History WebVideo / JobbyTheHong

--'''Megatron:''' (Triumphantly) With the Golden Disk finally within my grasp, I possess the unlimited power to...\\

* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: Discussed throughout several of his videos regarding of the amount of money he spent on his toys. In the earlier reviews, he mentions that a price point higher than 50 bucks sounds ridiculous for the time. As the channel grows and Jobby were able to purchase even more expensive toys beyond the price threshold, culminating with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmt1Hzxb_m4 Robosen Auto-Transforming Optimus Prime]] at '''''[[UpToEleven $1000]]''''', anything beyond 50 bucks doesn't sound ridiculous anymore.

* OverusedRunningGag: He lampshades how much of a gigantic meme "[[CatchPhrase Swivel here]]" has become while usually also saying that [[HypocriticalHumor he will continue to use it]].

* AssShove: One of Jobby's running gags is to have a character or himself say "putitinmyass". He tried to get Creator/DavidKaye to say it thrice (and [[WhoWritesThisCrap unsuccessfully]] at that): the first two was during his review of the Masterpiece WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron (the first instance had Kaye suddenly stop from reading his line out); then the third one during his review of [=ToyWorld=]'s Beast General (a 3rd-party figure of Beast Wars Transmetals Megatron), where he just [[LittleNo flatly refuses.]]

* AssShove: One of Jobby's running gags is to have a character or himself say "putitinmyass". He tried to get Creator/DavidKaye to say it thrice (and [[WhoWritesThisCrap unsuccessfully]] at that): the first two was during his review of the Masterpiece WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron (the first instance had Kaye suddenly stop from reading his line then [[{{Corpsing}} corpse into giggle]]); then the third one during his review of [=ToyWorld=]'s Beast General (a 3rd-party figure of Beast Wars Transmetals Megatron), where he just [[FlatNo flatly refuses.]]

* AssShove: One of Jobby's running gags is to have a character or himself say "putitinmyass". He tried to get Creator/DavidKaye to say it twice (and [[WhoWritesThisCrap unsuccessfully]] on both instances): first, during his review of the Masterpiece WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron; then later during his review of [=ToyWorld=]'s Beast General (a 3rd-party figure of Beast Wars Transmetals Megatron.)

* AssShove: One of Jobby's running gags is to have a character or himself say "putitinmyass". He tried ([[WhoWritesThisCrap unsuccessfully]]) to get Creator/DavidKaye to say it during his Masterpiece WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron review.

* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: From his ''Film/{{Transformers}}'' review:

* NeverLiveItDown: Invoked in his review for [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie MP-28 Hot Rod]], where he says that he can never forgive said character for interfering with Optimus Prime and Megatron's battle and getting the former killed as a result. For extra context, the video's ''thumbnail'' shows a picture of Optimus' dead corpse and Jobby's usual intro is interrupted by Optimus telling Hot Rod to get out of the way.

** The only exception to this rule were a [[ShoddyKnockoffProduct bootleg]] of [[Toys/{{Figma}} Figma Snow Miku]][[labelnote:*]]Product shatters on showcase, and he couldn't properly review it[[/labelnote]], [[Anime/DigimonAdventure02 Transforming Figure Imperialdramon]][[labelnote:*]]The figure has unconvincing transformation and generally being uglier and restrictive compared to the retro digimon evolving figures, which he considers to be run-of-the-mill toy and glorified paperweight than a premium figurine that he find with the newer Digivolving Spirits line[[/labelnote]], Bold Forms Gladius[[labelnote:*]]The nightmarish engineering used for it's triple transforming feature completely undermines it's rigidity aspect, as the figure cannot hold it's own limbs and poses nor does it tab or plug in on anything. Considering how Jobby handle his toys, it's no wonder why Jobby finds it unfun to play with, with the only real praise is [[DamnedByFaintPraise the super sleek Gun Mode and supposedly strong ratchet joints on it's limbs]][[/labelnote]], and Transformers Masterpiece [=MP-45=] Bumblebee 2.0[[labelnote:*]]Almost all of the figure's engineering cram all of the vehicle mode parts on it's back in a completely unflattering manner, which emphasizes his #[=BackLivesMatter=] argument even further and get him to coined the term "Cardboard Engineering" that he used as a serious criticism against Takara Tomy[[/labelnote]], which he considers mediocre at best and awful at worst.

* PsychoStrings: Heralds the appearance of the Gundam Ghost, when Jobby even so much as hints at the idea of model kit building that he has no time for whenever a non-model kit toy still has some runners or is in need of custom paint.

** He also doesn't like the inclusion of a gigantic backpack that's permanently included and grafted in Masterpiece-44 Optimus Prime 3.0, which is essentially a glorified talking feature that can't be removed and is there to fill a hole that could've been used to squeeze the other body parts, something that the [[Effective Knockoff Transform Element OP Leader]] was able to pull off.

** The only exception to this rule were a [[ShoddyKnockoffProduct bootleg]] of [[Toys/{{Figma}} Figma Snow Miku]][[labelnote:*]]Product shatters on showcase, and he couldn't properly review it.[[/labelnote]], [[Anime/DigimonAdventure02 Transforming Figure Imperialdramon]][[labelnote:*]]The figure has unconvincing transformation and generally being uglier and restrictive compared to the retro digimon evolving figures, which he considers to be run-of-the-mill toy and glorified paperweight than a premium figurine that he find with the newer Digivolving Spirits line[[/labelnote]], Bold Forms Gladius[[labelnote:*]]The nightmarish engineering used for it's triple transforming feature completely undermines it's rigidity aspect as the figure is very wobbly and brittle and almost everything doesn't tab or plug in on anything. Considering how Jobby handle his toys, it's no wonder why Jobby finds it unfun to play with, with the only real praise is [[DamnedByFaintPraise the super sleek Gun Mode and supposedly strong ratchet joints on it's limbs]][[/labelnote]], and Transformers Masterpiece [=MP-45=] Bumblebee 2.0[[labelnote:*]]Almost all of the figure's engineering cram all of the vehicle mode parts on it's back in a completely unflattering manner, which emphasizes his #[=BackLivesMatter=] argument even further and get him to coined the term "Cardboard Engineering" that he used as a serious criticism against Takara Tomy[[/labelnote]], which he considers mediocre at best and awful at worst.

* IdiosyncraticRatingsScale: Jobby rate his toys with kisses; i.e. the figure is worth more based on how much mini Godzilla kisses he gave into that figure, ranging from 1 kiss (great), 2 kiss (awesome), 3 kiss (amazing), and the mythical 4 kiss (the last kiss he gave it himself) that only given to the selective figure he deemed perfect ([[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Masterpiece Dinobot]], [[Anime/{{Voltron}} Soul of Chogokin Voltron/GoLion]] and [[Anime/DairuggerXV Vehicle Voltron]], [[EffectiveKnockoff Jiang Xing MetalBeast-01 Winged Dragon]] [[WesternAnimation/BeastMachines Not Megatron]], [[EffectiveKnockoff Planet X Vulcun]] Not Grimlock, and [[EffectiveKnockoff Unique Toys Dragoon]] [[Film/TransformersTheLastKnight Not Megatron]]). Later videos put on more sensible five-point scale rating along with the kiss.
** The only exception to this rule were a ShoddyKnockoffProduct of [[Toys/{{Figma}} Figma Snow Miku]][[labelnote:*]]product shatters on showcase[[/labelnote]], [[Anime/DigimonAdventure02 Transforming Figure Imperialdramon]][[labelnote:*]]unconvincing transformation and generally being uglier and restrictive compared to the retro digimon evolving figures[[/labelnote]], Bold Forms Gladius[[labelnote:*]]has a serious structural integrity that nearly all the parts on the figure doesn't snap in or plug in to anything combined with it's nightmarish engineering it uses on the triple-transformation mechanics that it's almost understandable why Jobby finds it unfun to play with, with the only real praise is [[DamnedByFaintPraise the super sleek Gun Mode and supposedly strong ratchet joints on it's limbs]][[/labelnote]], and Transformers Masterpiece [=MP-45=] Bumblebee 2.0[[labelnote:*]]almost all of the figure's engineering cram all of the vehicle mode parts on it's back in a completely unflattering manner, which emphasizes his #[=BackLivesMatter=] argument even further and get him to coined the term "Cardboard Engineering" that he used as a serious criticism against Takara Tomy[[/labelnote]], which he considers mediocre at best and awful at worst.