History WorseThanItSounds / ProfessionalWrestling

* [[spoiler: ''Heroes of Wrestling'']]: An event that brought together many of the greatest wrestlers from yesteryear for one unforgettable night of wrestling action. Includes one of the most memorable promos delivered by Wrestling/JakeTheSnakeRoberts.

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/RomanReigns]]: One of the WWE's hottest up-and-coming wrestlers of the New 10s, and at one time a member of [[Wrestling/TheShield one of the most dominant stables in wrestling history]]. He also has a [[XPacHeat dedicated following]], and has been in the main event of Wrestling/WrestleMania 31, 32, and 33. With his never-quit attitude and [[CreatorsPet strong grip on the rankings]], he'll be a megastar for years to come.

* [[spoiler: Katie Vick]]: She was a very important figure and inspirational force to one of the most successful big men in wrestling history. To this day fans that didn't even watch the storyline involving her know about it. Despite being intimate only once, Kane can never escape her memory. Even Triple H dealt in depth with her. She truly is one of the most memorable things to ever come out of the Attitude Era, and rightfully so.

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/MichaelCole]]: This play-by-play announcer has brought back the heel commentator role that hasn't been seen since the days of Jesse Ventura and Jerry Lawler. His ego creates a whole new dimension to his role as a commentator by supporting heels and attacking faces. He shows a [[HoYay strong following]] for former WWE Champion Wrestling/TheMiz, showing a sign of favoritism that has never been seen in other commentators. His role as the spokesman for the RAW general manager and his feuds with other announcers like Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross has helped make him much more visible as a character than he ever was before. With a dedicated [[XPacHeat fan following,]] there is no doubt he should be called "The Voice of the WWE."

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/MichaelCole]]: This play-by-play announcer has brought back the heel commentator role that hasn't been seen since the days of Jesse Ventura and Jerry Lawler. His ego creates a whole new dimension to his role as a commentator by supporting heels and attacking faces. He shows a [[HoYay strong following]] for former WWE Champion Wrestling/TheMiz, showing a sign of favoritism that has never been seen in other commentators. His role as the spokesman for the RAW general manager and his feuds with other announcers like Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross has helped make him much more visible as a character than he ever was before. With a dedicated [[XPacHeat fan following,]] there is no doubt he should be called "The Voice of the WWE."
* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no in-ring experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the announcers letting us know in no uncertain terms and as often as possible that '''ALL''' of her opponents, even those who people were dumb enough to ''LIKE'', were, at best, [=Jezebels=], and, at worst, {{Satan}} incarnate. If she once needlessly insulted [[Wrestling/MollyHolly a co-worker's]] appearance, it wasn't her fault. She just wanted to give her advice on conditioning, but the writers erred. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. How dare anyone ask her to do something as objectionable as lose her last match? That's only for all those other people who no one was supposed to care about in the first place. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with him, or he likes the guy at the top of this page, which may as well be the same thing. What are you doing sitting there and reading this? Drop to your knees and worship her, mortal!

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no in-ring experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally with the announcers letting us know in no uncertain terms and as often as possible that '''ALL''' of her opponents, even those who people were dumb enough to ''LIKE'', were, at best, [=Jezebels=], and, at worst, {{Satan}} incarnate. If she once needlessly insulted [[Wrestling/MollyHolly a co-worker's]] appearance, it wasn't her fault. She just wanted to give her advice on conditioning, but the writers erred. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with him, or he likes the guy at the top of this page, which may as well be the same thing. What are you doing sitting there and reading this? Drop to your knees and worship her, mortal!

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no in-ring experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally with the announcers letting us know in no uncertain terms and as often as possible that '''ALL''' of her opponents, even those who people were dumb enough to ''LIKE'', were, at best, [=Jezebels=], and, at worst, {{Satan}} incarnate. If she once needlessly insulted [Wrestling/MollyHolly a co-worker's]] appearance, it wasn't her fault. She just wanted to give her advice on conditioning, but the writers erred. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with him, or he likes the guy at the top of this page, which may as well be the same thing. What are you doing sitting there and reading this? Drop to your knees and worship her, mortal!

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no in-ring experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally denying the fact that she had actually been a heel when she started, and with the announcers letting us know as often as possible that '''ALL''' of her opponents, even those who people were dumb enough to ''LIKE'', were, at best, [=Jezebels=], and, at worst, {{Satan}} incarnate. If she once needlessly insulted a [[Wrestling/MollyHolly a co-worker's]] appearance, it wasn't her fault. She just wanted to give her advice on conditioning, but the writers erred. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with them, or they like the guy at the top of this page, which may as well be the same thing. What are you doing sitting there and reading this? Drop to your knees and worship her, mortal!

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no talent and no experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally denying the fact that she had actually been a heel when she started, and with the announcers letting us know as often as possible that '''ALL''' of her opponents were, at best, [=Jezebels=], and, at worst, {{Satan}} incarnate. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere talentless MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with them, or they like the guy at the top of this page.

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no talent and no experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally denying the fact that she had actually been a heel when she started. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere talentless MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with them, or they like the guy at the top of this page.

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no talent and no experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally denying the fact that she had actually been a heel when she started. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely no one, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is anyone allowed to criticize her. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere talentless MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]]. Anyone who criticizes her must have something wrong with them.

* [[spoiler: Wrestling/TrishStratus]]: This Canadian debuted in February 2000 as a former fitness model with no talent and no experience. Within a little over a year she won the first of her record-breaking '''SEVEN''' [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Titles]]. She became very popular, with the benefit of the company generally denying the fact that she had actually been a heel when she started. She retired as Champion in 2006 at the ripe old age of 30 in the grand tradition of aging promoters such as [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Verne Gagne]] and [[WrestlingFamily Fritz Von Erich]] after totally revolutionizing wrestling, curing cancer, ending world hunger and having an entire division deservedly remade in her image all within an incredibly grueling ''SIX YEARS''. She was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in March 2013, and absolutely noone, including [[TonightInThisVeryRing on this very website]], is anyone allowed to criticize here. How could we, she's so perfect. She is the TropeCodifier for how one woman can rise from a mere talentless MsFanservice to an absolutely worshipped and adored [[GodModeSue symbol of perfection]].

* [[spoiler: JohnCena]]: One of the most popular professional wrestlers in history. He has been the face of WWE for over six years and has been one of the hardest-hitting men in the industry. His [[FiveMovesOfDoom unforgettable array]] of moves and his impressive win-loss record has made him a first-ballot future WWE Hall of Famer. Outside the ring, he is one of the most dedicated men when it comes to the US Military and Make-a-Wish foundation, and that has brought him into the hearts of millions of fans everywhere.
* [[spoiler: MichaelCole]]: This play-by-play announcer has brought back the heel commentator role that hasn't been seen since the days of Jesse Ventura and Jerry Lawler. His ego creates a whole new dimension to his role as a commentator by supporting heels and attacking faces. He shows a [[HoYay strong following]] for former WWE Champion TheMiz, showing a sign of favoritism that has never been seen in other commentators. His role as the spokesman for the RAW general manager and his feuds with other announcers like Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross has helped make him much more visible as a character than he ever was before. With a dedicated [[XPacHeat fan following,]] there is no doubt he should be called "The Voice of the WWE."