History WebVideo / GoblinSlayerAbridged

-->'''Goblin Slayer'''

->''"The only good gawblin is a DEAD gawblin! Now let's make these GAWBLINS GOOD!!!"''

* AdaptedOut: So far the Cow Girl has made no direct appearances, despite her being one of the Main Characters and appearing regularly in the episodes the series has already adapted. She does show up in a flashback by Goblin Slayer with black scribbles over her eyes when Slayer thinks about how he lost his family and hometown, though, and while it's initially implied she suffered DeathByAdaptation, when the Goblin Slayer is explaining the fate of the village to Priestess, he mentioned he "lost everything... except-" before quickly changing the subject, giving some leeway to the idea she's still alive.[[spoiler: Eventually subverted as she makes her long-awaited appearance in episode 6.]]

The plot remains roughly the same, with the idealistic young Priestess joining an upcoming party in the local Guild. Together, the four take on a simple Goblin slaying quest, only for things to go horribly wrong. When all seems lost, Priestess is then saved by the HeroicComedicSociopath known as Goblin Slayer. From then on, HilarityEnsues.

* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: At first, Priestess' Cure Light Wounds, while weak, appears to be useful if needed ([[ForgoneConclusion which it will), but in practice it turns out to be a poor idea when she has to heal Wizard, as she was previously stabbed with a poisoned dagger; Cure Light Wounds healed the cut, but it didn't repair the tissue or neutralize the poison, meaning it barely did anything to help. Goblin Slayer later emphasizes that Neutralize Poison would have been more effective in saving her.

''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i2qquegdB4 Goblin Slayer Abridged]]'' is TheAbridgedSeries of LightNovel/GoblinSlayer, made by Grimmjack of the Schmuck Squad, who are also credited for WebVideo/TheSevenDeadlySchmucks.

** When helping Priestess deal with a perverted blacksmith, Goblin Slayer says "[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure You can't measure the shit out of me from over there" as he climbs over the counter.

* {{Womanchild}}: High Elf Archer, despite being over 1000 years old, can be quite childish when it comes to her interactions with Dwarf Shaman.

* UngratefulBastard: The ogre; when everyone else thinks it's a giant goblin, Priestess tells him that she knows he's not really a goblin. The ogre responds angrily that he doesn't need her "pity" and wants to kill her first. Needless to say, [[BewareTheNiceOnes Priestess]] ends up calling him a "[[PrecisionFStrike fuckin]]' goblin" out of sheer spite.

Six episodes have been released so far.

-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' ...Hm. Pathetic. A waste of my time. You can turn into a cult-slaying {{Kaiju}} monstrosity, and you ask for my help? I do my job for the love of killing goblins, sure. But that's not the only reason. I do it because somewhere out there, a nameless village no one will remember, might get burnt to the ground if someone doesn't step in and kill some '''filthy goblins''' before they attack. So that a family with a name no one will remember gets to see another day with their loved ones. You have unlimited resources. You could have asked anyone in the world for help. You have the God of Justice on speed dial, and you're trying to guilt-trip me into living with you? If I'm not out there killing goblins, some innocent girl might suffer the same fate as you... or worse. People might die because you lured us here Sword Maiden, for your own selfish reasons. I can't believe Priestess looks up to you.

* InstantTasteAddiction: Lizard Priest is on a mission to try the food from every culture on the planet. When he tries cheese, he initially says it's alright... until the taste kicks in and suddenly he declares he would die for cheese. It's part of why he aligns with Goblin Slayer; he's afraid the goblins with goblinate cheese which is unacceptable.

* EveryoneHasStandards: The series delights in it's cruel, crass and black humor, the relentless slaughter of goblins and the many deaths of stupid adventurers or the poor people that happen to cross their paths, but the one thing it refuses to do, regardless of the circumstances, is show [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil what the Goblins do to their victims]] in any sort of comedic light. Indeed the main reason the slaughter of Goblins is shown as comedic is because they are an irredeemable bunch of pests that need to be dealt with.

** In the Water Town Guild Hall quest board, High Elf Archer mentions a quest posted by three dwarven brothers who want to retake a mine from a "Black Spider," a reference to the [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]] adventure "Lost Mines of Phandelver.

--> '''Goblin Slayer:''' '''[[KillThemAll Everything.]]'''

-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' ...Hm. Pathetic. A waste of my time. You can turn into a cult-slaying {{Kaiju}} monstrosity, and you ask for my help? I do my job for the love of killing goblins, sure. But that's not the only reason. I do it because somewhere out there, a nameless village no one will remember, might get burnt to the ground if someone doesn't step in and kill some ''filthy'' goblins before they attack. So that a family with a name no one will remember gets to see another day with their loved ones. You have unlimited resources. You could have asked anyone in the world for help. You have the God of Justice on speed dial, and you're trying to guilt-trip me into living with you? If I'm not out there killing goblins, some innocent girl might suffer the same fate as you... or worse. People might die because you lured us here Sword Maiden, for your own selfish reasons. I can't believe Priestess looks up to you.

--> "NO NAMES! Don't get attached in this line of work!"

* AdaptedOut: So far the Cow Girl has made no direct appearances, despite her being one of the Main Characters and appearing regularly in the episodes the series has already adapted. She does show up in a flashback by Goblin Slayer with black scribbles over her eyes when Slayer thinks about how he lost his family and hometown, though, and while it's initially implied she suffered DeathByAdaptation, when the Goblin Slayer is explaining the fate of the village to Priestess, he mentioned he "lost everything... except-" before quickly changing the subject, giving some leeway to the idea she's still alive.
** [[spoiler: She makes her long-awaited appearance in episode 6.]]