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* NoodleImplements: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48&limitstart=68 What I need is a dime -- some red nail polish -- and a little talk with the island gossip!]]
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* JapaneseRanguage: The trope naming image is [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48&limitstart=62 here]].
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* HetIsEw: [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/40531440458/comicbookcovers-detective-comics-380-october Invoked by the commentator]] on a cover in which Batman and Robin witness a SexyDiscretionShot.
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These comics are mostly from TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks (although there are quite a few from more recent eras) and mainly from {{DC Comics}}, due to the many, ''many'' instances of {{Superman}} acting [[{{Superdickery}} like a complete dick]].
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These comics are mostly from TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks (although there are quite a few from more recent eras) and mainly from {{DC {{Creator/DC Comics}}, due to the many, ''many'' instances of {{Superman}} {{Franchise/Superman}} acting [[{{Superdickery}} like a complete dick]].
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* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=34&Itemid=51 Suffering Sappho!]]: ''"Hi, you've reached Wonder Woman. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now - [[BadassInDistress I'm all tied up.]]" You'd think she'd leave that rope at home, seeing how often she gets tied up with it...''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49 Propaganda Extravaganza]]: ''Home of [[UnfortunateImplications the most astoundingly politically incorrect covers]] you've ever seen (the vast majority being from the [[GoldenAgeOfComicBooks Golden Age]], [[WartimeCartoon during World War Two]]), plus some more modern day examples of propaganda.''[[invoked]]
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49 Propaganda Extravaganza]]: ''Home of [[UnfortunateImplications the most astoundingly politically incorrect covers]] you've ever seen (the vast majority being from the [[GoldenAgeOfComicBooks Golden Age]], [[WartimeCartoon during World War Two]]), plus some more modern day examples of propaganda.''[[invoked]]
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* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=34&Itemid=51 Suffering Sappho!]]: ''"Hi, you've reached Wonder Woman.Franchise/WonderWoman. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now - [[BadassInDistress I'm all tied up.]]" You'd think she'd leave that rope at home, seeing how often she gets tied up with it...''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49 Propaganda Extravaganza]]: ''Home of [[UnfortunateImplications the most astoundingly politically incorrect covers]] you've ever seen (the vast majority being from the[[GoldenAgeOfComicBooks [[TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks Golden Age]], [[WartimeCartoon during World War Two]]), plus some more modern day examples of propaganda.''[[invoked]]
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** And WonderWoman is a BDSM-obsessed sex freak who is way, way, ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture.
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Superdickery.com is a website dedicated to tracking down and documenting as many of these weird and wonderful comics as possible, often presenting them completely out of context, solely for the purposes of humour. '''But be careful: the site has been known to contain a great many viruses.''' If you would like a virus free mirror [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com the superdickery section has been mirrored on tumblr and expanded]]. The links below still lead to the original website though so be careful!
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Superdickery.com is a website dedicated to tracking down and documenting as many of these weird and wonderful comics as possible, often presenting them completely out of context, solely for the purposes of humour. '''But be careful: the site has been known to contain a great many viruses.''' If you would like a virus free mirror Have no fear, {{Tumblr}} is here, [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com the superdickery section and has been mirrored on tumblr and expanded]]. expanded the site, minus viruses]]. The links below still lead to the original website though website, however, so be careful!
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ComicBooks can be very, very strange sometimes. They can feature [[{{Superdickery}} the hero acting like a jerk for no reason]], [[HaveAGayOldTime endless innuendo]], [[ValuesDissonance extremely racist propaganda]], [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]], and [[MindScrew stuff that's just plain weird]].
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ComicBooks can be very, very strange sometimes. They can feature [[{{Superdickery}} [[{{Super Dickery}} the hero acting like a jerk for no reason]], [[HaveAGayOldTime endless innuendo]], [[ValuesDissonance extremely racist propaganda]], [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]], and [[MindScrew stuff that's just plain weird]].
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* LetsYouAndHimFight: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=59 A rare example of heroes doing this to villains.]]
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* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50 Seduction of the Innocent]]: ''Covers and frames from a more innocent time, a time ignorant of how friggin' hilarious these would be to future audiences. [[AccidentalInnuendo If it's inappropriate sexual innuendo]], it's in here.''[[invoked]]
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* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50 Seduction of the Innocent]]: ''Covers and frames from a more innocent time, a time ignorant of how friggin' hilarious these would be to future audiences. [[AccidentalInnuendo If it's inappropriate sexual innuendo]], it's in here.''[[invoked]] Most of the frames and panels are from Batman comics, depicting Batman as a closet pedophile who sexually abuses his young ward, Robin''[[invoked]]
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* IfICantHaveYou: Superman to Lois Lane. The picture above explains it all.
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* EnsembleDarkhorse: Superman's Pope Hat and the [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Time Traveling Popemobile Go-Kart]].
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* VerySpecialEpisode: Mocked in the infamous Comicbook/GreenLantern / GreenArrow crossover, which shows Green Arrow's apprentice, Speedy, caught shooting up heroin:
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: [[invoked]] The site (jokingly) regards {{Superman}} as a CompleteMonster of the highest order, to the astonishing amount of times he has apparently:
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* DisproportionateRetribution: The image above. Since you can't read what Lois is saying there, look at the same image, in a bigger size, [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9385073279/general-consensus-is-that-this-is-the-best-of-the here]]. Not the only example, by the way.
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* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49 Propaganda Extravaganza]]: ''Home of [[UnfortunateImplications the most astoundingly politically incorrect covers]] you've ever seen (the vast majority being from the Golden Age, during WorldWarTwo), plus some more modern day examples of propaganda.''[[invoked]]
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** There are a couple of cases where the site's creator is familiar with the context, but says it doesn't make sense anyway.
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* AscendedMeme: The premiere of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'''s third season is a tribute to the website. It recreates some of the more famous Superman comic covers featured on the site and has Lois get called out for trying to trick Supes into marriage all the time. The site's name even gets a ShoutOut:
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* Captain Obvious: Any time the evilness of Superman is note on a comic book cover, the bottom note regards it as this trope.
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* RunningGag: Several types of covers crop up a statistically alarming number of times. There's a few in the commentary as well, particularly, "[[HoYay Batman's not gay!]]"
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ComicBooks can be very, very strange sometimes. They can feature [[{{Superdickery}} the hero acting like a jerk for no reason]], [[HaveAGayOldTime endless innuendo]], [[ValuesDissonance extremely racist propaganda]], [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]], and [[MindScrew stuff that's just plain weird]].
Superdickery.com is a website dedicated to tracking down and documenting as many of these weird and wonderful comics as possible, often presenting them completely out of context, solely for the purposes of humour. '''But be careful: the site has been known to contain a great many viruses.''' If you would like a virus free mirror [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com the superdickery section has been mirrored on tumblr and expanded]]. The links below still lead to the original website though so be careful!
These comics are mostly from TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks (although there are quite a few from more recent eras) and mainly from {{DC Comics}}, due to the many, ''many'' instances of {{Superman}} acting [[{{Superdickery}} like a complete dick]].
These are split into several categories:
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45 Examples Of Superdickery]]: ''Home of the phrase that started it all, "Superman is a dick." Witness an ever growing selection of examples of Superman acting like... well, a dick.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=29&Itemid=46 Confounding Covers]]: ''[[ContemptibleCover Comic book covers that are so out there, so random, and so bizarre]] that you'll be wondering how on earth they ever got published in the first place.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48 Frames and Panels]]: ''This section contains scans of individual panels and frames from the interiors of comic books, completely devoid of context.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=31&Itemid=47 Everything's Better With Monkeys]]: ''Gorillas provided a guaranteed boosts to circulation with every cover appearance. Do not argue with the mesmerizing powers of gorillas. And yes, I know gorillas aren't monkeys.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50 Seduction of the Innocent]]: ''Covers and frames from a more innocent time, a time ignorant of how friggin' hilarious these would be to future audiences. [[AccidentalInnuendo If it's inappropriate sexual innuendo]], it's in here.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=33&Itemid=52 Weird Science]]: ''Gadgets and gizmos and doodads, oh my! A section devoted to everything from the Helmet of Hate to the Man with the Electronic Brain.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=34&Itemid=51 Suffering Sappho!]]: ''"Hi, you've reached Wonder Woman. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now - [[BadassInDistress I'm all tied up.]]" You'd think she'd leave that rope at home, seeing how often she gets tied up with it...''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49 Propaganda Extravaganza]]: ''Home of [[UnfortunateImplications the most astoundingly politically incorrect covers]] you've ever seen (the vast majority being from the Golden Age, during WorldWarTwo), plus some more modern day examples of propaganda.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53 Stupor Powers]]: ''Witness the demonstration of [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway superpowers you've never even dreamed of]], such as SUPER-WEAVING! [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=4 Yes. Super-Weaving]]''.
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!!This work has [[TropeNamer named the following tropes]]:
* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys
* {{Superdickery}}
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!!This work provides examples of:
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: [[invoked]] The site (jokingly) regards {{Superman}} as a CompleteMonster of the highest order, to the astonishing amount of times he has apparently:
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=68:no-witnesses-in-outer-space&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69:superman-qi-killed-lois-lane&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lois]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=70:death-by-truck&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lane]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=62:superman-the-slumlord&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Destroyed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=83:superman-vs-jimmys-money&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Jimmy]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=79:jimmy-in-a-straight-jacket&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Olsen's]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=77:the-bride-of-jungle-jimmy&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 life]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=101:superman-kills-batman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] ''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=115:superman-kills-batman-again&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Batman]]''
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=91:superboys-genocide&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Committed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=128:the-viking-from-valhalla&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 genocide]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=60:jimmy-vs-aquaman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Denied water to]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=130:the-miracle-of-thirsty-thursday&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 people dying of thirst]]
*** ...so you can see where they're coming from.
** Also, {{Batman}} is a dangerously repressed closet pedophile who sexually abuses Robin.
** And WonderWoman is a BDSM-obsessed sex freak who is way, way, ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture.
*** Given [[AuthorAppeal the creator]], [[WordOfGod this is probably true]]. DC is lucky he didn't include polygamy as one of Wonder Woman's traits, though, given Paradise Island, you never know...
* AscendedMeme: The premiere of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'''s third season is a tribute to the website. It recreates some of the more famous Superman comic covers featured on the site and has Lois get called out for trying to trick Supes into marriage all the time. The site's name even gets a ShoutOut:
-->'''Jimmy''': "Superman's turned into a real [[CurseCutShort di-]]"\\
'''Lois''': "-fferent person."
* BewareTheSuperman: Given the number of times he's accidentally or purposefully destroyed buildings/cities/nations/planets....
* ButtMonkey: A good amount of Superman's Superdickery involves screwing around with JimmyOlsen.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: The captions sometimes do this, pointing out some random detail in the pictures.
* CompleteMonster: See AlternateCharacterInterpretation. [[invoked]]
* CriticalResearchFailure[=/=]WritersCannotDoMath: [[invoked]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=1 You're off by a factor of ten there, Supes...]]
* DrinkingGame: Every time you see Jimmy Olsen with superpowers, [[RunningGag take a shot]]. [[invoked]]
* FreudWasRight
* GrandFinale: "You know, if there were ever to be a permanent end to Superdickery, I think [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 this image]] would be absolutely perfect as the final image."
* HaveAGayOldTime: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Half]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=324:the-gay-desperado&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 of]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=325:i-bet-you-cant-blow-hard-enough-to-ugh&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 the]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 examples in]] ''Seduction Of The Innocent''. The other half is devoted to...
** HoYay / LesYay: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Oh]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=316:robin-dives-right-in&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 dear]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=364:kid-flash-and-superboy-get-it-on&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 God!]]
* [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned Batman Is Heterosexual Today]]
* InnocentInnuendo: We think.
* InTheBlood: One cover gives insight into Superman's behavior: ''Jor-El'' is a dick.
** Some covers even imply ''Supergirl'' to be one, mostly towards her cousin.
* ItMakesSenseInContext: The creator of the site acknowledges that most of the examples likely sense in context (probably because it ''is'' the [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks SILVER AGE]] we're dealing with), but it's simply [[RuleOfFunny funnier this way]].
** For example, that panel showing Superman with Super-Weaving? [[spoiler:That's actually Van-Zee, a Krytonian from Kandor who happens to have an UncannyFamilyResemblance to Superman. The story deliberately plays with the reader's expectations by not having anything from characters to the narration refer to him or Silvia Dewitt -- an IdenticalStranger of Lois Lane -- by their actual names until TheReveal (even skipping over certain scenes that easily give away the surprise, then showing them once the twist is executed). So technically, Superman himself doesn't actually have Super-Weaving powers. That we know of]].
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=167%3Asuperman-threatening-wonder-girl&Itemid=54 There was a similar case]] when Superboy threatened to ''rape'' Wonder Girl: [[spoiler: it was an ugly alien disguising itself as him. That's about it. Still a threat of rape.]]
** There are a couple of cases where the site's creator is familiar with the context, but says it doesn't make sense anyway.
* {{Jerkass}}: Superman, but (less frequently) Batman, Jimmy, Lois... [[CrapsackWorld pretty much everybody]].
* NiceHat: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=56:king-superman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Superman's "pope" hat]], which seems to be [[EnsembleDarkHorse a personal favorite]] to the website's creator, as he [[RunningGag constantly laments]] that [[OneSceneWonder it only appeared once]].
* PerverseSexualLust: Forum user [[AwesomeMcCoolname Rad McAwesome]] has an obsession over [[FanNickname Thriftie]], the SuperStoicShopkeeper from ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries The New Batman Adventures]]''. He even [[http://editthis.info/Superdickery/Thriftie#Origin_Story wrote a backstory for her]] and had a RuleThirtyFour website draw her naked.
* RuleOfFunny
* RunningGag: Several types of covers crop up a statistically alarming number of times. There's a few in the commentary as well, particularly, "[[HoYay Batman's not gay!]]"
* SmugSnake: See: {{Jerkass}}.
* ValuesDissonance: Most of the Wartime propaganda featured is ''astonishingly'' racist by today's standards. [[invoked]]
* VerySpecialEpisode: Mocked in the infamous Comicbook/GreenLantern / GreenArrow crossover, which shows Green Arrow's apprentice, Speedy, caught shooting up heroin:
-->''"You nicknamed him [[UnfortunateName Speedy]]. What did you expect?!"''
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Many of the Stupor Powers are of this variety.
* XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=850:bucky-strapped-to-a-bomb&catid=35:propaganda-index&Itemid=35 Bucky, Wonder Woman called. She wants her cover back.]]
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[[caption-width-right:250:[[CatchPhrase Superman is a dick.]]]]
ComicBooks can be very, very strange sometimes. They can feature [[{{Superdickery}} the hero acting like a jerk for no reason]], [[HaveAGayOldTime endless innuendo]], [[ValuesDissonance extremely racist propaganda]], [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]], and [[MindScrew stuff that's just plain weird]].
Superdickery.com is a website dedicated to tracking down and documenting as many of these weird and wonderful comics as possible, often presenting them completely out of context, solely for the purposes of humour. '''But be careful: the site has been known to contain a great many viruses.''' If you would like a virus free mirror [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com the superdickery section has been mirrored on tumblr and expanded]]. The links below still lead to the original website though so be careful!
These comics are mostly from TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks (although there are quite a few from more recent eras) and mainly from {{DC Comics}}, due to the many, ''many'' instances of {{Superman}} acting [[{{Superdickery}} like a complete dick]].
These are split into several categories:
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45 Examples Of Superdickery]]: ''Home of the phrase that started it all, "Superman is a dick." Witness an ever growing selection of examples of Superman acting like... well, a dick.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=29&Itemid=46 Confounding Covers]]: ''[[ContemptibleCover Comic book covers that are so out there, so random, and so bizarre]] that you'll be wondering how on earth they ever got published in the first place.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48 Frames and Panels]]: ''This section contains scans of individual panels and frames from the interiors of comic books, completely devoid of context.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=31&Itemid=47 Everything's Better With Monkeys]]: ''Gorillas provided a guaranteed boosts to circulation with every cover appearance. Do not argue with the mesmerizing powers of gorillas. And yes, I know gorillas aren't monkeys.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50 Seduction of the Innocent]]: ''Covers and frames from a more innocent time, a time ignorant of how friggin' hilarious these would be to future audiences. [[AccidentalInnuendo If it's inappropriate sexual innuendo]], it's in here.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=33&Itemid=52 Weird Science]]: ''Gadgets and gizmos and doodads, oh my! A section devoted to everything from the Helmet of Hate to the Man with the Electronic Brain.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=34&Itemid=51 Suffering Sappho!]]: ''"Hi, you've reached Wonder Woman. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now - [[BadassInDistress I'm all tied up.]]" You'd think she'd leave that rope at home, seeing how often she gets tied up with it...''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49 Propaganda Extravaganza]]: ''Home of [[UnfortunateImplications the most astoundingly politically incorrect covers]] you've ever seen (the vast majority being from the Golden Age, during WorldWarTwo), plus some more modern day examples of propaganda.''
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53 Stupor Powers]]: ''Witness the demonstration of [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway superpowers you've never even dreamed of]], such as SUPER-WEAVING! [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=4 Yes. Super-Weaving]]''.
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!!This work has [[TropeNamer named the following tropes]]:
* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys
* {{Superdickery}}
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!!This work provides examples of:
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: [[invoked]] The site (jokingly) regards {{Superman}} as a CompleteMonster of the highest order, to the astonishing amount of times he has apparently:
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=68:no-witnesses-in-outer-space&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69:superman-qi-killed-lois-lane&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lois]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=70:death-by-truck&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lane]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=62:superman-the-slumlord&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Destroyed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=83:superman-vs-jimmys-money&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Jimmy]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=79:jimmy-in-a-straight-jacket&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Olsen's]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=77:the-bride-of-jungle-jimmy&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 life]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=101:superman-kills-batman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] ''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=115:superman-kills-batman-again&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Batman]]''
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=91:superboys-genocide&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Committed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=128:the-viking-from-valhalla&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 genocide]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=60:jimmy-vs-aquaman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Denied water to]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=130:the-miracle-of-thirsty-thursday&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 people dying of thirst]]
*** ...so you can see where they're coming from.
** Also, {{Batman}} is a dangerously repressed closet pedophile who sexually abuses Robin.
** And WonderWoman is a BDSM-obsessed sex freak who is way, way, ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture.
*** Given [[AuthorAppeal the creator]], [[WordOfGod this is probably true]]. DC is lucky he didn't include polygamy as one of Wonder Woman's traits, though, given Paradise Island, you never know...
* AscendedMeme: The premiere of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'''s third season is a tribute to the website. It recreates some of the more famous Superman comic covers featured on the site and has Lois get called out for trying to trick Supes into marriage all the time. The site's name even gets a ShoutOut:
-->'''Jimmy''': "Superman's turned into a real [[CurseCutShort di-]]"\\
'''Lois''': "-fferent person."
* BewareTheSuperman: Given the number of times he's accidentally or purposefully destroyed buildings/cities/nations/planets....
* ButtMonkey: A good amount of Superman's Superdickery involves screwing around with JimmyOlsen.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: The captions sometimes do this, pointing out some random detail in the pictures.
* CompleteMonster: See AlternateCharacterInterpretation. [[invoked]]
* CriticalResearchFailure[=/=]WritersCannotDoMath: [[invoked]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=1 You're off by a factor of ten there, Supes...]]
* DrinkingGame: Every time you see Jimmy Olsen with superpowers, [[RunningGag take a shot]]. [[invoked]]
* FreudWasRight
* GrandFinale: "You know, if there were ever to be a permanent end to Superdickery, I think [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 this image]] would be absolutely perfect as the final image."
* HaveAGayOldTime: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Half]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=324:the-gay-desperado&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 of]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=325:i-bet-you-cant-blow-hard-enough-to-ugh&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 the]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 examples in]] ''Seduction Of The Innocent''. The other half is devoted to...
** HoYay / LesYay: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Oh]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=316:robin-dives-right-in&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 dear]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=364:kid-flash-and-superboy-get-it-on&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 God!]]
* [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned Batman Is Heterosexual Today]]
* InnocentInnuendo: We think.
* InTheBlood: One cover gives insight into Superman's behavior: ''Jor-El'' is a dick.
** Some covers even imply ''Supergirl'' to be one, mostly towards her cousin.
* ItMakesSenseInContext: The creator of the site acknowledges that most of the examples likely sense in context (probably because it ''is'' the [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks SILVER AGE]] we're dealing with), but it's simply [[RuleOfFunny funnier this way]].
** For example, that panel showing Superman with Super-Weaving? [[spoiler:That's actually Van-Zee, a Krytonian from Kandor who happens to have an UncannyFamilyResemblance to Superman. The story deliberately plays with the reader's expectations by not having anything from characters to the narration refer to him or Silvia Dewitt -- an IdenticalStranger of Lois Lane -- by their actual names until TheReveal (even skipping over certain scenes that easily give away the surprise, then showing them once the twist is executed). So technically, Superman himself doesn't actually have Super-Weaving powers. That we know of]].
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=167%3Asuperman-threatening-wonder-girl&Itemid=54 There was a similar case]] when Superboy threatened to ''rape'' Wonder Girl: [[spoiler: it was an ugly alien disguising itself as him. That's about it. Still a threat of rape.]]
** There are a couple of cases where the site's creator is familiar with the context, but says it doesn't make sense anyway.
* {{Jerkass}}: Superman, but (less frequently) Batman, Jimmy, Lois... [[CrapsackWorld pretty much everybody]].
* NiceHat: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=56:king-superman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Superman's "pope" hat]], which seems to be [[EnsembleDarkHorse a personal favorite]] to the website's creator, as he [[RunningGag constantly laments]] that [[OneSceneWonder it only appeared once]].
* PerverseSexualLust: Forum user [[AwesomeMcCoolname Rad McAwesome]] has an obsession over [[FanNickname Thriftie]], the SuperStoicShopkeeper from ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries The New Batman Adventures]]''. He even [[http://editthis.info/Superdickery/Thriftie#Origin_Story wrote a backstory for her]] and had a RuleThirtyFour website draw her naked.
* RuleOfFunny
* RunningGag: Several types of covers crop up a statistically alarming number of times. There's a few in the commentary as well, particularly, "[[HoYay Batman's not gay!]]"
* SmugSnake: See: {{Jerkass}}.
* ValuesDissonance: Most of the Wartime propaganda featured is ''astonishingly'' racist by today's standards. [[invoked]]
* VerySpecialEpisode: Mocked in the infamous Comicbook/GreenLantern / GreenArrow crossover, which shows Green Arrow's apprentice, Speedy, caught shooting up heroin:
-->''"You nicknamed him [[UnfortunateName Speedy]]. What did you expect?!"''
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Many of the Stupor Powers are of this variety.
* XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=850:bucky-strapped-to-a-bomb&catid=35:propaganda-index&Itemid=35 Bucky, Wonder Woman called. She wants her cover back.]]
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