Line #8 Webcomic/KarateBears


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:Gentlemen Prefer Blondes]]
3	''[[http://www.karatebears.com/ Karate Bears]]'' is a whimsical, wacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator [[http://www.karatebears.com/p/about-me.html T.J. Baldwin]]. It ran from October 1, 2012 to April 19, 2014.
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5	!!This webcomic provides examples of:
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7	%%* AllClothUnravels: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/12/watch-me-unravel.html do this from time to time.]]
8	* AlternateLandmarkHistory: The giant statues were originally Karate Bears, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/no-bear-is-island.html before their ears fell off]].
9	* AtlasPose: Here one is [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/08/karate-bears-shrugged.html illustrating Ayn Rand's book]].
10	* AxCrazy: Karate Bears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/axe pretty fond of axes.]]
11	* BarehandedBladeBlock: Karate Bears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/kill-or-be-killed.html this one]]
12	* BatterUp: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/baseball%20bat understand the usefulness of a baseball bat]]
13	* BigBrotherInstinct: Karate Bears are often bullies themselves but also [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/protector-guy.html hate bullies]]
14	* BigRedButton: Karate Bears: [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/08/finger-on-button.html Finger on the big red Button]] blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
15	* BoobyTrap: Karate Bears have the ability to actually [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/wait-i-sense-something.html detect such traps.]] Like in Dungeons and Dragons.
16	* BloodBath: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/innocent-bath.html like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.]]
17	* CartoonCheese: Karate Bears love [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/cheese-it.html cartoony looking cheese]]
18	* CartoonJuggling: In this Karate Bears clip, he is arc juggling [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/responsible-guys.html all his responsibilities.]]
19	* CatsAreMean: Karate Bears have a sidekick Kat [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-with-scimitar.html who is very cruel on occasion.]]
20	* CatsAreSuperior: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/cats-and-dogs.html taking on 4 large dogs]] This one is also really badass: [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-2011_02.html Kitty Kat smoking]]
21	* CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Karate Bears will [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pants-poor.html cause this to happen.]]
22	* ChainOfPeople: Karate Bears literally [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/human-chain.html make a chain]] of people... violently.
23	* CountingSheep: Karate Bears actually count sheep in the morning [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/count-sheep.html for Breakfast!]]
24	* CrystalSkull: In June of 2012 we learned that Karate Bears skulls are actually [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/crystal-head.html crystal skulls!]]
25	* DanceBattler: An [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/modern-dance-party.html unlikely dance fight]] at Karate Bears.
26	* DavidVersusGoliath: Karate Bears are generally the larger combatant [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/big-trouble.html but not always.]]
27	* DeadlyDisc: They [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/sawstar.html use saw blades]]
28	* DevilsAdvocate: Karate Bears actually [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/devils-advocate-advocate_16.html advocate for the devil's advocate!]]
29	* DoesThisMakeMeLookFat: Karate Bears do not fall for [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/bear-trap.html this one.]]
30	* DragonRider: Karate Bears ride [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/dragonian.html dragons]] too!
31	* DrivesLikeCrazy: Karate Bears drive like animals, like [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/drive-like-animals.html crazy animals.]]
32	* TheEmperor: Karate Bears have [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/empire.html a very SMALL empire.]]
33	* EroticDream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in Karate Bears: but i guess it takes all kinds.[[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html click here]]
34	* EyeBeams: This guy [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/power-cosmic.html has eye beams]]
35	* FacelessMasses: T.J. Baldwin from Karate Bears likes [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/crowd crowd scenes]] but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.
36	* FollowYourNose: They [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/bbq.html can smell your BBQ]]
37	* FootPopping [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/kiss-and-tell.html double foot pop!]]
38	* FourFingeredHands: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/04/smart.html usually have 4 fingers]]
39	* FurriesAreEasierToDraw. I, T.J. Baldwin do admit that Karate Bears are easier to draw than people. look at my [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/cut-rug.html bad crowd scenes.]]
40	* GiganticGulp: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/big-gulp.html Gulp Big.]]
41	* GladiatorGames: A guy Gladiates to save a [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/good-fight.html lady]].
42	* HeroesGoneFishing: Karate Bears fish off [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/fisherfolk.html docks]] when they have some spare time.
43	* HumanPopsicle: Don't count on coming through unharmed. Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/11/sleeping-beauty.html smash them.]]
44	* IgnoredExpert: Karate Bears: [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/thanks-but-no-thanks.html don't listen to their agents.]]
45	* InterspeciesRomance: This is a HUGE theme in Karate Bears. here are some examples. [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html A]] [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dont-pick-up-phone.html B]] [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dining-etiquette.html C]]
46	* JumpOffABridgeRebuttal: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/jump-of-bridge.html actually do jump off a bridge]].
47	* JumpingOnAGrenade: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/09/grenades.html jump on grenades]] if they want to.
48	* LiterallyLovingThyNeighbor: Karate Bears totally [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/good-neighbor.html have a crush on the neighbor.]]
49	* MortalWoundReveal: Karate Bears rarely lose and [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/sore-losers.html this is why]]
50	* MurderByCremation: Karate Bears use a dude named [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pete.html pete]] to heat their home.
51	* MyBrainIsBig: Karate Bears brains are generally concealed but they are visibly [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/bear-brain.html huge here.]]
52	* NoFourthWall: Karate Bears have no patience for the [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/4th-wall.html fourth wall.]]
53	* NonverbalMiscommunication: This Karate Bears guy probably won't [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/attack-stance.html get any of these girls to go out with him.]] No matter what he actually says.
54	* NotInKansasAnymore: Karate Bears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/are-there-cities-in-kansas.html not in kansas any more.]]
55	* ThePeepingTom: Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/mischief.html peep]].
56	* {{Pegasus}}: Karate Bears are man enough to admit that they [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/pegasus-over-rainbow.html ride pegasi over rainbows]]
57	* PietaPlagiarism: Karate Bears need [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/pita.html a mop.]]
58	* PlantPerson: Karate Bears were around back when there were still [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/tree-hugger.html Dryads]].
59	* PlayingHardToGet: [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/03/hard-to-get.html hard to get]]
60	* PlungerDetonator: The hero rigs explosives and an [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/04/rig-electionsexplosions.html election]] at the same time!
61	* PoliceLineup: Karate Bears don't care, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/line-em-up.html they just pick everybody.]]
62	* PornStash: One guy shows his Playboy Stash to [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/playboy.html some girls who thought they were going to make out!]]
63	* PrettyInMink: Karate Bears do not approve of fancy ladies wearing [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/stoled.html fur.]]
64	* RampJump. Karate Bears like to [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/red-white-and-bearz.html jump their van off ramps.]] Also [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/big-jumps.html bicycles.]]
65	* RoyalBrat - King [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/06/king-joffrey.html Joffrey]] was a Karate Bear was a royel Brat. This is to say that Karate Bears have the same feelings of entitlement and power.
66	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: A member of the Karate Bears does a Doug (Michael Showalter) in this strip, and [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/08/doug.html actually leaves the page.]]
67	* ShamefulStrip: Karate Bears will [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/bare-bear.html do it]] if they have to.
68	* SafeCracking: KB krack [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/safekracker.html safes]]
69	* ShoutOut: A List of Karate Bears [[http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/homage Shout Outs]]
70	* {{Sideboob}}: In a Karate Bears dream sequence, a lady with [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html Sideboob]] rides bareback.
71	* SingleMomStripper: This would be a [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/03/do-what-it-takes.html Single Dad Stripper]] but i think it still applies
72	%%* SistineSteal: Karate Bears are [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/no-thanks-im-good.html not interested.]]
73	* SmokingGun: Karate Bears found [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/smoking-gun.html the smoking gun]]
74	* SmokingHotSex: Karate Bears still [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/smokes.html smoke after sex]] even if it's a little old fashioned.
75	* SociopathicSoldier: The guy in this Karate Bears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/distinguished-soldier.html mangling and eating an enemy]]
76	* StuckOnBandAidBrand: Karate Bears hope to one day [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/09/household-name.html achieve this sort of recognition]].
77	* TalkingInBed: Karate Bears talk to their [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html girlfriends in bed]]
78	* TechnologyMarchesOn: Karate Bears used to work [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/computers-were-huge.html on those giant computers.]]
79	* TuxedoAndMartini: Karate Bears clean up good, and love to drink. [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/11/bonds-that-last.html Look.]]
80	* UnnecessaryCombatRoll: Karate Bears love doing [[http://www.karatebears.com/2010/12/somersault.html unnecessary flip/flops]] before doing most activities.
81	* UnwantedHarem: Karate Bears love women, [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/still-not-happy.html?spref=fb but not one woman in particular.]]
82	* WhenIWasYourAge: Karate Bears used to have to have [[http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/back-when-i-was-kid.html to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!]]
83	* WrongSideOfTheTracks: These guys [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/09/wrong-side-of-tracks.html are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!]]

Context Webcomic / KarateBears