* TakeThatScrappy: In ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'' I got to stab that asshole [[InNameOnly Ultimate Universe version of me]] to death.

* UnpopularPopularCharacter: What is that suppose to mean? [[BlatantLies Everybody loves me!]]

* CriticalDissonance: Those asshole critics didn't like my game much, but it was much better received by the players out there. At least ''some'' people have good taste.

* EnjoyTheStorySkipTheGame: Okay, so maybe the actual ''game'' part is pretty lacking, but come on! Who doesn't want to spend several hours watching me do whatever the hell I want?

** From the pulp take of me, [[BigBad General Stryfe]] seemed like [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure such a good guy to me]]. He was even nice enough to recruit me to steal a stolen nuclear weapon for him. How was I supposed to know that this just a [[FalseFlagOperation plan to take that weapon for himself]] just to [[NukeEm nuke New York]] and pit the US against the USSR to start WorldWarIII, all just to turn the US into a military dictatorship? Oh, and here’s another thing, Stryfey himself [[ColdBloodedTorture tortured me]] into becoming the killer mercenary I am today, and did the same kind of treatment to other soldiers just to create soldiers that will only be loyal to him, turning my best buddy, Cable, into his personal mind slave. Wow, come to think of it, this Stryfe guy is really not that nice at all. What a douche.

* Oh, Bullseye, that lovable psycho! He and I hang out together, you know! Okay, I'm not exactly approving of how he kills a bunch of people for no real reason and never even spends the money he makes, or how he makes it his mission in life to murder everyone [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} Ol' Hornhead]] cares about. Or the time he hooked up with Norman Osborn and was a total liability to that whole Dark Avengers thing because of his total inability not to murder people at the drop of a hat! And he tries to kill me! Me of all people! Just cause he can! So... Why do I hang out with him again...?
* From the pulp take of me, [[BigBad General Stryfe]] seemed like [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure such a good guy to me]]. He was even nice enough to recruit me to steal a stolen nuclear weapon for him. How was I supposed to know that this just a [[FalseFlagOperation plan to take that weapon for himself]] just to [[NukeEm nuke New York]] and pit the US against the USSR to start WorldWarIII, all just to turn the US into a military dictatorship? Oh, and here’s another thing, Stryfey himself [[ColdBloodedTorture tortured me]] into becoming the killer mercenary I am today, and did the same kind of treatment to other soldiers just to create soldiers that will only be loyal to him, turning my best buddy, Cable, into his personal mind slave. Wow, come to think of it, this Stryfe guy is really not that nice at all. What a douche.

* CompleteMonster: Oh, Bullseye, that lovable psycho! He and I hang out together, you know! Okay, I'm not exactly approving of how he kills a bunch of people for no real reason and never even spends the money he makes, or how he makes it his mission in life to murder everyone [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} Ol' Hornhead]] cares about. Or the time he hooked up with Norman Osborn and was a total liability to that whole Dark Avengers thing because of his total inability not to murder people at the drop of a hat! And he tries to kill me! Me of all people! Just cause he can! So... Why do I hang out with him again...?