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* ViewerPronunciationConfusion: InUniverse example in "[[https://xkcd.com/2819 Punctuation]]", in which each letter in the word "Tuesday" is explained as being pronounced the same as in another word... which can, in each case, have two different pronunciations, depending on meaning.
-->Pet peeve: ambiguous pronunciation guides.
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** The [[http://what-if.xkcd.com/53/ What If entry, Drain the World,]] had the Netherlands taking over the world as a RunningGag. The [[http://what-if.xkcd.com/54/ sequel, Drain the World II]] showed Mars being turned into "New Netherlands." [[http://xkcd.com/1555/ Exoplanet Names 2]] revealed that the Netherlands will continue to expand, establishing "Netherlands VI."

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** The [[http://what-if.xkcd.com/53/ What If entry, Drain the World,]] had the Netherlands taking over the world as a RunningGag. The [[http://what-if.xkcd.com/54/ sequel, Drain the World II]] showed Mars being turned into "New Netherlands." This was then carried into the main comic, with [[http://xkcd.com/1555/ Exoplanet Names 2]] revealed revealing that the Netherlands will continue to expand, establishing "Netherlands VI."
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The comic also [[TheWikiRule has a wiki of sorts]] of its own; [[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page Explain XKCD]], a resource for understanding the jokes that may fly over the reader's head.

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The comic also [[TheWikiRule has a wiki of sorts]] sorts of its own; [[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page Explain XKCD]], a resource for understanding the jokes that may fly over the reader's head.
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The comic also [[TheWikiRule has a wiki of sorts]] of its own; [[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page Explain XKCD]], a resource for understanding the jokes that may fly over the readers' head.

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The comic also [[TheWikiRule has a wiki of sorts]] of its own; [[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page Explain XKCD]], a resource for understanding the jokes that may fly over the readers' reader's head.

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No context for those callbacks, except for the hamsterball which has an actual example listed as well


** Electric skateboards are a recurring motif.
** So are giant hamster balls.
** "Lemme know if you find out why she's ordering all those colored plastic balls."



** Zeppelins



** The "surprise wildlife encounter" suggested [[https://xkcd.com/2702 as a gift]] for animal enthusiasts references [[https://xkcd.com/325/ A-Minus-Minus]].

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** The "surprise wildlife encounter" suggested [[https://xkcd.com/2702 as a gift]] for animal enthusiasts references [[https://xkcd.com/325/ A-Minus-Minus]]. Also, for technology enthusiasts, the strip suggests the all-powerful Cybiko[[TradeSnark ®]] Wireless Handheld Computer for Teens (2000) last seen in [[https://xkcd.com/2699/ Feature Comparison.]]



* GiftOfTheMagiPlot: Inverted with [[http://xkcd.com/506/ 506: Theft of the Magi.]] Black Hat and his girlfriend both sold each others' possessions on the internet to get themselves a gift, only for said gift to be useless without the item that the other sold off.

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* GiftOfTheMagiPlot: Inverted with [[http://xkcd.com/506/ 506: Theft of the Magi.]] Black Hat and his girlfriend both sold each others' possessions on the internet (his UsefulNotes/{{Xbox 360}} and her roomba), using the money to get buy themselves a gift, only gifts (a copy of ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' for said gift to be Xbox and a roomba dueling harness) that are useless without the item that the other sold off.



* ItWasHisSled: [[http://xkcd.com/109/ parodied.]]

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* ItWasHisSled: [[invoked]]{{Parodied}} in [[http://xkcd.com/109/ parodied.]]Spoiler Alert,]] in which Randall takes three common-knowledge spoilers: [[Literature/HarryPotter Snape]], [[Film/TheMatrix Trinity]], and [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]] [[spoiler:kill Dumbledore, die in a hovercraft crash, and was Kane's sled]], respectively, and then combines them into "Snake kills Trinity with Rosebud". The AltText goes a step further: [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden]] [[spoiler:was both characters]].


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** [[https://xkcd.com/2702/ What If? 2 Gift Guide]] shouts out Literature/HemingwaysSixWordStory in its title text, suggesting the gift of baby shoes for people who like babies or literature, but not both, as reference to the story's loose implication that the shoes are only being given because a baby died.
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-->'''Man''': I think I need to go home and think about my life.\\
'''Woman''': It won't help.
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* TheScream: The beret man has [[https://www.xkcd.com/1099/ endless wings]]. Everyone around him screams as he grows them to the size Earth.

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* TheScream: The beret man has [[https://www.xkcd.com/1099/ endless wings]].wings]] (not chicken wings). Everyone around him screams as he grows them to the size Earth.

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Expanding examples, starting from R. Road Sign Reversal: The "Space" sign could very well be installed and not flipped. It's very unlikely that a city named Space is 62 miles away.


* RageQuit: [[https://xkcd.com/2434/ Vaccine Guidance]], when a CDC official on a teleconference is asked all sorts of idiotic questions.
--> MEETING ENDED BY HOST
* RainOfArrows: [[http://www.xkcd.com/1078/ Agincourt Gambit]]

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* RageQuit: [[https://xkcd.com/2434/ Vaccine Guidance]], when a CDC official on a teleconference is asked all sorts of idiotic questions.
--> MEETING ENDED BY HOST
questions from the other participants, prompting the official to end the call.
* RainOfArrows: In the title text of [[http://www.xkcd.com/1078/ Agincourt Gambit]]Gambit]], "↘↘↘" after the chess moves may be interpreted as a rain of arrows. The comic is an analogue of the Battle of Agincourt in UsefulNotes/TheHundredYearsWar, where the English, with their longbows, won against the French.



* ReallyGetsAround: Touched on [[http://xkcd.com/507/ here]].
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Given by the target of a pickup artist in [[http://xkcd.com/1027/ this strip]].

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* ReallyGetsAround: Touched on In [[http://xkcd.com/507/ here]].
Experimentation]], the woman does her lesbian experimentation scientifically, by making a hypothesis and doing experiments, or in this case having sexual encounters on men ''and'' women. She apparently has done this to the entire sophomore class, as seen in the title text.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Given by the target of a pickup artist The haired man in [[http://xkcd.com/1027/ this strip]].Pickup Artist]], a pickup artist, tries negging (to imply something that lowers the recipient's self esteem so that they'll want approval) a long-haired woman. The woman negs him back by telling him that he is ultimately a mediocre person, won't find any way to improve and thus be trapped in an never-ending cycle of failure.



** Apparently [[http://xkcd.com/1011/ a good name for your daughter.]]
** [[http://xkcd.com/1745/ This comic]] lampshades the outdatedness of the trope.

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** Apparently In [[http://xkcd.com/1011/ a good Baby Names]], this is considered as the name for your daughter.]]
of someone's daughter.
** [[http://xkcd.com/1745/ This comic]] lampshades the outdatedness of the trope.trope, not by making a FreezeFrameIntroduction, but by introducing history of vinyl discs (or where the scratch would come from).



* ReversePsychology: Black Hat Guy [[http://xkcd.com/804/ warns]] vandals not to mess with his jack-o-lantern.

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* ReversePsychology: Black Hat Guy [[http://xkcd.com/804/ warns]] vandals not to mess with his jack-o-lantern.explosive jack-o-lantern with a warning sign.



* RightThroughTheWall: [[http://xkcd.com/316/ With an elliptical reflector dish.]]
* RoadSignReversal: In [[http://xkcd.com/1375/ "Astronaut Vandalism,"]] with a twist.

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* RightThroughTheWall: In retaliation for a neighbor who likes having loud sex, someone decides to have one [[http://xkcd.com/316/ With with an elliptical reflector dish.]]
* RoadSignReversal: In [[http://xkcd.com/1375/ "Astronaut Vandalism,"]] with a twist.
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* RuleThirtyFour: If there are no actual [[http://xkcd.com/923/ Strunk/White erotic fanfictions]] out there now, there probably will be as a direct result of this comic.
** [[http://xkcd.com/305/ Discussed by name.]]

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* RuleThirtyFour: RuleThirtyFour:
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If there are no actual [[http://xkcd.com/923/ Strunk/White erotic fanfictions]] out there now, there probably will be as a direct result of this comic.
** [[http://xkcd.com/305/ Discussed by name.]]]] The man in the comic doubts the validity of the rule until he and the woman agrees that the concept of women playing the electric guitar in the shower would be fairly hot.



** Raptors

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** RaptorsRaptors. Randall might have had a fear of them as he [[https://www.xkcd.com/87/ plotted a plan about this.]]



* SarcasmMode: "Try an Internet petition drive -- those ''totally'' work."

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* SarcasmMode: The television show in [[https://www.xkcd.com/581/ this comic]] ends abruptly as a result of being cancelled. The final panel says, "Try an Internet petition drive -- those ''totally'' work."



* SceneryPorn: There are several strips that have good visuals in them, such as [[http://xkcd.com/1079/ "United Shapes,"]] but [[http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de the absolute ginormous size of]] "[[http://xkcd.com/1110/ Click and drag]]" takes this trope way past root 121.

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* SceneryPorn: SceneryPorn:
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There are several strips that have good visuals in them, such as [[http://xkcd.com/1079/ "United Shapes,"]] but [[http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de the absolute ginormous size of]] "[[http://xkcd.com/1110/ Click and drag]]" takes this trope way past root 121.



* SchmuckBait: "[[http://xkcd.com/825/ Jeffrey is famous as the picture on the Wikipedia article on 'Necrosis']]"

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* SchmuckBait: "[[http://xkcd.com/825/ Jeffrey is famous as the picture on the Wikipedia article on 'Necrosis']]"'Necrosis']]." Although that article doesn't have the image anymore, it's still present in articles such as '[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loxoscelism Loxoscelism]]'...



* ScienceIsWrong: "No one told you because you're cute when you get into [[http://xkcd.com/298/ something."]]

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* ScienceIsWrong: "No one told you because you're cute when you get into [[http://xkcd.In [[https://www.xkcd.com/298/ something."]]Tesla Coil]], when a tesla coil is shown to Black Hat man, he manages to shoot electricty from his fingers. The only explanation from him is that science doesn't work.



* TheScream: How people react to [[http://xkcd.com/1099/ endless wings.]]
* {{Selfcest}}: You'd think [[http://xkcd.com/267/ this]] is going somewhere dramatic, but no.
* SelfDeprecation: One way to interpret [[http://xkcd.com/793/ this strip.]]

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* TheScream: How people react to [[http://xkcd.The beret man has [[https://www.xkcd.com/1099/ endless wings.]]
wings]]. Everyone around him screams as he grows them to the size Earth.
* {{Selfcest}}: You'd think [[http://xkcd.In [[https://www.xkcd.com/267/ this]] is going somewhere dramatic, but no.
Choices: Part 4]], the woman inside the bubble and her clone outside have a conversation about the reality that they're in. The clone, in the end, admits that she made out with her.
* SelfDeprecation: One way to interpret [[http://xkcd.SelfDeprecation:
** [[https://www.xkcd.
com/793/ Physicists]] is about physics students (annoyingly) stating that a problem is actually easy to solve provided that they have a simplified model. Randall has a degree in physics, which might have inspired him to make this strip.]]comic.



* SelfImposedChallenge: A rare non-video game example: [[http://xkcd.com/724/ This]] strip inspired an actual [[http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212 Flash implementation]] of the game. It's pretty unplayable (that's kind of the point) with the usual Tetris goals, but [[http://www.metafilter.com/90888/Theres-also-a-Katamari-level-where-everything-is-just-slightly-bigger-than-you-and-a-Mario-level-with-a-star-just-out-of-reach#3034952 a MeFite]] pointed out the game is actually interesting and reasonably challenging if you try to end the game with as ''few'' pieces as you can.

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* SelfImposedChallenge: A rare In a non-video game example: example, [[http://xkcd.com/724/ This]] strip This strip]], which shows a Tetris field with a curved bottom, inspired an actual [[http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212 Flash implementation]] of the game. It's pretty unplayable (that's kind of the point) with the usual Tetris goals, but [[http://www.metafilter.com/90888/Theres-also-a-Katamari-level-where-everything-is-just-slightly-bigger-than-you-and-a-Mario-level-with-a-star-just-out-of-reach#3034952 a MeFite]] pointed out the game is actually interesting and reasonably challenging if you try to end the game with as ''few'' pieces as you can.



** The basis of [[http://xkcd.com/688/ #688]]. And [[http://xkcd.com/703/ #703.]]
** According to [[http://xkcd.com/1079/ #1079,]] Colorado is shaped like its Wikipedia article.
** The graph in [[http://xkcd.com/1230/ #1230]] is true if you interpret it either as a polar or a cartesian plot.

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** The basis of [[http://xkcd.com/688/ #688]]. And #688]], as a set of chart, contains itself.
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[[http://xkcd.com/703/ #703.]]
#703]] shows the Tautology Club, which is about tautologisms (e.g. honorable people are in honor societies and people in honor societies are honourable).
** According to [[http://xkcd.com/1079/ #1079,]] Colorado is shaped like its (fake) Wikipedia article.
** The graph in [[http://xkcd.com/1230/ #1230]] is true if you interpret it either as a polar or a cartesian plot.plot: as a polar plot, the certainty (radius) increases over time (angle); as a cartesian plot, the certainty (''y''-axis) decreases over time (''x''-axis).
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* AwesomeButImpractical: [[https://xkcd.com/2804/ Marshmallow]] features the reentry marshmallow toasting module. Attached to a reentry vehicle from a space shuttle or some other source, the reentry marshmallow toasting module extends a stick with a marshmallow attached to toast it from the heat of entering the atmosphere. Marshmallows toasted this way sound impossibly cool, but the method suffers from a couple problems, primarily that the extended arm would cause turbulence that makes steering harder and [[TooDumbToLive risks everyone for a fatal crash]], and the AltText points out that it would be way too easy for the marshmallow to fall off.

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* AwesomeButImpractical: [[https://xkcd.com/2804/ Marshmallow]] features the reentry marshmallow toasting module. Attached to a reentry vehicle from a space shuttle or some other source, the reentry marshmallow toasting module extends a stick with a marshmallow attached [[ImpromptuCampfireCookout to toast it from the heat of entering the atmosphere.atmosphere]]. Marshmallows toasted this way sound impossibly cool, but the method suffers from a couple problems, primarily that the extended arm would cause turbulence that makes steering harder and [[TooDumbToLive risks everyone for a fatal crash]], and the AltText points out that it would be way too easy for the marshmallow to fall off.
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* AwesomeButImpractical: [[https://xkcd.com/2804/ Marshmallow]] features the reentry marshmallow toasting module. Attached to a reentry vehicle from a space shuttle or some other source, the reentry marshmallow toasting module extends a stick with a marshmallow attached to toast it from the heat of entering the atmosphere. Marshmallows toasted this way sound impossibly cool, but the method suffers from a couple problems, primarily that the extended arm would cause turbulence that makes steering harder and [[TooDumbToLive risks everyone for a fatal crash]], and the AltText points out that it would be way too easy for the marshmallow to fall off.
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* TheInternetIsAnOcean: There's a "Map of the Internet" depicting it as an archipelago [[https://xkcd.com/802/ in strip 802]].
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** [[https://xkcd.com/2186/ Dark matter isn't squirrels!]]

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** In [[https://xkcd.com/2186/ Dark "Dark Matter"]], Megan tells Cueball that dark matter isn't squirrels!]]density is about 0.3[[subscript:E]]V/[[subscript:cm]][-3-]. To illustrate the ratio, she says that for an amount of mass equal to the Earth, there would be a squirrel's worth of dark matter. Cueball interprets this literally and takes it as meaning that one squirrel is made of dark matter, then further misinterprets that all squirrels are made of dark matter.

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[points aggressively towards the "Weblinks Are Not Examples" comment block at the top] also, Square Peg Round Trope: Terrible Ticking describes when it's a sound only one person can hear, which drives them to insanity. #2344 describes a sound all seismologists have widely recorded, and which is used for pragmatic reasons (ie. syncing measures).


** According to the AltText, the man trying to get into porn in [[https://xkcd.com/884/ "Roger St."]] is none other than [[https://xkcd.com/327/ Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--]].

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** According to the AltText, the man trying to get into porn in [[https://xkcd.com/884/ "Roger St."]] is none other than [[https://xkcd.com/327/ Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--]].Students;--, from over 500 stripes earlier in [[https://xkcd.com/327/ "Exploits of a Mom"]].



** [[http://xkcd.com/2344/ An alternative explanation for the 26-second pulse on seismometers]] is that a long time ago, seismologists killed a giant and buried it in the sea, using its still-beating heart to... synchronize seismometers.



* TerribleTicking:
** [[http://xkcd.com/740/ Unn-tss, unn-tss, unn-tss...]]
** [[http://xkcd.com/2344/ An alternative explanation for the 26-second pulse on seismometers.]]

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* TerribleTicking:
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TerribleTicking: The comic [[http://xkcd.com/740/ Unn-tss, unn-tss, unn-tss...]]
** [[http://xkcd.com/2344/ An alternative explanation for
The Tell-Tale Beat]] parodies Literature/TheTellTaleHeart, in which the 26-second pulse on seismometers.]]murder victim hidden beneath the floorboards is Music/DaftPunk, and Cueball is driven to insanity by the constant background noise of their synth beats.
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** According to the AltText, the man trying to get into porn in [[https://xkcd.com/884/ "Roger St."]] is none other than [[https://xkcd.com/327/ Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--]].

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* TerribleTicking: [[http://xkcd.com/740/ Unn-tss, unn-tss, unn-tss...]]

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* SidetrackedByTheAnalogy: [[https://xkcd.com/2186/ Dark matter isn't squirrels!]]

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[[https://xkcd.com/2186/ Dark matter isn't squirrels!]]squirrels!]]
** [[https://xkcd.com/2787 Another]] dark matter metaphor (what we can see is just the tip of the iceberg; most of the universe's mass is unobservable to us) taken literally (if the ice below water level is dark matter, how did it interact with the baryonic matter of the ''Titanic''?)
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* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: In [[http://xkcd.com/327/ "Exploits of a Mom"]], a woman is called out for not only giving her son a ridiculous name but also for deleting the school's student records with SQL injection.
--> Did you really name your son [=Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--=] ?
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** [[https://xkcd.com/2782/ "Wikipedia Article Titles"]] involves the speed at which Randall would click the articles "Meryl Streep", "Seagull", "Meryl Streep (Seagull)", "Meryl Streep Seagull Incident", and a disambiguation page for the latter.

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* CaptainObvious: [[https://xkcd.com/2783/ In #2783, this is apparently what Cueball's astronomy group has been doing:]] taking easy work by making studies about things that obviously don't exist, among which include "Earthlike stars" and "exoplanets in our solar system".



* ChessWithDeath: Although Death didn't take into account having to play TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons.

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* ChessWithDeath: Although In [[https://xkcd.com/393/ #393]], playing games with the dead is [[CelestialBureaucracy just a standard business practice for Death]]. The late Creator/GaryGygax manages to keep Death didn't take into account having to play away from the office for days via TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons.



** In [[https://xkcd.com/2779/ Exoplanet Hi-5]], Cueball does the classic "high five; down low; too slow" trick on aliens from Proxima Centauri b, sending the "too slow" message a month before the down-low is expected to come in, as one does in this situation. The aliens react to this by sending an intergalactic invasion fleet.

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** In [[https://xkcd.com/2779/ Exoplanet Hi-5]], Cueball does the classic "high five; down low; too slow" trick on aliens from Proxima Centauri b, sending the "too slow" message a month before the down-low is expected to come in, as one does in this situation. The aliens react to this the prank by sending an intergalactic invasion fleet.



* NoodleImplements: Invoked [[http://xkcd.com/576/ here]], to the dismay of the characters.

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%%zce; needs explanation * NoodleImplements: Invoked [[http://xkcd.com/576/ here]], to the dismay of the characters.



** Whatever the rest of [[http://xkcd.com/254/ "Comic fragment"]] was.



** In [[http://xkcd.com/1665/ City Talk Pages]] the actual contents of the said Wikipedia article is this.

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** In [[http://xkcd.com/1665/ City Talk Pages]] the actual contents of the said Wikipedia article is this.this; the talk page describes various weird events happening, including a complaint from Voltaire, remarks on how the page image contains an in-progress murder, the article apparently taking a stance on correct condom use, and an Administrivia/EditWar breaking out between an editor and the murderer. The contents and edit history of the city are left up to the imagination.
** Another Wikipedia example: [[https://xkcd.com/2782/ Wikipedia Article Titles]] suggests that Randall isn't very interested in reading the pages for Creator/MerylStreep or seagulls, but some kind of unexplained "Meryl Streep Seagull Incident" would pique his curiosity, especially if it was a disambiguation page, implying multiple seagull incidents.
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* ParodicTableOfTheElements: Noting that periodic tables become outdated as [[ScienceMarchesOn new elements are discovered]], Randall brings us one [[https://xkcd.com/2723 from half an hour after the Big Bang]], which features only the four elements that existed at the time.[[note]] No, not [[ElementsOfNature earth, air, fire and water]].[[/note]]

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* ParodicTableOfTheElements: Noting that periodic tables become outdated as [[ScienceMarchesOn new elements are discovered]], Randall brings us one [[https://xkcd.com/2723 from half an hour after the Big Bang]], which features only the four elements that existed at the time.[[note]] No, not [[ElementsOfNature [[NaturalElements earth, air, fire and water]].[[/note]]
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** In [[https://xkcd.com/2779/ Exoplanet Hi-5]], Cueball does the classic "high five; down low; too slow" trick on aliens from Proxima Centauri 5, sending the "too slow" message a month before the down-low is expected to come in, as one does in this situation. The aliens react to this by sending an intergalactic invasion fleet.

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** In [[https://xkcd.com/2779/ Exoplanet Hi-5]], Cueball does the classic "high five; down low; too slow" trick on aliens from Proxima Centauri 5, b, sending the "too slow" message a month before the down-low is expected to come in, as one does in this situation. The aliens react to this by sending an intergalactic invasion fleet.

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** In [[https://xkcd.com/2779/ Exoplanet Hi-5]], Cueball does the classic "high five; down low; too slow" trick on aliens from Proxima Centauri 5, sending the "too slow" message a month before the down-low is expected to come in, as one does in this situation. The aliens react to this by sending an intergalactic invasion fleet.



* LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: Invoked in [[http://www.xkcd.com/41/ this]] AltText.
* LightbulbJoke: [[http://xkcd.com/841/ How many audiophiles...]]
* LIsForDyslexia: Double subverted in [[http://xkcd.com/745/ this strip.]] And then subverted a third time in the AltText.
* LiteralMinded: [[http://xkcd.com/1261/ Shake what your mama gave you!]]

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%%zce, needs explanation * LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: Invoked in [[http://www.xkcd.com/41/ this]] AltText.
%%zce, needs explanation * LightbulbJoke: [[http://xkcd.com/841/ How many audiophiles...]]
%%zce, needs explanation * LIsForDyslexia: Double subverted in [[http://xkcd.com/745/ this strip.]] And then subverted a third time in the AltText.
* LiteralMinded: LiteralMinded:
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[[http://xkcd.com/1261/ Shake "Shake what your mama gave you!]]you!"]] This prompts Megan not to keep dancing, but to go home and handle a gift from her mother very vigorously.
** In [[https://xkcd.com/2778/ Cuisine]], Cueball prepares some fusion cuisine. No, not mixing multiple cultures' techniques to create food; he's using heavy water to create nuclear fusion.



** In [[https://xkcd.com/2332/ this strip]], Beret Guy believes he bought a [[CursedItem cursed desk chair]] from one of these, as the place was boarded up when he tried to return it. When Cueball points out that a lot of shops are currently boarded up due to [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic coronavirus]], Beret Guy becomes convinced that [[InsaneTrollLogic the curse must have caused the virus]], and he can end the pandemic by destroying the chair.

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** In [[https://xkcd.com/2332/ this strip]], Beret Guy believes he bought a [[CursedItem cursed desk chair]] from one of these, as the place was boarded up when he tried to return it. When Cueball points out that a lot of shops are currently boarded up due to [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic coronavirus]], Beret Guy becomes convinced that [[InsaneTrollLogic the curse must have caused the virus]], and he can [[NoOntologicalInertia end the pandemic by destroying the chair.chair]].
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--->'''Beret Guy''': Die, plague-bringer!\\
'''Cursed Chair''': [[evil:HEE HEE I CAN NOT DIE]]

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--->'''Beret Guy''': Guy:''' Die, plague-bringer!\\
'''Cursed Chair''': [[evil:HEE HEE Chair:''' [[evil:[[white:Hee hee I CAN NOT DIE]]can not die]]]]
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** [[https://xkcd.com/1283/ This strip]] reimagines twentieth-century headlines if they were written to get the most clicks in the internet era, resulting in suck classics as "[[BlackComedy Most Embarrassing Reactions To The Stock Market Crash [gifs]]]."

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** [[https://xkcd.com/1283/ This strip]] reimagines twentieth-century headlines if they were written to get the most clicks in the internet era, resulting in suck classics as "[[BlackComedy Most Embarrassing Reactions To The Stock Market Crash [gifs]]]."[gifs[=]=]]]".
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** Another AltText one: [[http://xkcd.com/1011/ "I've been trying for a couple of years now,]] but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than '[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Renesmee]]'."

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** Another AltText one: [[http://xkcd.com/1011/ "I've been trying for a couple of years now,]] but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than '[[Literature/{{Twilight}} '[[Literature/BreakingDawn Renesmee]]'."
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* NumberObsession: One specific example is the narrator of the strip [[https://xkcd.com/289/ "Alone"]] who describes himself as feeling distant from most people because he's always abstracting numbers and patterns, and falls in love with a woman because the pattern of her touches is the Fibonacci sequence.

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Not about dating, therefore not an example


--->''Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?''\\
''The white balance, for one.''\\
''Focus is a bit too close.''\\
''The chromatic aberration suggests you bought your camera because it had "the most megapixels"''\\
'''THE CAR IS ON FIRE!'''\\
''Maybe you should use the insurance money to get a new camera.''

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--->''Can --->'''Megan''': ''[Pointing at an image of a burning car]'' "Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?''\\
''The
picture?"\\
'''Cueball''': "The
white balance, for one.''\\
''Focus
"\\
'''Danish''': "Focus
is a bit too close.''\\
''The
"\\
'''Black Hat''': "The
chromatic aberration suggests you bought your camera because it had "the 'the most megapixels"''\\
'''THE
megapixels'."\\
'''Megan''': "'''THE
CAR IS ON FIRE!'''\\
''Maybe
FIRE!'''"\\
''[Offscreen voice]'' "Maybe
you should use the insurance money to get a new camera.''"



* DateMyAvatar: [[http://xkcd.com/903/ This]] strip demonstrates how the internet makes you appear smarter.
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--->''Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?]]''\\

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--->''Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?]]''\\picture?''\\

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-->''[[http://xkcd.com/1014/ Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?]]''\\

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-->''[[http://xkcd.** "[[http://xkcd.com/1014/ Can Car Problems]]":
--->''Can
anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?]]''\\


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** In "Paleontology Museum", a museum visitor's reaction to seeing a fossil skeleton is to lament that rocks used to be much more interesting shapes than they are now.

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%%partial context example, explain which puns and (ideally) which comic numbers * GlassesPull: Done by both Music/RickAstley and UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton for particularly dreadful puns.

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%%partial context example, explain which puns and (ideally) which comic numbers * GlassesPull: Done by both There are [[https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Puts_on_sunglasses multiple instances]] of characters [[Series/CSIMiami putting on a pair of sunglasses for emphasis just before a particularly dreadful pun]], namely Music/RickAstley and in [[https://xkcd.com/524/ 524: Party]], UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton for particularly dreadful puns.in [[https://xkcd.com/626/ 626: Newton and Leibniz]], and the alt text in [[https://xkcd.com/977/ 977: Map Projections]].

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