History Webcomic / KarateBears

* EenieMeenieMinyMoai: The giants statues were originally Karate Bears, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/no-bear-is-island.html before their ears fell off]].

* AnAxeToGrind: Karate Bears LOVE [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/axe axes]]

* AllClothUnravels: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/12/watch-me-unravel.html do this from time to time.]]

* SistineSteal: Karate Bears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/no-thanks-im-good.html not interested.]]

* TheSouthpaw: Karate Bears have a [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/southpaw.html hell of a left hook!]]

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''[[http://karatebears.com/ Karate Bears]]'' is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator [[http://www.karatebears.com/p/about-me.html T.J. Baldwin]]. These comics have come a long way since they began and as of October 1, 2012, the Karate Bears Daily Comic is 2 years old with over 700 entries! the hard thing now is finding the really good ones!

* AllClothUnravels: KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/12/watch-me-unravel.html do this from time to time.]]
* AnAxeToGrind = KarateBears LOVE [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/axe axes]]

* AxCrazy: KarateBears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/axe pretty fond of axes.]]

* BarehandedBladeBlock: KarateBears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/kill-or-be-killed.html this one]]
* BatterUp: KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/baseball%20bat understand the usefulness of a baseball bat]]
* BigBrotherInstinct: KarateBears are often bullies themselves but also [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/protector-guy.html hate bullies]]
* BigRedButton: KarateBears: [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/08/finger-on-button.html Finger on the big red Button]] blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
* BoobyTrap: KarateBears have the ability to actually [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/wait-i-sense-something.html detect such traps.]] Like in Dungeons and Dragons.

* CartoonCheese: KarateBears love [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/cheese-it.html cartoony looking cheese]]
* CartoonJuggling:In this KarateBears clip, he is arc juggling [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/responsible-guys.html all his responsibilities.]]
* CatsAreMean: KarateBears have a sidekick Kat [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-with-scimitar.html who is very cruel on occasion.]]

* CaughtWithYourPantsDown - KarateBears will [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pants-poor.html cause this to happen.]]
* ChainOfPeople: KarateBears literally [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/human-chain.html make a chain]] of people... violently.
* CountingSheep: KarateBears actually count sheep in the morning [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/count-sheep.html for Breakfast!]]
* CrystalSkull - In June of 2012 we learned that KarateBears skulls are actually [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/crystal-head.html crystal skulls!]]

* DanceBattler: An [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/modern-dance-party.html unlikely dance fight]] at KarateBears.
* DavidVersusGoliath: KarateBears are generally the larger combatant [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/big-trouble.html but not always.]]

* DevilsAdvocate: KarateBears actually [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/devils-advocate-advocate_16.html advocate for the devil's advocate!]]
* DoesThisMakeMeLookFat: KarateBears do not fall for [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/bear-trap.html this one.]]
* DragonRider: KarateBears ride [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/dragonian.html dragons]] too!
* DrivesLikeCrazy: KarateBears drive like animals, like [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/drive-like-animals.html crazy animals.]]

* EenieMeenieMinyMoai: The giants statues were originally KarateBears, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/no-bear-is-island.html before their ears fell off]].
* TheEmperor: KarateBears have [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/empire.html a very SMALL empire.]]
* EroticDream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in KarateBears: but i guess it takes all kinds.[[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html click here]]

* FacelessMasses: T.J. Baldwin from KarateBears likes [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/crowd crowd scenes]] but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.

* FourFingeredHands: KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/04/smart.html usually have 4 fingers]]
* FurriesAreEasierToDraw. I, T.J. Baldwin do admit that KarateBears are easier to draw than people. look at my [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/cut-rug.html bad crowd scenes.]]

* GiganticGulp: KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/big-gulp.html Gulp Big.]]
* GladiatorGames: in ''KarateBears'' a guy Gladiates to save a [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/good-fight.html lady]].

* HeroesGoneFishing: KarateBears fish off [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/fisherfolk.html docks]] when they have some spare time.
* HumanPopsicle: Don't count on coming through unharmed. KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/11/sleeping-beauty.html smash them.]]

* IgnoredExpert: KarateBears: [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/thanks-but-no-thanks.html don't listen to their agents.]]
* InterspeciesRomance: This is a HUGE theme in KarateBears. here are some examples. [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html A]] [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dont-pick-up-phone.html B]] [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dining-etiquette.html C]]

* LiterallyLovingThyNeighbor: KarateBears totally [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/good-neighbor.html have a crush on the neighbor.]]

* MortalWoundReveal: KarateBears rarely lose and [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/sore-losers.html this is why]]
* MurderByCremation: KarateBears use a dude named [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pete.html pete]] to heat their home.
* MyBrainIsBig - KarateBears brains are generally concealed but they are visibly [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/bear-brain.html huge here.]]

* NoFourthWall: KarateBears have no patience for the [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/4th-wall.html fourth wall.]]
* NonverbalMiscommunication: This KarateBears guy probably won't [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/attack-stance.html get any of these girls to go out with him.]] No matter what he actually says.
* NotInKansasAnymore: KarateBears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/are-there-cities-in-kansas.html not in kansas any more.]]

* {{Pegasus}}: ''KarateBears'' are man enough to admit that they [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/pegasus-over-rainbow.html ride pegasi over rainbows]]

* PietaPlagiarism: KarateBears need [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/pita.html a mop.]]
* PlantPerson: KarateBears were around back when there were still [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/tree-hugger.html Dryads]].

* PlungerDetonator: In KarateBear: the hero rigs explosives and an [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/04/rig-electionsexplosions.html election]] at the same time!
* PoliceLineup: KarateBears don't care, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/line-em-up.html they just pick everybody.]]
* PornStash - In KarateBears one guy shows his Playboy Stash to [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/playboy.html some girls who thought they were going to make out!]]
* PrettyInMink: KarateBears do not approve of fancy ladies wearing [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/stoled.html fur.]]

* RampJump. KarateBears like to [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/red-white-and-bearz.html jump their van off ramps.]] Also [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/big-jumps.html bicycles.]]
* RoyalBrat - King [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/king-joffrey.html Joffrey]] was a Karate Bear was a royel Brat. This is to say that KarateBears have the same feelings of entitlement and power.

* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: A member of the KarateBears does a Doug (Michael Showalter) in this strip, and [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/doug.html actually leaves the page.]]
* ShamefulStrip: KarateBears will [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/bare-bear.html do it]] if they have to.

* ShoutOut: A List of KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/homage Shout Outs]]
* {{Sideboob}}: In a KarateBears dream sequence, a lady with [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html Sideboob]] rides bareback.

* SistineSteal: KarateBears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/no-thanks-im-good.html not interested.]]
* SmokingGun: KarateBears found [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/smoking-gun.html the smoking gun]]
* SmokingHotSex: KarateBears still [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/smokes.html smoke after sex]] even if it's a little old fashioned.
* SociopathicSoldier: The guy in this KarateBears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/distinguished-soldier.html mangling and eating an enemy]]
* StuckOnBandAidBrand: KarateBears hope to one day [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/09/household-name.html achieve this sort of recognition]].

* TheSouthpaw: KarateBears have a [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/southpaw.html hell of a left hook!]]
* TalkingInBed: KarateBears talk to their [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html girlfriends in bed]]
* TechnologyMarchesOn - KarateBears used to work [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/computers-were-huge.html on those giant computers.]]
* TuxedoAndMartini: KarateBears Clean up good, and love to drink. [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/11/bonds-that-last.html Look.]]

* UnnecessaryCombatRoll: KarateBears love doing [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/12/somersault.html unnecessary flip/flops]] before doing most activities.

* WhenIWasYourAge: KarateBears used to have to have [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/back-when-i-was-kid.html to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!]]

* EyeBeams: This guy from KarateBearsWebcomic [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/power-cosmic.html has eye beams]]

* AnAxeToGrind = KarateBears LOVE [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/axe axes]]

* DavidVersusGoliath: KarateBears are generally the larger combatant [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/big-trouble.html but not always.]]

''[[http://karatebears.com/ Karate Bears]]'' is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator [[http://www.karatebears.com/p/about-me.html T.J. Baldwin]].

* ShoutOut/WebComics: A List of KarateBears [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/homage Shout Outs]]
* {{Sideboob:}} In a KarateBears dream sequence, a lady with [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html Sideboob]] rides bareback.

* DeBris: KarateBears can perform a [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/bust-out-briss.html Bris]]

* Interspecies romance: This is a HUGE theme in KarateBears. here are some examples. [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html A]] [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dont-pick-up-phone.html B]] [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dining-etiquette.html C]]

* NightVision: KarateBears have [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/karate-bears-can-see-in-dark.html have infrared vision]]

* Pegasus: ''KarateBears'' are man enough to admit that they [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/pegasus-over-rainbow.html ride pegasi over rainbows]]

* Sideboob: In a KarateBears dream sequence, a lady with [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html Sideboob]] rides bareback.

* PoliceLineup: KarateBears don't care, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/line-em-up.html they just pick everybody.]]* ShamefulStrip: KarateBears will [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/bare-bear.html do it]] if they have to.

* ShamefulStrip: KarateBears will [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/bare-bear.html do it]] if they have to.

* BabyGotBack: KarateBears (and creator T.J. Baldwin) both appreciate [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/cant-deny.html big butts]]

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