History WebVideo / Jehtt

* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vI5M9GRCKo pNo, you're cringe"]], Gerald's pre-recorded message is able to predict nearly everything Black Doom says:

* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vI5M9GRCKo No, you're cringe]]", Gerald's pre-recorded message is able to predict nearly everything Black Doom says:
-->'''Gerald''': Shadow! If you're hearing this pre-recorded message, that means that the worst has happened! Black Doom has returned, and he called you "cringe".\\
'''Black Doom''': How did you prepare for this specific possibility?\\
'''Gerald''': He may be wondering how I prepared for this specific possibility, [[HypocriticalHumor but I can't answer questions because this is a pre-recorded message]].\\
''(…)''\\
'''Black Doom''':[…]My powers allow me to detect all cringe.\\
'''Gerald''': He may be saying that his powers allow him to detect all cringe--\\
'''Black Doom''': ''Stop doing that!''
* TemptingFate: Sonic does so in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sUR6ylVH7E Sonic Evades his Taxes]]", after deciding not to pay his taxes:

* {{Troll}}: Shadow in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d298nWzw2Ck That's a hot take]]" posts a tweet about how Sonic Adventure 2 wasn't that good of a game on the Chaotix's Twitter account to give them more exposure.
-->'''Shadow:''' Being popular in Twitter isn't about charm or wit. It's about being as inflammatory as possible.
* VillainHasAPoint: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vI5M9GRCKo No, you're cringe]]", after Gerald's prerecorded message says that the only part of Shadow that's cringe is the blood of Black Doom that runs through him, the alien has this to say:

-->'''Eggman:''' I placed a bunch of gold rings on the ground and didn't send the proper 1099 tax forms to people who picked them up.\\

-->'''Shadow''': I made them draw Rouge with fewer sexual features so that you wouldn't be horny! Reducing your blood flow to make you a millisecond slower. Slow enough for me to steal the Chaos Emerald.\\

'''Police''': Police! You're going to horny jail! Prepare to be bonked!\\
'''Sonic''': Wait, the point is I'm ''not'' horny.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjgum1AZgxc I heard you like bad boys]]".

* ArtShift: During "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yQhgkNjI2o The Chaotix become Youtubers]]" there's a brief moment where the video goes from ''Sonic X'' footage to plush dolls when Vector discusses meme formats.

''(the video switches back to Sonic X)''\\
'''Vector:''' [[AnimationAgeGhetto And the cartoon footage won't?]]
* BattleRapping: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd5SlaCfgHQ Maria Robotnik vs Gun. Epic Rap Battles Of History.]]" [[DeathOfAChild Just guess what immediately happens.]]
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs What is Ligma?]]", Shadow tries and fails to use a "[[WhatsAHenway What's Ligma]]" joke on Omega, who doesn't understand it and demands Shadow explain the joke. He still doesn't understand it after that, and instructs Shadow that, in order to install the humor drive, he has to insert the correct [=CDs=], leading to this moment:

'''Shadow''': Oh my God…\\

'''Shadow''': I should have stayed dead.

-->'''Espio:''' So they just dub over the cutscenes?\\

'''Vector:''' I don't know Charmy. After the whole [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog computer room]] thing, I don't really want to do memes.\\

* CelibateHero: Jet in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DzDicQyxB0 I haven't lost my virginity]]" has this to say to Sonic:

'''Sonic:''' Well, if I can't take his trophy, then I guess I'll have to take his virginity.\\
'''Jet:''' (in the distance) WHAT THE FUCK?!
* EasyImpersonation: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuaddpQA6Sw Hey guys, I found Sonic]]", Knuckles delivers a guy he hired to impersonate Sonic for the [[VideoGame/SonicForces the Resistance]]. Silver orders the Sonic actor to leave, only for a guy playing Shadow to appear declaring "I must avenge [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario!]]"

'''"Sonic":''' Yeah, gotta eat chili dogs! (turns to Knuckles) Did I say that right?\\

'''Knuckles:''' Craigslist....Zone
* EmbarrassingNickname: [[VideoGame/StarFox Pigma Dengar]] gets one in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBA5hPbOw5I My name is Pigma]]".

'''Pigma:''' How dare you?! I am Pigma Dengar, and I-\\
'''Falco:''' [[MemeticMutation PIGMA BALLS!]] (Fox and Slippy start cheering)\\
'''Pigma:''' Goddammit, this happens every time!
* FixFic: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVc9Kx-qfI How Sonic X Should Have Ended]].
-->'''Chris:''' Sonic! Don't leave, you're my OnlyFriend. My classmates bully me because they think I'm a furry, and my parents only let me eat rocks! You're the only good thing I have left! Please!
-->'''Sonic:''' Chris. (lets go of Chris's hand before giving him a thumbs up) Cope.
* FunWithSubtitles: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ao7kUfVFc You changed the subtitles?!]]", Shadow uses a Chaos Emerald to change what the subtitles say Sonic is saying, much to the latter's annoyance.
* HeroicBSOD: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vI5M9GRCKo No, you're cringe]]" begins with Black Doom sending Shadow into one by calling him "cringe"; Professor Gerald's pre-recorded message snaps Shadow out of it by showing him a meme with Black Doom as the Soyjak and him as the Chad.

-->'''Mephiles:''' Now I know it may be difficult to believe with such little evidence, but if you'll allow me to explain why...
-->'''Silver:''' You're right, I have to kill him!\\

'''Mephiles:''' Anyways, so you trust me?\\

'''Silver:''' [[SuperGullible Then it's a good idea! I'm 100% on board with whatever you say!]]\\
'''Mephiles:''' I see. (laughs) Well, in that case....(presses a button, causing the computer to start displaying Bored Apes) Have you ever heard of [=NFTs=]?

'''Sonic:''' Whoa, hey, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 you do not want to bring up my relationship with human women]], okay? [[{{Hypocrite}} Now that's insensitive!]]\\

* InteractiveNarrator: Sonic notices the documentary narrator talking about him in "[[https://youtu.be/yQRyxiHO42k The Wild Hedgehog]]". When the narrator switches to talking about echidnas, Knuckles attacks him.
-->'''Knuckles:''' YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PENIS!
* IntimidatingRevenueService: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sUR6ylVH7E Sonic Evades his Taxes]]" has Sonic begging Tails for help doing his taxes, or else the IRS will come for him.
* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJs9wNOHEnk Team Rocket's Podcast Gets Cancelled]]" has Meowth going from thinking that Maxie was right about Hoenn having too much water to saying that all the water in Hoenn should be gone; knowing that and not caring if everyone dies, in about one minute.
* JustJokingJustification: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gec5-COKM8 Eggman's AI Generated Daughter]]" has Eggman wanting Sage to tell him how to destroy the world. But, since Sage uses [=ChatGPT=], she won't answer. So, Eggman wants Sage to tell him how to destroy the world… as a joke. Sage says that the fastest way to destruction is nuclear warfare. She then gives Eggman the United States's nuclear launch codes. The codes didn't work, as Sage had simply told a joke.
* MagicCountdown: Averted in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlsYVW2iCyI Sonic X but the editors remember how time works]]". A bomb is set to go off in 10 seconds, but Shadow and Rouge [[TalkingIsAFreeAction waste time talking when they should be escaping.]] After 10 seconds pass, the island explodes with Chris, Shadow, and Rouge on it.
* MediumBlending: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh0mANgFWwI Sonic vents his anxieties about]] VideoGame/SonicFrontiers to Knuckles.

'''Sonic:''' (turns into a real life hedgehog) Thanks.

-->'''Sonic:''' I'm tired, Tails. This life I've built for myself, it's all so tiresome. I made so many choices when I was young and foolish. I wish I could go back and do it all again. (cut to a wall-eyed Sonic staring at the camera) SONCIC!
* MySisterIsOffLimits: Knuckles catches Sonic flirting with Tikal in the aptly-titled "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoIxUjOjOcg Bro, are you flirting with my sister?]]"

'''Sonic:''' Yes I am!\\

'''Sonic:''' Yes I do!\\

'''Sonic:''' See ya! (jumps off a cliff)\\

'''Sonic:''' [[DrivenToSuicide TAKE ME SWEET DEATH!]] (falls into the water below. Cut to a horrified Knuckles as sad music plays)

-->'''Knuckles:''' Uh, okay. If that's what you want!
** Then it was deconstructed in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7UmV90l01M Bro, you flirted with my sister]]", Knuckles feels guilty for getting unreasonably angry at Sonic and driving him to suicide. After Knuckles apologizes and allows Sonic to be together with Tikal, however...
-->'''Knuckles:''' And hey, if you got something on your mind you're struggling with, talk to me man.\\

'''Sonic:''' Yes I am!\\

'''Sonic:''' Yes I do!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Gah! You have to find a more healthy way to deal with that!
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPE2IfI-q4 Actual Twitter thread between Sonic and KFC]].
-->'''Colonel Sanders:''' (represented by Eggman with a different color scheme and a Southern accent) Mercy, I know it's wrong. But every time I see that juicy fat bird from Twitter, my mouth starts a-watering, and my hanks start a-hankering!\\
'''Sonic:''' Stop.\\

* ParentalSexualitySquick: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBOJLS7-ZY Bowser Jr. learns why Bowser keeps sending him out to antagonize Mario while he stays with Peach.]]
-->'''Bowser Jr.:''' [[TitleDrop Why did we even kidnap her,]] then?\\

'''Bowser:''' Well, I-\\

* PlethoraOfMistakes: After Sonic's escape from the city, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUS3DRAHBw0 I did a little trolling]]" has him in jail, being charged with a lot of crimes like [[LongList destruction of property, vandalism, disorderly conduct, extreme negligence, reckless evading, indecent exposure, assault, third degree manslaughter, parking illegally, second degree manslaughter, and violating noise ordinance by listening to "City Escape"]]. The only one he didn't do was park illegally.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: The way Nazo mocks Sonic and Shadow's fusion in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmDZOWi_ptg Mine is Bigger]]":

'''Nazo:''' I don't know. Seems pretty gay to me.\\
'''Knuckles:''' He's homophobic.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Tikal, who has no known relationship to Knuckles in canon, is his sister.

-->'''Tails:''' You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
-->'''Knuckles:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]
* ShoddyKnockoffProduct: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTd6NaOTB84 Your Jordans are fake]]", Sage has a bit to say about Knuckles's shoes.

'''Knuckles:''' !\\

'''Knuckles:''' !\\

'''Knuckles:''' !!!!\\

'''Knuckles:''' !!!!!!!!!!

-->'''Silver:''' Can we talk about the mail, please, Sonic? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Ivo Robotnik." This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Ivo's mail is getting sent back to me. Ivo Robotnik! Ivo Robotnik! I look in the mail, BUT THIS WHOLE BOX IS IVO ROBOTNIK! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's GODDAMN HANDS! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Ivo's office and what do I find out, Sonic? What do I find out? There is no Ivo Robotnik. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Aaaaaaaw SHIT, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Ivo Robotnik? You gotta be kidding me! I got BOXES full of Ivo! All right, so I start marchin' my way down to Miles in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "MILES! MILES! I gotta talk to you about Ivo." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There IS! NO! Miles in HR. Sonic...half the employees in this building have been made up! This office is a goddamn ghost town!
* TakeThat:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2sDx0Y_I-k Eggman takes over the US healthcare system]]. Or at least he tries to, while Shadow points out things about the healthcare system [[EvenEvilHasStandards that even Eggman is disgusted by.]]
--->'''Eggman:''' They've already done every evil thing! Next thing you're going to tell me is that the hospitals are just straight up racist!\\
'''Shadow:''' Funny you should say that. According to recent research-\\
'''Eggman:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Stop, I don't wanna know!]] All this information is going to make me feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.\\
'''Shadow:''' Should I call an ambulance?\\
'''Eggman:''' No, it'll cost too much. Screw this! I can't be more cartoonishly evil than the United States healthcare system! And [[CardCarryingVillain I'm literally a cartoon villain!]]\\
'''Shadow:''' So what will you do?\\
'''Eggman:''' I'm just going to take over something pure and free of corruption! Like uh, the US educational system.\\
'''Shadow:''' [[HereWeGoAgain Oh boy.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPyQXWe3TUs Overwatch 2]] towards the current state of VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} and its RewardsPass system.

'''Reinhardt:''' They are not unlocked! You did not buy the battle pass!\\
'''Winston:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit!]] (Winston gets shot down while '''ELIMINATED [[Creator/BlizzardEntertainment BLIZZARD'S]] REPUTATION'' appears)
** Let's say that Jehtt has a very low opinion on [=NFTs=]:
*** In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_dbFNWD910 Eggman's Crypto Mine]]" Tails introduced said mine as being able to provide energy to all of Station Square… or to mint a single NFT per day. And when Knuckles admits that he bought a NFT of the Master Emerald, both Sonic and Tails call him out for falling for such an obvious scam.
*** In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRsnj9M2eXM You Must Kill Sonic]]", after Mephiles the Dark finds out how much SuperGullible Silver is, Mephiles attempts to have him invest in [=NFTs=].

* MagicCountdown: Averted in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlsYVW2iCyI Sonic X but the editors remember how time works]]". A bomb is set to go off in 10 seconds, but Shadow and Rouge waste time talking when they should be escaping. After 10 seconds pass, the island explodes with Chris, Shadow, and Rouge on it.

-->'''Shadow''': I made them draw Rouge with fewer sexual features you wouldn't be horny! Reducing your blood flow to make you a millisecond slower. Slow enough for me to steal the Chaos Emerald.\\

-->'''Shadow''': I made them draw Rouge with fewer sexual features you wouldn't be horny! Reducing your blood flow to make you a milisecond slower. Slow enough for me to steal the Chaos Emerald.\\

* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs What is Ligma?]]", Shadow tries and fails to use a "[[WhatsAHenway What's Ligma]]" joke on Omega, who doesn't understand it and demands Shadow explain the joke. He still doesn't understand it after that, and instructs Shadow that, in order to install the humor drive, he has to insert the correct CD, leading to this moment:

'''Shadow''': Oh my God...\\

'''Mephiles:''' I see. (laughs) Well, in that case....(presses a button, causing the computer to start displaying Bored Apes) Have you ever heards of [=NFTs=]?

-->'''Nazo:''' Your final form is... homosexuality?\\

*** In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_dbFNWD910 Eggman's Crypto Mine]]" Tails introduced said mine as being able to provide energy to all of Station Square... or to mint a single NFT per day. And when Knuckles admits that he bought a NFT of the Master Emerald, both Sonic and Tails call him out for falling for such an obvious scam.

''(...)''\\
'''Black Doom''':[...]My powers allow me to detect all cringe.\\

'''Gerald:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat He may be making]] [[LampshadeHanging a valid argument about the nature of genetics...]]

'''Gerald''': He may be wondering how I prepared for this specific possibility, but I can't answer questions because this is a pre-recorded message.\\

* ArtShift: During "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yQhgkNjI2o The Chatoix become Youtubers]]" there's a brief moment where the video goes from ''Sonic X'' footage to plush dolls.

* PlethoraOfMistakes: After Sonic's escape from the city, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUS3DRAHBw0 I did a little trolling]]" has him in jail, being charged with a lot of crimes.

'''Bowser:''' Your dad needs love too, Junior!\\

* HeroicBSoD: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vI5M9GRCKo No, you're cringe]]" begins with Vlack Doom sending Shadow into one by calling him "cringe"; Professor Gerald's pre-recorded message snaps Shadow out of it by showing him a meme with Black Doom as the Soyjak and him as the Chad.

-->'''Amy:''' Yeah, why?
-->'''Sonic:''' Not to brag, but I'm literally bad at everything.
-->'''Amy:''' Meet me at eight.

-->'''Espio:''' So they just dub over the cutscenes?
-->'''Charmy:''' Yeah, but they call it a meme [[SelfDeprecation for some reason.]]
-->'''Vector:''' I don't know Charmy. After the whole [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog computer room]] thing, I don't really want to do memes.
-->'''Charmy:''' This has eight million views!
-->'''Vector:''' [[FavouritismFlipFlop I've always wanted to do memes!]] We could do this easily!

-->'''Sonic:''' You may touch the finish line, but you've never touched a woman!
-->'''Jet:''' You're right, I haven't lost my virginity.
-->'''Sonic:''' Huh?
-->'''Jet:''' Because I never lose! See you later, sex-haver! Ha ha ha ha ha!
-->'''Sonic:''' Well, if I can't take his trophy, then I guess I'll have to take his virginity.
-->'''Jet:''' (in the distance) WHAT THE FUCK?!

-->'''Charmy:''' Is this the guy from [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 the movie?]]
-->'''Knuckles:''' No, he's the real thing. Tell 'em, Sonic!
-->'''"Sonic":''' Yeah, gotta eat chili dogs! (turns to Knuckles) Did I say that right?
-->'''Espio:''' Sonic hasn't sounded like that [[Creator/JaleelWhite since the 90s!]]
-->'''Amy:''' Seems legit to me.
-->'''Vector:''' Where did you even find this guy?
-->'''Knuckles:''' Craigslist....Zone

-->'''Silver:''' You're right, I have to kill him!
-->'''Mephiles:''' [[DoubleTake Wait, what?]]
-->'''Silver:''' Just tell me what to do!
-->'''Mephiles:''' That's all it took? A Photoshop of Sonic on fire?
-->'''Silver:''' [[WhatAreRecords What's Photoshop?]]
-->'''Mephiles:''' Anyways, so you trust me?
-->'''Silver:''' With my life.
-->'''Mephiles:''' Even though I'm acting, like, [[ObviouslyEvil super evil.]]
-->'''Silver:''' Well, you did have really convincing evidence.
-->'''Mephiles:''' And if I say something is a good idea, no matter how ridiculous it seems...
-->'''Silver:''' [[SuperGullible Then it's a good idea! I'm 100% on board with whatever you say!]]
-->'''Mephiles:''' I see. (laughs) Well, in that case....(presses a button, causing the computer to start displaying Bored Apes) Have you ever heards of [=NFTs=]?

-->'''Tom:''' Actually, it's kind of weird that most of these are with human women.
-->'''Sonic:''' Whoa, hey, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 you do not want to bring up my relationship with human women]], okay? [[{{Hypocrite}} Now that's insensitive!]]
-->'''Tom:''' I can't wait to see how you bully [[VideoGame/SonicFrontiers Sage]] when you get to the Starfall Islands.
-->'''Sonic:''' Hey, come on, [[WouldntHurtAChild she's a child.]] I wouldn't do that to her. Unless she was being a dick.

-->'''Sonic:''' Look, can I be real with you for a sec?
-->'''Knuckles:''' Sure.
-->'''Sonic:''' (turns into a real life hedgehog) Thanks.

-->'''Knuckles:''' [[TitleDrop Bro, are you flirting with my sister?]]
-->'''Sonic:''' Yes I am!
-->'''Knuckles:''' Do you wanna die?
-->'''Sonic:''' Yes I do!
-->'''Knuckles:''' Wait, what?
-->'''Sonic:''' See ya! (jumps off a cliff)
-->'''Knuckles:''' Oh my god, Sonic!
-->'''Sonic:''' [[DrivenToSuicide TAKE ME SWEET DEATH!]] (falls into the water below. Cut to a horrified Knuckles as sad music plays)

-->'''Colonel Sanders:''' (represented by Eggman with a different color scheme and a Southern accent) Mercy, I know it's wrong. But every time I see that juicy fat bird from Twitter, my mouth starts a-watering, and my hanks start a-hankering!
-->'''Sonic:''' Stop.
-->'''Colonel Sanders:''' From a distance, you look like that Twitter bird. Why don't you come over and let me get a closer look?
-->'''Sonic:''' Keep your Kentucky fried fetish away from me!

-->'''Bowser Jr.:''' [[TitleDrop Why did we even kidnap her,]] then?
-->'''Bowser:''' Junior, I just, wanted you to have a mother figure in your life.
-->'''Bowser Jr.:''' I did too, Dad! Why do you think I went along with your lie? But I didn't even get to spend any time with her! You kept sending me out to do stuff, like "Son, go steal Mario's jetpack!", "Go stand around with a Yoshi egg for an hour!", "Go bury someone in a puddle of shit!"
-->'''Bowser:''' Well, I-
-->'''Bowser Jr.:''' All while you and Peach stayed in the hot tub. Alone. All day. Wait, this isn't, like, a sex thing, is it?
-->''[[OhCrap (Bowser pauses in shock)]]''
-->'''Bowser Jr.:''' Oh my god.
-->'''Bowser:''' [[YouJustHadToSayIt If you didn't want to know, you shouldn't have asked!]]
-->'''Bowser Jr.:''' [[BrainBleach I will never recover from this.]]
-->'''Bowser:''' Your dad needs love too, Junior!

-->'''Nazo:''' Your final form is... homosexuality?
-->'''Shadic:''' What? No, it's a fusion. You know, like Dragon Ball.
-->'''Nazo:''' You even talk in unison. Did you practice that on your last date?
-->'''Shadic:''' We're not dating.
-->'''Nazo:''' I don't know. Seems pretty gay to me.
-->'''Knuckles:''' He's homophobic.

-->'''Sage:''' Your Jordans are fake.
-->'''Knuckles:''' !
-->'''Sage:''' Fake as hell.
-->'''Knuckles:''' !
-->'''Sage:''' Dollar Store-ass shoes.
-->'''Knuckles:''' !!!!
-->'''Knuckles:''' You laugh now, but I just saved up for a pair of Yeezys!
-->'''Sage:''' Yeezys are cancelled.
-->'''Knuckles:''' !!!!!!!!!!
* TakeThat: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2sDx0Y_I-k Eggman takes over the US healthcare system]]. Or at least he tries to, while Shadow points out things about the healthcare system [[EvenEvilHasStandards that even Eggman is disgusted by.]]
-->'''Eggman:''' They've already done every evil thing! Next thing you're going to tell me is that the hospitals are just straight up racist!
-->'''Shadow:''' Funny you should say that. According to recent research-
-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Stop, I don't wanna know!]] All this information is going to make me feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
-->'''Shadow:''' Should I call an ambulance?
-->'''Eggman:''' No, it'll cost too much. Screw this! I can't be more cartoonishly evil than the United States healthcare system! And [[CardCarryingVillain I'm literally a cartoon villain!]]
-->'''Shadow:''' So what will you do?
-->'''Eggman:''' I'm just going to take over something pure and free of corruption! Like uh, the US educational system.
-->'''Shadow:''' [[HereWeGoAgain Oh boy.]]

-->'''Winston:''' We need backup!
-->'''Reinhardt:''' There is no backup!
-->'''Winston:''' Where is the rest of Overwatch?
-->'''Reinhardt:''' They are not unlocked! You did not buy the battle pass!
-->'''Winston:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit!]] (Winston gets shot down while '''ELIMINATED [[Creator/BlizzardEntertainment BLIZZARD'S]] REPUTATION'' appears)

-->'''Tails:''' If you don't pay your taxes, the IRS will come after you!
-->'''Sonic:''' Yeah, and I'm the fastest thing alive. What are they gonna do? Catch me?
-->''[SmashCut to Sonic in jail]''
-->'''Sonic:''' Damn, they caught me.

-->'''Black Doom:''' That's preposterous! [[PoliticallyCorrectVillain Cringe is determined by your behavior, not by your blood.]] Even if I were cringe, my DNA would have no effect on Shadow being so.
-->'''Gerald:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat He may be making]] [[LampshadeHanging a valid argument about the nature of genetics...]]

-->'''Eggman:''' I placed a bunch of gold rings on the ground and didn't send the proper 1099 tax forms to people who picked them up.
-->'''Sonic:''' [[OffscreenTeleportation (now somehow behind Eggman)]] You die tonight.

-->'''Mewtwo:''' I am Mewtwo.
-->'''Ash:''' You're Mew too, huh? Well, we're not going to let you get away with this, Mew!
-->'''Mewtwo:''' Do not insult me with that name, child. I am Mewtwo.
-->'''Ash:''' Yeah, I heard you. You're Mew too.

-->'''Sonic:''' Well, not to brag, but I'm literally bad at everything.

-->'''Knuckles:''' Craigslist....Zone?

* TemptingFate: Sonic does so in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sUR6ylVH7E Sonic Evades his Taxes]]", after deciding not to pay his taxes:
-->'''Tails:''' If you don't pay your taxes, the IRS will come after you!
-->'''Sonic:''' Yeah, and I'm the fastest thing alive. What are they gonna do? Catch me?
-->''[SmashCut to Sonic in jail]''
-->'''Sonic:''' Damn, they caught me.

-->'''Sonic:''' [[OffscreenTeleportation (now somehow behind Eggman)]] You die tonight.

-->'''Sonic:''' [[DrivenToSuicide TAKE ME SWEET DEATH!]] (falls into the water below. Cut back a horrified Knuckles as sad music plays)

* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Sonic challenges Tails and Knuckles to make a sentence without using any words containing the letter A.
-->'''Tails:''' You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
-->'''Knuckles:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]

-->'''Gerald:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat He may be making]] [[LampshadeHanging a valid argument about the nature of genetics...]]

* InstantlyProvenWrong: While arguing over the pronunciation of the word ".gif", Sonic demands that Shadow name one word that starts with the letter "G" that sounds like the letter "J". Shadow immediately answers with "gentrification".

-->'''Gerald:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat He may be making]] [[LampshadeHanging a valid argument about the nature of genetics...]]
* YouSayTomato: Sonic and Shadow have an entire argument about pronunciation starting from how to pronounce the acronym ".gif".

* FunWithSubtitles: In "You changed the subtitles?!", Shadow uses a Chaos Emerald to change what the subtitles say Sonic is saying, much to the latter's annoyance.

* TemptingFate: Sonic does so in "Sonic Evades his Taxes", after deciding not to pay his taxes:

* VillainHasAPoint: In "No, you're cringe", after Gerald's prerecorded message says that the only part of Shadow that's cringe is the blood of Black Doom that runs through him, the alien has this to say:

* InstantlyProvenWrong: While arguing over the pronunciation of the word ".gif", Sonic demands that shadow name one word that starts with the letter "G" that sounds like the letter "J". Shadow immediately answers with "gentrification".

* FunWithSubtitles: In "You changed the subtitles?!", Shadow uses a Chaos Emerald to change what the subtitles say Sonic is saying, much to the latter's annoyance.

* FunWithSubtitles: In "You changed the subtitles?!", Shadow uses a Chaos Emerald to change what the subtitles say Sonic is saying, much to the latters annoyance.

-->'''Gerald:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat He may be making]] [[LampshadeHanging a valid argument about the nature of genetics...]]